legovanan
"Let him remember us as we once were."

That is from Ben-Hur, when his mother and sister didn't want him to see them as they were infected by leprosy and defigured.

I think I understand that now; not the physical disfiguration, but why memories are sometimes the best things to hold on to. People change, sometime for the better, sometime for the worse, and though you can't predict it, your relationship changes along with it. But after an extended amount of time without them, and then suddenly seeing and knowing them again is a shock, and in some cases you wish you hadn't done it. Because the "new" person they are diminishes the joy and dearness (for lack of a better word) the memories you shared together held. It's hard to remember people for what they were when you loved them when you see what they have now become. I mean, I'm not talking about drug addicts or criminals; I'm talking about kids I grew up with, kids I knew everything about. People I spent every day with; people I fought with, argued with, laughed with, screamed at, hugged.

Anyway, before I keep going on, this relates to Isaac's party last night. I think it's really illuminating on the difference between Camron and I. I took him home, and on the car ride back, this is what he said:
"Ah. I had totally forgotten all that I'm missing out on by not going to Ayala until I went to that party," he mused longingly, "I wish I were there."
I responded mentally, "After going to that party and seeing what I'm missing out on, I'm glad I didn't go to Ayala."

It was amazing. There were kids I knew from preschool, like Isaac, and then kids I knew from the 2nd grade, Matt, John, Isaac again, Roshi, Ashraf, all the way to 6th grade. Then add junior high, Camron, Andres, Nicole, Brian. Now high school, there's only Camron. Such a small world, yet so many divisions.

They were probably the same general type of people they were 9 months ago, but they were so different to me. I knew their names, their faces, their basic personalities, but they weren't my friends that I remembered. I knew not to expect that, but it shocked me how far apart we've grown. I know I've changed as well, but it scares me how just after nine months, we're so far apart. They play Xbox, gamble over poker, talk about the most perverted things in human nature. They did some of that in junior high, and I was always the shocked girl who they told to "Go read", but we still got along. Maybe its just that I haven't heard it all in so long that coming back to it is somewhat of a shock. But now, I don't want that. I used to crave their friendships and belonging with them, and I still do; I miss them, but now, I'm disgusted at what they do and say. I don't feel superior to them, but I feel as if they are another world; one that I am barred from by my own choice and not regretful of it.
Then there's what Mrs. Miller said, "Well, the true test of friendship is how far apart you guys can be, but still be friends." Maybe that is the true test. Kathleen and I didn't go to the same school since the 1st grade, but we're still closer than anyone could be. I get along w/ Olivia, Sydney, and especially Elsa, and she lives in Tennessee. Connie is still one of my bestest friends, but it just saddens me that, with the exception of Kathleen, neither Elsa nor Connie have been people that I hung out with. I mean, I knew Connie in 7th grade from bball, but we became close in ASB and basketball in 8th grade, and Elsa I spent 3 weeks with, and have known for a year maybe, but I feel like I've known them forever. But with those guys that I've grown up with, it was like, "Who are you?" Maybe its the constant contact through the computer.
What frightens me the most is I'm losing the memories I had of my friends. And what will happen in the future? I won't know them. How many friends will I lose over the years? ::sigh:: ARGH. I have tears in my eyes. I think half of it is listening to the Braveheart Soundtrack that Elsa gave me (hannon le mellon nin!) and hearing the bagpipes and tin whistles and remembering the UK and remembering those memories, the other part remembering my friends from the past, and regretting our schisms now.
Reminisce. Regret. I think those two words go hand in hand.

legovanan
freaking out here. Must study for biology test because if I want to go to Isaac's party tomorrow, I have to be ready for the test!! ARGH!! i did my preliminary round of studying today, but i didn't get a chance to do my intense scrutiny analysis (i have a detailed procedure in studying for biology that hasn't failed me yet) I blame it all on Matthew! alright, alright, it's mostly my fault (he called me), but yea.. basically the conversation dragged on, and on (which will result in my cell phone bill EEK)

and then to add on that, i don't know what to wear, bcuz Matthew's being conflicting. first he hates red, now he wants red. ARGH! i have two potential tops. one is the perfect color, the other i love the style. I wish I could just combine them! and i couldn't find a black skirt in my mom's wardrobe!! ARGH!!! i might have to drag my mom to the Brea Mall on Thursday. In, buy, out!

and yea, have no idea what we're doing for sadies, and now connie can't go, and ARGH just everything is in turmoil, and i need to figure out what to give isaac! and MUST GO TO BED NOW

legovanan
alright, i had to go out and find pictures:



that's a lovely sight that i hope and wish i'll see again. Michael Owen and Stevie Gerrard wearing red together, holding the FA cup they won from Man Utd!!!

Gerrard in action:


Michael and Steven after a goal!

legovanan
Just finished watching an interview with Stevie Gerrard. I love that guy.. Best midfielder in England, and one of the best in Europe. If he ever leaves Liverpool I will throw myself on my bed and weep for at least 20 hours. I mean, Michael Owen leaving was horrible enough, but its impossible to see Gerrard in anything but red (or yellow, for away, which is actually a horrible uniform, in my opinion this season) Its a pity I don't get to watch LFC play that much! Him and Carra are still awesomely awesome. Poor Stephen Warnock is injured, as well as Didi Hamann, Luis Garcia, Antonio Nunez, and the other half of the squad. Milan Baros is banned for three matches. I wish Michael would come back, i mean he sits on the bench of Real Madrid, though all three managers have hailed him wonderful, and he has the best strike rate in Spain, and he's been more impressive this season than Raul and Ronaldo put together! I mean, a guy only has so many years in top form. ARGH! Michael--why did you leave Liverpool? I mean, Milan Baros has the most goals!!! And Gerrard has to score all day long because there's no healthy strikers!
Anyway, I still love that triumvirate, as I like to call them: Stephen Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, and Michael Owen. Matthew, I don't care if their not on the same club anymore; i still get to watch them on England, though Carra's not starting for the next several games due to scheduling or something. Hopefully they'll play together in world cup so I can be happy!!!

And now, for one of my favorite songs, and Matthew's nightmare and bane:
When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm, is a golden light
And the sweet silver voice from a lark

Walk on through the rain,
Walk on through the wind
Though your dreams be lost and torn
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone.

Walk on through the rain,
Walk on through the wind
Though your dreams be lost and torn
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone.

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone.

Alright, a motto of "You'll Never Walk Alone" expressing loyalty, camaraderie and fellowship between the club and the fans is better than some weird Latin phrase that the fans don't even know the meaning of!!!

legovanan
I can't put this book down. I used to have a rather bad impression on it, as many people told me that Emily Bronte was a psychotic lady with little literary talent. HOW WRONG THEY WERE! and also, one movie adaptation was just weird and horrible!
anyway, i can't put Wuthering Heights down! I mean, a lot of people criticize it as a psychotic love story, but it goes a lot deeper than that. What love can do to you, and how foolish people can become; disillusioned, flying away from the very thing they know they love, and loves them, for illusions of superficial happiness. The character of Heathcliff is one of the most interesting and best things about the book. You wonder what drove him to that edge, and Emily Bronte does a good job of explaining and developing his character, as well as showing what he is capable of, but showing how really, he loved Cathey, and his tenderness with her broke my heart..
Most famous quote from the book that really defines their relationship:
"My love for Linton is like the foliage in the woods. Time will change it, I'm well aware, as winter changes the trees--my love for Heathcliff resembles the eternal rocks beneath--a source of little visible delight, but necessary. Nelly, I AM Heathcliff--he's always, always in my mind, not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself--but, as my own being."

legovanan
I've had an interesting array of gifts this birthday. Chronological order:
Kristina: West Side Story Sheet Music!! AHHH!!! i love it!! puahha! and the Princess Bride DVD
Kathleen: Frodo bookmark, the One Ring (a fake one) and the West Side Story Special Edition DVD with two disks and a scrapbook!
Jennifer: three huge balloons that kept hitting ppl in the head throughout the day and made it really easy for matthew to find me
Matthew: Lord of the Rings music, Frodo bookmark, the Liverpool vs. Everton tape, and best of all: HE WORE RED!! once in a lifetime experience. hehehe. he's like, "Just for you Elaine. Now I'm gonna go home and burn it."
Esther: a brownie that was REALLY REALLY good
Yogin: Finding Neverland DVD which i need to watch with Kathleen!
Anjale and Kylie: two suffocating hugs, literally
Jay: the most original card i've ever received. hahah
Celia: a really pretty candle
And the most erm... creative, to say the least gift: Connie!! She MADE me an ARROW, an ARROW (Ted--Legolas!) with all my favorite quotes written on it! TINY, but i can read them, though she got 2 quotes wrong so far and cited one incorrectly. hehhe, no con, its perfect! my dad loves it too! thank you!! u must have spent AGES on it!! hannon le mellon nin! le nar nin voronda mellon. amin meleth le!

now going to study for history test tomorrow!

legovanan
doing my english essay today. guess what? asked matthew to sadies today. Since our soccer teams are the biggest rivals. Everton (blue) and Liverpool (red) from the same city. and LIVERPOOL WON THE DERBY!!!!!!!! PUAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 and matthew wore red just for me yesterday!! YAY!!! he said he was going home to burn it though...

alright so i have this squishy, soccer ball keychain. i took it, and wrote in BLUE all over it stuff about everton and then in the middle, "I've gone blue for you" (something my LOVELY friend thought of... cheesy) and then "sadies?" and then i couldn't resist and took a red pen and wrote LFC and "You'll Never Walk Alone" the LFC motto all over it.

Then at break, we always hang out together in the bio room. At the end of break, I was like, "hey matthew catch!" and i throw it at him. He's like, "HEY A SOCCER BALL! WHAT EVERY BRITISH GUY LOVES!" i shout, "read it!" and run away to class.
I didn't get to see him at lunch since I had a club. So after school, at the bus stop, we see each other, and no one says anything at first. Then he says, "I'll go." *silence* "Thank you. It was really sweet." *silence, but both of us are grinning* and then he says, "You just HAD to put red on there didn't you? You couldn't stay with Everton?!" and that broke out a heated argument, once more. LIVERPOOL ARE GOING TO MAKE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATTHEW!!

legovanan
"What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset." -Crowfoot; Blackfoot warrior, 1890

My last day upon this Earth as a fourteen-year-old. Wow.. it's gone by so quickly. I feel so old. I think I'm overly depressing myself. I look back on the past too much. What have I accomplished in this fourteen years? How many more fourteen years do I have? Have I made any difference in these years? I remember when I was 9, well about to turn 9, and Kathleen turned 10, and I was so jealous of her because she was in DOUBLE DIGITS! GASP! that seems so far away!

ARGH!! I was suddenly inspired today for the first time in the direction of poetry in a LONG LONG LONG LONG time at the restaurant. My dad didn't have a pen on him, so now my inspiration is GONE. ARGH!!! But I think I'm going to do a pair of poems. There will be many ways to look at them. They will be true for me, or at least one of them will. If you want to look at it in a fan fiction/Tolkien perspective, its going to be the Two Kindreds, each lamenting their fate; neither unsatisfied, coveting what the other abhors.

legovanan
I LOVE KATHLEEN!!!!!!!!! AND KRISTINA!!!!!!!!!!!! They gave me my bday presents already!!!
Kristina: THE WEST SIDE STORY MOVIE SHEET MUSIC!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i've played them, their all so pretty, though I don't agree w/ the arrangement of Tonight very much. and the Princess Bride DVD, bcuz its her fav movie and I'd never seen it. A very cute, witty movie, and my mom is in love w/ Westley.
Kathleen: WEST SIDE STORY SPECIAL EDITION DVD!!!!!!! it has the movie, and another disk w/ all the bonus features, such as a documentary made in 2001 (which traumatized me when i watched cuz they were all soo different!!! Tony didn't look like Tony. Anita wasn't Anita. Only Action still looked kinda the same, older and fatter. You could kinda see Riff in the older one) It also comes with a scrapbook, with the entire script in it, pictures, biographies, and all this other stuff! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She also got me the Frodo bookmark, which comes w/ the fake Ring of course.. hehe!
so happy. Now I just have to go finish my stupid history essay and study for bio.

legovanan
It's been almost two years since I last went on a Hayden Christensen streak; i think its high time to get back into his hotness. hehehee, with Episode III coming out and all. NO ANAKIN!!! NO!!!! NOT ANAKIN!!!!
anyway, found this pic that Kristina practically died drolling over:


O yes.. i just took off my stars, placing them on a piece of paper; they are going to be a souvenir. I walked around all day after 9:30 AM with 20 stars of at least 6 colors sticking all over my face. It started with Kristina giving me a green star for St. Patrick's Day, and then Jennifer (who's crazy) sticking a blue and yellow combined on each of my temples. Then it all went downhill.. Jennifer went crazy, sticking them all over my face. It was really really really interesting/funny to walk around school and see the varying reactions. It shows you how comfortable people are in the "norm". Anything a little out of place freaks them out, even something so inconsequential and trivial as this. I got the "What the hell happened to your face?", "What happened to you?" "WHOA THERE!" and just the plain, wordless, weird looks that say everything. And of course, Camron was being nice enough to say, "You look like an idiot." Mr. Koci just sighed and looked up imploringly. Mr. Goodman however, said i looked beautiful!! hehehehe..
IRELAND!!!!! so BEAUTIFUL!! Dublin and its authentic, unique streets; Killarney and its quaintness, and the countryside with its BEAUTY!!!
In Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
She wheeled her wheelbarrow through streets broad and narrow
Crying 'Cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh!'

She was a fishmonger, and sure 'twas no wonder
For so were her father and mother before
They both wheeled their barrows through streets broad and narrow
Crying 'Cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh!'
Alive, alive, oh, alive, alive oh
Crying 'Cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh'

She died of fever, and no one can save her
And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone
But a ghost wheels her barrow through streets broad and narrow
Crying 'Cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh!'
'Alive, alive oh, alive, alive oh'
Crying 'Cockles and mussels alive, alive oh...'

I LOVE THAT SONG!
then there's the ridiculous, yet full of memory:
Mary Mac's father's making Mary Mac marry me
My father's making me marry Mary Mac
I'm gonna marry Mary for my Mary to take care of me
We'll all be making merry when I marry Mary Mac

i can never get the 3rd line right when we sing it really fast! Its so awesome though! Remember dancing? Elsa and Olivia? and then i hit my head! (leave it to me to do that) it was soooo awesome! the bookstores in Killarney were sooo nice, and Taylor found the book "How To Think" which we told her she should buy! ::sigh:: good times, good times!
Ireland:

legovanan
my footsies are cold. i wanna watch LotR!!!

it was sooo awesome today at the bus stop! I was listening to West Side Story, and Matthew and Chris were trying to get me to shut up, unsuccessfully, by a plethora of methods, including pretending to be trees, bcuz trees can't hear. Then Matthew got his butt kicked by trying to steal my West Side Story CD. There are TWO things you don't do when elaine's around, harm something of hers that is West Side Story or LotR, and don't desecrate their names either. so yes, i hurt the boy, badly. He called me a b*tch four times, which caused me to kick him, as he collapsed on the grass in pain.
Then Chris Gray comes along, and of course, he's hilarious. He discovers what happens, and he goes, "I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! Matthew, I'm sorry, but this is the ONE time i have to side with Elaine." (YES) He then acts out the Rumble scene hilariously. ::stabs:: ::falls down on his knees:: "MARIA!!!" it was sooo funny. and then Matthew was like, "Oh no.. Not more Tony, Tony!" and i go, "I LOVE HIM!! TONY!!" Matthew practically dies. Chris then starts singing America, and I give him my CD player, putting on that song. He then starts singing and dancing, which caused Matthew to groan and moan like the world was over, "No Chris! Not you too!!!"

legovanan
simon is being cruel and violent!!!

SoCalldLadiesman: sweet
SoCalldLadiesman: i LOVE u
SoCalldLadiesman: not that i didnt already
DSluvr4evr7: haha of course
DSluvr4evr7: :-*
SoCalldLadiesman: IM SERIOUS!
SoCalldLadiesman: HOW DARE U DENY MY LOVE FOR U!
SoCalldLadiesman: I ORDER U TO COMMIT SEPUKKU!
DSluvr4evr7: hahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: MUAHAHAHAHA
SoCalldLadiesman: jp jp
DSluvr4evr7: except the problem is, i'm not a samurai and you are not my lord
SoCalldLadiesman: u dont' have to do it
SoCalldLadiesman: ahhh that's what u think
DSluvr4evr7: haha yea right
SoCalldLadiesman: see if i throw my coat down your u
DSluvr4evr7: hahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
SoCalldLadiesman: maybe if its an old coat
SoCalldLadiesman: then maybe...
DSluvr4evr7: phst... there's no conditions to chivalry
SoCalldLadiesman: but other than taht NEVER!
DSluvr4evr7: just like no conditions for bushido
DSluvr4evr7: u just DO it
DSluvr4evr7: there is no, if or when
DSluvr4evr7: its a way of life
SoCalldLadiesman: puahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: it's simons new code of chivalry/bushido
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: jp
SoCalldLadiesman: do u think i'd do that for u?
DSluvr4evr7: phst no
DSluvr4evr7: you're not european or japanese
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: true
SoCalldLadiesman: i wouldn't do it for u
DSluvr4evr7: thank you, gracious sir
DSluvr4evr7: would u do it for anyone?
SoCalldLadiesman: cuz i think you'd be smart enough not to walk into a puddle
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: yes i would
DSluvr4evr7: haha u'd be surprised
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
DSluvr4evr7: camron pushed me into one
DSluvr4evr7: actually more than one
SoCalldLadiesman: well that's different
DSluvr4evr7: matthew tricked me into one
SoCalldLadiesman: that too is different
SoCalldLadiesman: if cameron did tha
SoCalldLadiesman: t
SoCalldLadiesman: i'd push him into one
SoCalldLadiesman: while simultaneously laughing at u
SoCalldLadiesman: and if door did it we'd just laugh and keep walking
SoCalldLadiesman: cuz there
DSluvr4evr7: aahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: cuz there;s not use to try and trick 007
DSluvr4evr7: hahahahaha
DSluvr4evr7: its very easy trust me
DSluvr4evr7: do it all the time
DSluvr4evr7: he is the most oblivious person ever
DSluvr4evr7: whoa.. simon said simultaneously!
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: looks can be decievin
SoCalldLadiesman: g*
DSluvr4evr7: decEIving
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: sorrie bout that
SoCalldLadiesman: plz excuse my insolence
SoCalldLadiesman: *kowtows*
DSluvr4evr7: KE TOU damn it
DSluvr4evr7: i hate that
DSluvr4evr7: stupid europeans who screw up everything
DSluvr4evr7: in language
SoCalldLadiesman: ok hold on
SoCalldLadiesman: *ke tous*
DSluvr4evr7: *sigh*
DSluvr4evr7: pluralization
SoCalldLadiesman: oi oi
SoCalldLadiesman: sorrie but i don't know the rules of pluralization
SoCalldLadiesman: in chinese
DSluvr4evr7: alright alright
DSluvr4evr7: whatever
SoCalldLadiesman: i have brought dishonor to lady teng
SoCalldLadiesman: must....commit.....
DSluvr4evr7: haahaha
DSluvr4evr7: zi sha
DSluvr4evr7: in chinese
SoCalldLadiesman: zi sha
SoCalldLadiesman: *draws a pimped out short sword*
DSluvr4evr7: o god
DSluvr4evr7: who's cutting off your head?
SoCalldLadiesman: *picks up a sheet of EXTREMELY white paper and wraps it around the pimped out sword*
SoCalldLadiesman: ummmm
SoCalldLadiesman: 007?
SoCalldLadiesman: or is he too unorthodox with a sword?
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway it's 007
SoCalldLadiesman: so where was i
DSluvr4evr7: hahaha
DSluvr4evr7: 007 would miss and stab himself
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: ummm
SoCalldLadiesman: u?
SoCalldLadiesman: u know the RAGE and HATRED inside of you is just DYING to reveal itself
DSluvr4evr7: no..
DSluvr4evr7: me?? rage?
SoCalldLadiesman: yes..
SoCalldLadiesman: u!! rage!
DSluvr4evr7: *cowers*
SoCalldLadiesman: *smiles*
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway where was i
SoCalldLadiesman: *picks up a sheet of EXTREMELY white paper and wraps it around the pimped out sword*
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: u cutting off my head?
DSluvr4evr7: no
DSluvr4evr7: i don't have the RAGE inside me
SoCalldLadiesman: oi oi
DSluvr4evr7: i bet you lindsey would
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: fine
SoCalldLadiesman: for the time being
SoCalldLadiesman: lindsey would
SoCalldLadiesman: wait...
SoCalldLadiesman: y do u say that?
DSluvr4evr7: hahahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: hmmmmmmmmmm
SoCalldLadiesman: ic what's going on
SoCalldLadiesman: how dare u!
DSluvr4evr7: what do i dare?
DSluvr4evr7: good sir, do you falsely accuse me?
SoCalldLadiesman: *stands up and throws the pimped out short sword wrapped in EXTREMELY white paper at lady teng*
DSluvr4evr7: am i a blubbering blip now?
SoCalldLadiesman: well a dead one
SoCalldLadiesman: for the pimped out short sword wrapped in EXTREMELY white paper hits you between the eyes with deadly accuracy
DSluvr4evr7: o hell no
DSluvr4evr7: *007 steps in front of lady teng and deflects it*
SoCalldLadiesman: instantly shattering your skull and piercing your brain
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: just as i though
SoCalldLadiesman: 007 is a traitor
DSluvr4evr7: NEVER
DSluvr4evr7: not 007!1
SoCalldLadiesman: muahaha
DSluvr4evr7: not the brain!
DSluvr4evr7: anything but the brain!!!
SoCalldLadiesman: yes he is
DSluvr4evr7: grey matter is GOOD
SoCalldLadiesman: too late
SoCalldLadiesman: not only is blook now spewing out from the wound
SoCalldLadiesman: but grey matter as well
SoCalldLadiesman: bye bye algebra 2
SoCalldLadiesman: bye bye history
DSluvr4evr7: ewww
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahaha!
DSluvr4evr7: blook?
DSluvr4evr7: what the heck is blook?
DSluvr4evr7: OOOOo
DSluvr4evr7: BLOOD
DSluvr4evr7: i get it
DSluvr4evr7: whoops.. i'm a little slow there
SoCalldLadiesman: hahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: it's ok
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway with your death
SoCalldLadiesman: the towns ppl instantly celebrate
SoCalldLadiesman: and elect me SHOGUN
DSluvr4evr7: HEY!!!!!!!
SoCalldLadiesman: and i elect 007
DSluvr4evr7: I AM NOT COLLEEN THANK YOU
DSluvr4evr7: to be daimyo?
DSluvr4evr7: o great.. he's OMI now?
SoCalldLadiesman: my most trusted daimiyo
SoCalldLadiesman: muahaha
DSluvr4evr7: daimyo
DSluvr4evr7: ::sigh::
SoCalldLadiesman: and since u were lady teng u had a husband and 2 kids
DSluvr4evr7: o god
DSluvr4evr7: wait i did?!
SoCalldLadiesman: muahaha
DSluvr4evr7: who's my husband?
SoCalldLadiesman: yes u did
SoCalldLadiesman: idk but he died off
SoCalldLadiesman: making u lady teng
SoCalldLadiesman: SHOGUN
SoCalldLadiesman: but i killed u
SoCalldLadiesman: and as for your kids
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahahah
DSluvr4evr7: o god
DSluvr4evr7: wait?!?1 but who was he
DSluvr4evr7: damn it tell me
DSluvr4evr7: not lord buntaro or whatever u spell it
DSluvr4evr7: greatest archer in japan
DSluvr4evr7: i LIKEd that guy
SoCalldLadiesman: ummm orlando bloom?
DSluvr4evr7: but no...
DSluvr4evr7: damn he 's fine
SoCalldLadiesman: yes
DSluvr4evr7: orlando!!
SoCalldLadiesman: for he too is the greatest archer in middle earth
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: so it equals out
SoCalldLadiesman: fair?
DSluvr4evr7: hahha
DSluvr4evr7: legolas!!
DSluvr4evr7: *swoons*
DSluvr4evr7: fair
DSluvr4evr7: i'll sacrifice my grey matter for him
SoCalldLadiesman: no he is already dead
DSluvr4evr7: NEVER!!!!!!!!1
DSluvr4evr7: how did YOU happen to kill the greatest archer in all of middle-earth/japan
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
SoCalldLadiesman: fine i'll tell u the battle
DSluvr4evr7: o no
SoCalldLadiesman: haah
SoCalldLadiesman: ok
DSluvr4evr7: will it be graphic?
SoCalldLadiesman: eh
SoCalldLadiesman: mildly?
SoCalldLadiesman: u can handle mild
DSluvr4evr7: o great you're worse than brent
DSluvr4evr7: i hope
SoCalldLadiesman: haah
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: i just happen to be the worlds greatest swordsman
SoCalldLadiesman: haa
SoCalldLadiesman: and one day i mean bloom in a bar
SoCalldLadiesman: and something happens and we challenge each other
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
DSluvr4evr7: o god
DSluvr4evr7: in a BAR
DSluvr4evr7: why in a BAR
SoCalldLadiesman: so anyway we do battle in a field
DSluvr4evr7: you?? SWORDSMAN?
SoCalldLadiesman: fine
SoCalldLadiesman: dam rite
DSluvr4evr7: first of all
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
DSluvr4evr7: in a field battle, an archer would kill a swordsman before he even got close enough to unsheath his sword
DSluvr4evr7: and i'm watching the new trailer for star wars episode 3
DSluvr4evr7: not anakin!!
SoCalldLadiesman: no
SoCalldLadiesman: haa
SoCalldLadiesman: darth vader
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: he shoots his arrows
SoCalldLadiesman: but me being the greatest swordsman
DSluvr4evr7: deflects them?
SoCalldLadiesman: i draw my sword at the speed of light
SoCalldLadiesman: and quickly slice them in 2
DSluvr4evr7: phst
DSluvr4evr7: u could not match light
DSluvr4evr7: nor legolas
SoCalldLadiesman: now suprised and angered
SoCalldLadiesman: bloom
SoCalldLadiesman: draws 10 arrows and launches them with deadly accuracy
DSluvr4evr7: yes!!
SoCalldLadiesman: i start to charge him deflecting 9
DSluvr4evr7: wait what
SoCalldLadiesman: and though i block the 10th
DSluvr4evr7: you start to charge AT him, WHILE deflecting 9?
DSluvr4evr7: it PIERCES YOUR HEART
DSluvr4evr7: and you DIE a GRUESOME DEATH
DSluvr4evr7: whoops
SoCalldLadiesman: as i am running
DSluvr4evr7: sry
SoCalldLadiesman: wait
SoCalldLadiesman: it;s ok
SoCalldLadiesman: so i block the 10th
SoCalldLadiesman: but bloom being the greatest archer in the world
DSluvr4evr7: launches another one?!
SoCalldLadiesman: quickly sets up and releases a 11
DSluvr4evr7: which pierces you heart, causing you to die a gruesome death?!
SoCalldLadiesman: yes
DSluvr4evr7: YES!!!!!!!!
DSluvr4evr7: whoops
DSluvr4evr7: :-X
SoCalldLadiesman: no
DSluvr4evr7: damn
SoCalldLadiesman: as he shoots
SoCalldLadiesman: i am in the process of slicing the 10th when i notice the 11th
DSluvr4evr7: u just want to drag this out, don't u
SoCalldLadiesman: quickly i draw my short sword
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: but am not quick enough
DSluvr4evr7: u were using the long sword before?
DSluvr4evr7: YES
DSluvr4evr7: that sounds good
SoCalldLadiesman: yes
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: and the arrow enters my chest
SoCalldLadiesman: *narrowly missing the heart*
DSluvr4evr7: damn
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
DSluvr4evr7: come on legolas
SoCalldLadiesman: sorrie
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: i stumble a little
SoCalldLadiesman: dropping one knee to the ground and using the long sword for support
DSluvr4evr7: haha i can just see u
DSluvr4evr7: wait.. is this at the Pelennor Fields?
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: idk
SoCalldLadiesman: somewhere open
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
DSluvr4evr7: ::sigh:: u don't know where you were
SoCalldLadiesman: he slowly sets up
SoCalldLadiesman: YES IN PELENNOR FIELDS
DSluvr4evr7: yay
DSluvr4evr7: GONDOR!!
DSluvr4evr7: minas tirith
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
DSluvr4evr7: meleth
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: he slowly sets up
SoCalldLadiesman: drawing the string of his bow
SoCalldLadiesman: aiming for my head
SoCalldLadiesman: i look up seeing this
SoCalldLadiesman: wait
SoCalldLadiesman: does it have to be realistic
SoCalldLadiesman: or do we have like supernatural powers?
DSluvr4evr7: o no
DSluvr4evr7: realistic
DSluvr4evr7: except legolas is perfect
DSluvr4evr7: hehehe
SoCalldLadiesman: dam
SoCalldLadiesman: ok
DSluvr4evr7: no
DSluvr4evr7: give me two version
DSluvr4evr7: s
DSluvr4evr7: one with supernatural powers, one without, and i'll tell u which one i like more
SoCalldLadiesman: ok
SoCalldLadiesman: so realistic first
SoCalldLadiesman: he aims
SoCalldLadiesman: and releases
DSluvr4evr7: and hits h
SoCalldLadiesman: the arrow flies the the air with deadly speed
DSluvr4evr7: si
SoCalldLadiesman: no
DSluvr4evr7: o come on your details are KILLING ME
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: that's rite
SoCalldLadiesman: ayway
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: it flies through the air
SoCalldLadiesman: and as it is about the kill me
SoCalldLadiesman: i summon what strength i have
SoCalldLadiesman: and strafe right
DSluvr4evr7: strafe?
SoCalldLadiesman: side step?
SoCalldLadiesman: so
SoCalldLadiesman: instead of the arrow hitting my heart
SoCalldLadiesman: it hits my left shoulder
SoCalldLadiesman: almost rendering my entire left arm useless
DSluvr4evr7: strafe means to rake
DSluvr4evr7: with fire
SoCalldLadiesman: sorrie
DSluvr4evr7: at close range, especially with machine guns
SoCalldLadiesman: i forgot how to spell it
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: it hits my left shoulder
SoCalldLadiesman: almost rendering my entire left arm useless
DSluvr4evr7: alright alright
SoCalldLadiesman: hah
SoCalldLadiesman: so i drop the short sword sword in my left due to the loss of my function in my left hand
DSluvr4evr7: okay..
SoCalldLadiesman: surprised by this dodge of the arrow
DSluvr4evr7: u know you're killing me here
SoCalldLadiesman: bloom sets up another arrow
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
SoCalldLadiesman: yea
SoCalldLadiesman: but my rage and hatred for this guy had just began to surface
SoCalldLadiesman: with my rage and hatred i get up and charge bloom with a new found energy
SoCalldLadiesman: a sense of panic consumes bloom
SoCalldLadiesman: and he shoots his arrow
DSluvr4evr7: rage and hatred?
DSluvr4evr7: for someone as perfect as him?!
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: yes
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: without the great concentration put into every shot
SoCalldLadiesman: his arrow was easily deflected
SoCalldLadiesman: he starts to step back
SoCalldLadiesman: drawing and shooting, drawing and shooting
SoCalldLadiesman: but each arrow has less and less concentration init
SoCalldLadiesman: and it easily deflected
DSluvr4evr7: phst
DSluvr4evr7: he's still great
SoCalldLadiesman: by now he is in cutting distance of my sword
SoCalldLadiesman: so i pull back my sword
SoCalldLadiesman: and slice with all my rage and hatred
DSluvr4evr7: never
DSluvr4evr7: he dodges gracefully, being elven
SoCalldLadiesman: and aim for the head
SoCalldLadiesman: that's what u think
SoCalldLadiesman: him being in panic
SoCalldLadiesman: he does not have the elven agility he once had
SoCalldLadiesman: so i slice his head off
DSluvr4evr7: phst impossible
DSluvr4evr7: i'll not believe it!!!
DSluvr4evr7: AHHH!!!
SoCalldLadiesman: in one graceful swing of my sword
DSluvr4evr7: *sobs hysterically without believing the evil murderer*!!!
SoCalldLadiesman: *pop*
SoCalldLadiesman: off with the head
DSluvr4evr7: POP?
DSluvr4evr7: people don't go POP when their beheaded!!
SoCalldLadiesman: and with this
SoCalldLadiesman: yea
SoCalldLadiesman: fine
SoCalldLadiesman: there is no sound
SoCalldLadiesman: until the gushing and spewing of his blood shoots up out of his neck
SoCalldLadiesman: like an erupting volcano
SoCalldLadiesman: MUAHAHAHAHAH
SoCalldLadiesman: how was that/
SoCalldLadiesman: u gotta admit it wa sok
SoCalldLadiesman: it was
SoCalldLadiesman: ok
SoCalldLadiesman: aww don't cry
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: he was the best i've ever fought
DSluvr4evr7: o god
DSluvr4evr7: *STABS SIMON IN RAGE, VENGEFUL HATRED*
SoCalldLadiesman: and the only one to every scar my PERFECT BODY!
DSluvr4evr7: ahahahah
DSluvr4evr7: of course
DSluvr4evr7: perfection in motion, eh simon?
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: there we go
SoCalldLadiesman: yea
SoCalldLadiesman: but what u don't know
DSluvr4evr7: o no what don't i know
SoCalldLadiesman: by killing me out of rage and hatred
SoCalldLadiesman: you've just doomed yourself
SoCalldLadiesman: to the DARK SIDE!
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: and your hands will forever be stained with the blood of the innocent
DSluvr4evr7: AHH
DSluvr4evr7: NEVER!!!
DSluvr4evr7: PHSt
DSluvr4evr7: INNOCENT?
DSluvr4evr7: YOU?!?!
DSluvr4evr7: NEVER
SoCalldLadiesman: and the un-deserving
SoCalldLadiesman: too late
SoCalldLadiesman: u kille dme
DSluvr4evr7: ah well... i'll damn myself if legolas will be there w/ me
SoCalldLadiesman: u killed me
DSluvr4evr7: hehee
DSluvr4evr7: you are NOT innocent
DSluvr4evr7: KILLER
SoCalldLadiesman: no
SoCalldLadiesman: no
SoCalldLadiesman: we fought for honor
SoCalldLadiesman: u killed me out of rage
SoCalldLadiesman: WAIT!
DSluvr4evr7: i regained HIS honor
SoCalldLadiesman: if i am the greatest swordsman
SoCalldLadiesman: how am i killed
SoCalldLadiesman: by sacrificing yours?
SoCalldLadiesman: ok
SoCalldLadiesman: while he will be honored
SoCalldLadiesman: your children
SoCalldLadiesman: piss on your grave
SoCalldLadiesman: and commit sepukku
DSluvr4evr7: HEY
SoCalldLadiesman: to regain their honor
DSluvr4evr7: alright NO
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: take that
DSluvr4evr7: their parents died HONORABLY
SoCalldLadiesman: alright..
SoCalldLadiesman: YES
SoCalldLadiesman: no
SoCalldLadiesman: one did
SoCalldLadiesman: and it wasn;t u
SoCalldLadiesman: so it must be _________
SoCalldLadiesman:
DSluvr4evr7: defending their lives from a VICIOUS, BLOODTHIRSTY MURDERER NAMED SIMON
DSluvr4evr7: hey, whatever happened to my spilled grey matter, HUH?!
SoCalldLadiesman: no
SoCalldLadiesman: honorable
DSluvr4evr7: i sacrificed my MOST PRECIOUS asset
SoCalldLadiesman: it is to become shogun
DSluvr4evr7: o shut up
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: that's sad
SoCalldLadiesman: your brain?
SoCalldLadiesman: i mean
SoCalldLadiesman: it's important
SoCalldLadiesman: but u also have a great personality
SoCalldLadiesman: but i guess that doesn't mean anything to u
SoCalldLadiesman: maybe you're not as smart as i thought u were...
SoCalldLadiesman: i think u've been shamed
SoCalldLadiesman: i was jp
SoCalldLadiesman: you're smart
SoCalldLadiesman: smarter than i'll ever be
DSluvr4evr7: phst yea right
DSluvr4evr7: i have a great personality?
SoCalldLadiesman: wow now i feel bad
DSluvr4evr7: wow.. i'm honored
SoCalldLadiesman: u do
DSluvr4evr7: you MIGHT be honorable after all
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
SoCalldLadiesman: thanks
SoCalldLadiesman: anywa
SoCalldLadiesman: i gotta tell u the supernatural verson later
DSluvr4evr7: yea i know
SoCalldLadiesman: save this convo
DSluvr4evr7: i think i'll die from suspense
DSluvr4evr7: yes i wil
DSluvr4evr7: l
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: ok
SoCalldLadiesman: then give it to me tomorrow
DSluvr4evr7: alright alright
SoCalldLadiesman: dont worry i'll make a verson where i brutally get killed by your archer lover
SoCalldLadiesman: u knwo u love my stories
DSluvr4evr7: YES!
DSluvr4evr7: of course
DSluvr4evr7: i do
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
DSluvr4evr7: especially when you are brutally defeated by my archer lover
SoCalldLadiesman: hmm
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: there's a catch 22
SoCalldLadiesman: ready?
SoCalldLadiesman: i scar him so bad he will be disfigured for life
DSluvr4evr7: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DSluvr4evr7: but i still love him
DSluvr4evr7: for its what inside that counts!
SoCalldLadiesman: too late
DSluvr4evr7: hahaha so cliche
SoCalldLadiesman: im forming it
DSluvr4evr7: o god no
DSluvr4evr7: NO!!
DSluvr4evr7: come on simom
SoCalldLadiesman: hah eh
DSluvr4evr7: *simon
SoCalldLadiesman: so are alot ofthing
SoCalldLadiesman: hahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: to00o late
DSluvr4evr7: i beggeth thee!
SoCalldLadiesman: so i cut his face....
DSluvr4evr7: i beseech thee humbly
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
DSluvr4evr7: i implore thee, with all the justice u have within
SoCalldLadiesman: no need for languages i cant understand
DSluvr4evr7: hahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
SoCalldLadiesman: eh depends what i feel like tomorrow
DSluvr4evr7: come on simon, work with me
DSluvr4evr7: o great
DSluvr4evr7: watch, you get in trouble
DSluvr4evr7: u'll make legolas brain dead
SoCalldLadiesman: thanks for the ideas
SoCalldLadiesman: if u insist
DSluvr4evr7: O NO!!!
DSluvr4evr7: NEVER!!!!!!!!
DSluvr4evr7: i don't love brain dead people
DSluvr4evr7: i don't care what u look like
SoCalldLadiesman: O YES!!!
DSluvr4evr7: but if u can't speak to me
SoCalldLadiesman: hahaha
DSluvr4evr7: or hold intelligent conversations w/ me
DSluvr4evr7: argh
SoCalldLadiesman: hahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: i'll cut out his tongues
DSluvr4evr7: oooooooooooo
SoCalldLadiesman: singular
DSluvr4evr7: >:o
SoCalldLadiesman: not plura
DSluvr4evr7: :-!
SoCalldLadiesman: plural
SoCalldLadiesman: muahaaha
DSluvr4evr7: :'(
DSluvr4evr7: =-O
DSluvr4evr7: you CRUEL, VIOLENT PERSON
SoCalldLadiesman: :-D
SoCalldLadiesman: :-D
SoCalldLadiesman: :-D
SoCalldLadiesman: :-D
SoCalldLadiesman: :-D
DSluvr4evr7: how dare you!!!!
SoCalldLadiesman: :-D
DSluvr4evr7: i'll still love him, if he's tongueless
DSluvr4evr7: singular

wow that was long...

legovanan
tonight has been a night for ridiculous yet hilarious conversations! andy and simon. simon's still going, and is killing me with his ridiculous details. here's andy's; he was enlightening me on the properties of a mysterious substance named WATER

DSluvr4evr7: i'm thirsty
En Hwei: well, usually people solve that dilemma through somethiing called "drinking water"
En Hwei: I'm not sure if you've heard of such tactic before
En Hwei: it's quite profound, this drinking water
DSluvr4evr7: wow
DSluvr4evr7: really now
DSluvr4evr7: tell me more
DSluvr4evr7: enlighten me, o great one
DSluvr4evr7: what is this water u speak of
En Hwei: well, usually, there is an outlet for this amazing "water"
En Hwei: it's from a magical source, somewhere called... the "sink"
En Hwei: you must venture forth to a faraway destination called the "kitchen"
En Hwei: there, you shall encounter a white , hallow, space, on which is attached a silver outlet
En Hwei: you must flip a switch next to it
En Hwei: and then, ONLY THEN, will such "water" be obtained
En Hwei: it is a energy-consuming journey, my dear elaine, so proceed with caution
DSluvr4evr7: wow
DSluvr4evr7: so much energy
DSluvr4evr7: i don't think i can make it
DSluvr4evr7: i have heard tell of such a wonderful substance, but also that...
DSluvr4evr7: its CONTAMINATED
En Hwei: alas
En Hwei: there doth exist thy enemy
DSluvr4evr7: i am fearful andy
DSluvr4evr7: thou must show me the enlightened path
En Hwei: do not fear, for such journey may be long, but rewarding
En Hwei: turn towards the door, elaine
DSluvr4evr7: what door?
En Hwei: um... the door to the kitchen!
En Hwei: (sorry, i dont know how ur house looks like)
DSluvr4evr7: there is NO door
DSluvr4evr7: to the kitchen
DSluvr4evr7: *runs into the wall*
En Hwei: oh... um... very well then...
En Hwei: (are you upstaris or downstairs?)
DSluvr4evr7: upstairs
DSluvr4evr7: heheh
En Hwei: oh well in that case, (insert weird elvish name here), thy journey will heighten in its danger
DSluvr4evr7: isilmë
En Hwei: u must proceed down these so called "stairs"
DSluvr4evr7: OMG
DSluvr4evr7: that perilous ever-menacing foe!
En Hwei: but beware, one false step, and you shall TRIP!
En Hwei: TRIP I SAY, TRIP!!!!
DSluvr4evr7: GASP
DSluvr4evr7: could it be?
DSluvr4evr7: me? a graceful, flawless elven lady--trip?!
DSluvr4evr7: some imperfection placed upon me?!
En Hwei: *sorry hang on...
En Hwei: *laugh till he chokes
En Hwei: *laughs some more, pounding fist on ground
En Hwei: *resumes to seriousness, but loses control and laughs some more
En Hwei: *regains seriousness again
En Hwei: now... venture forth!
DSluvr4evr7: ahaahha
DSluvr4evr7: i am still afraid o andy. i must sacrifice to your greatness, begging thou to protect me
En Hwei: ugh, look kid, just get the damn water unless you wanna die from thirst, okay?
DSluvr4evr7: hahahaaha
En Hwei: o man, it'
DSluvr4evr7: nice
En Hwei: d be so funny if gandolf said that
DSluvr4evr7: HAHAHAHAAH
DSluvr4evr7: HAAAAAAAAAa
DSluvr4evr7: gandAlf
DSluvr4evr7: thank you very much
DSluvr4evr7: but HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
DSluvr4evr7: *water comes out of nose from laughter*
DSluvr4evr7: literally
En Hwei: look you friggin hobbit, it's just a damn ring, just go get it and let's carry on instead of being stuck here on this screen from 3.5 hours
DSluvr4evr7: see what this WATER did?!
En Hwei: haha
En Hwei: r u serioulsy thirsty? cuz you wouldve gotten water by now
DSluvr4evr7: hahaha.. i've drunk about a waterbottle full already
DSluvr4evr7: i just played along
DSluvr4evr7: cuz it was funny
DSluvr4evr7: stupid, but hilarious
DSluvr4evr7: but seriously, that water did hurt my nose
En Hwei: WHAT? I have granted you my full wisdom, yet all this time, the goal hath been accomplished?
DSluvr4evr7: ay, alas i must admit my sin
En Hwei: haha, that'd be funny
DSluvr4evr7: forgiveth me, o great one
DSluvr4evr7: if the ring was already destroyed
En Hwei: "what? hey, the ring's not in this volcano! "
En Hwei: "oh sorry, guys, i meant to tell you that i already got it"
En Hwei: "grr- so you're saying that you sent me and sam out on this quest, that we could've DIED on... for NOTHING?"
En Hwei: "well, you got some good excercise didnt you?"
DSluvr4evr7: erm
DSluvr4evr7: you're not supposed to GET IT
DSluvr4evr7: you're supposed to DESTROY it
DSluvr4evr7: how can u DESTROY something if its already in there
DSluvr4evr7: *sigh*
DSluvr4evr7: ahhaa we should write a fan fic parody along these lines
En Hwei: haha
En Hwei: nah, it's cool
DSluvr4evr7: argh.. brb
DSluvr4evr7: now i gotta go to the bathroom
En Hwei: k
DSluvr4evr7: consequences of water
En Hwei: shall, i explian the bathroom?
En Hwei: that too, is a rather complicated journey
En Hwei: but as for the process i wont get into that...
DSluvr4evr7: o god
DSluvr4evr7: at least i won't have to go down those perilous stairs to get there..
DSluvr4evr7: andy.. my nose hurts--what do i do?!
DSluvr4evr7: dear andy...
DSluvr4evr7: u should start a column
En Hwei: well, it wouldn't help you much
DSluvr4evr7: it'd be entertaining to say the least
En Hwei: im sure
En Hwei: well, if you smack yourself in the face, the your nose won't hurt anymore
En Hwei: your whole face will
DSluvr4evr7: whoa
DSluvr4evr7: awesome
DSluvr4evr7: that's a good remedy
En Hwei: yep, u should try it
DSluvr4evr7: will banging my face against the wall have the same effect?
En Hwei: usually a heavy book will do the trick
DSluvr4evr7: wow
En Hwei: but wall is an excellent choice as well
DSluvr4evr7: *grabs hardbound copy of the Lord of the Rings*
DSluvr4evr7: *a full edition*
DSluvr4evr7: *OW*
DSluvr4evr7: andy!!
DSluvr4evr7: it still hurts
En Hwei: yikes
DSluvr4evr7: but now more parts hurt
En Hwei: well, it did solve ur original question, no?
DSluvr4evr7: o divine andy.. thou hast deceived me!!
DSluvr4evr7: no!!
DSluvr4evr7: it still hurts!
En Hwei: well id love to continue our ridiclous banters
En Hwei: but i g2g
En Hwei: bye
DSluvr4evr7: aww
DSluvr4evr7: leaving me
DSluvr4evr7: namarië mellon nin
En Hwei signed off at 11:30 PM

yes, now after that ridiculous, yet brightening conversation that put a grin upon my face, i am STILL listening to West Side Story. GASP!!! i have to RETURN my DVD to BLOCKBUSTER (that evil realm) tomorrow morning!!! I SHALL DIE!!!!! i have to ENDURE a WHOLE WEEK without glancing upon that lovely face of TONY until my birthday on which kathleen BETTER get me that DVD!! Tony.. Tony...
Tonight, tonight, won't be just any night
Tonight there will be no morning star
Tonight, tonight I'll see my love tonight
And for us stars will stop where they are!

legovanan
i'm on a shakespeare high right now. Finished Romeo and Juliet last night. I LOVE that book. its soooo sweet, and the language is soo exquisite. I practically ran out of a full deck of post-its bcuz i was sticking one on every page, becuz i loved something there. I would recite something, but I'll spare the torture for the moment.

I grabbed the Tempest from my shelf at 4:45. I set it down at 5:38, done!! I like Romeo and Juliet better, though the imagery in the Tempest is beautiful. Romeo and Juliet's language is more beautiful though, and its so sad.

Now I am pouring over his sonnets, again. Other than number 18 which everyone loves, I love number 19; its so beautiful and sweet. Number 17 is nice too, though just a notch lower on my scale. Reading 25... its pretty good too. Very true theme to it. Most of them talk of time and love, too very nice themes.
Now Number 19, my favorite lines in bold:
Devouring Time, blunt thou the lion's paws,
And make the earth devour her own sweet brood.
Pluck the keen teeth from the fierce tiger's jaws,
And burn the long-lived phoenix in her blood.
Make glad and sorry seasons as thou fleet'st,
And do whate'er thou wilt, swift-footed Time,
To the wide world and all her fading sweets,
But I forbid thee one most heinous crime.
Oh, carve not with thy hours my love's fair brow,
NOr draw no lines there with thine antique pen.
Him in thy course untainted do allow
For beauty's pattern to succeeding men.
Yet do thy worst, old Time. Despite thy wrong,
My love shall in my verse ever live young.

10 days till my birthday!!

legovanan
my nose hurts... really really badly.. owwww!!!

really really bored. can't find another book to read, as i finished Romeo and Juliet in one sitting yesterday. Watched West Side Story, listening to the soundtrack right now. I wanna watch RotK!!!

Connie--if you see this, you wanna play bball this weekend sometime??? oww the nose still hurts.

Hold my hand and we're halfway there.
Hold my hand and I'll take you there...
Someday..
Somehow..
Somewhere...

legovanan
My daddy's watching WSS downstairs without me!!!
I'm going to go watch it with him now, but I must say:
GOOD LUCK ANDY!!!! Score a 2500 (or whatever the new full score is) tomorrow!!
Remember, when its DIM, elaine makes DIN.

legovanan
Celia is my new best friend!!! Alright so I walk into English, humming "Officer Krupke" to myself (which is a hilarious song btw), and there, upon my shining desk is a strange object. It's shaped as a square, and it holds a circular object within. I approach cautiously. An epitome occurs suddenly, and as I see the glittering words, "West Side Story" written upon it, I let out an emphatic scream, ponce upon a grinning Celia, nearly strangling her in a hug.

Alright after my little dramatic interpretation there, I think half the people who saw me today thought I was mentally insane (more than usual) because I was walking around doing the dances or singing along with the songs. It was soooo fun, and Ashley pretended not to know me. It's especially hilarious to do "America" with the Hispanic accent, or Officer Krupke, because people have no idea what the heck you're talking about when you just suddenly shout out, "Cause no one wants a fella with a social disease!" Hhehehehe.. But of course, "I Feel Pretty", accompanied with Elaine's choreography of graceful dancing is the best... as Chris, Matthew, and Camron can tell you!!

Hopefully can go bowling with the guys tomorrow, if my dad'll let me.

legovanan
I'm a bad bad girl. I'm studying for bio, and have been studying for the best couple hours (with a shower in between), but now I was just singing randomly, and I sang Somewhere, and I recorded it on the computer. I did one version where I practically killed myself doing both Tony and Maria's voices, and they were actually varied and Tony sounded like a very high tenor. Then I just did one that was all Maria, which works too, as Charlotte Church did it that way. I need to stop distracting myself, but if any of you want to hear it, which I doubt (hint: Elsa), tell me and I'll email it to you. ehehhe. maybe one day i'll record a CD.. i have Think of Me on here somewhere too, but it sucks.

aphotic zone, benthic zone, biomes, ARGH.. evil things
i'd rather go watch West Side Story or Fellowship. OMG there's this kid at school named Mike (another one) who is sooo awesome!!! he's a total Tolkien freak! when he heard i was, he recited a complete riddle in the dark, and he just happens to pick the ONE Tolkien book i'm not very familiar with, but then I started asking him about Silmarillion, and he couldn't answer me, but it's soooo awesome to have someone to talk to who actually knows what in Iluvatar's name you're talking about. Well, Miriel and Hanna are AWESOME, but you know, to talk to in person. back to biology

legovanan
yay!! Liverpool beat Bayer Leverkusen to the next round of Champions League! Now they just have to make it to the top 4 in Premiership, and hopefully get farther in CL.

Bila left me there, to fend for my life ALONE against a bunch of crazily conservative senior guys!! ahhh!!! Death penalty...

i want "An Evening in Rivendell" CD!! It's sooooooo pretty! I've only heard Elbereth Githoniel, but it's beautiful. perfectly ethereal, mystical, and beautiful beyond words... ::dreams::

Camron esta enfermo. hopefully he feels better.

lalalalaa. I really need to finish reading "Resurrection" by Tolstoy, and I just started reading "Romeo and Juliet" (and I hope I don't need to say who the author of that is). Oy. West Side Story's having too profound an effect on me. We did this tandem creative writing thing in English, where two partners can't talk to each other about the story, and one person starts w/ a paragraph, and they trade off. It's soooo HILARIOUS!! Yogin and Kristina's was the best. I was going for some deep, meaningful, inner struggle for our (i partnered with Celia) main character, Aleksei (hehe i love that name, eh Kathleen?) but Celia made him sound like a two-year-old and turned it a complete other direction, so I played along, and made it a brief, Romeo and Juliet thing, and it was Aleksei and Amarie. (Miriel-- I switched Finrod with a Russian name!) I might post the stupid story when I get it back. It ended with her falling into ice, and him diving in after her, never to be seen again. Yea... REALLY cheesy and REALLY stupid, but it sounded kinda cute in the actual writing. and there was the first interaction between Aleksei and Amarie, which goes like this:
Aleksei: Amarie! Come down!
Amarie: Shh!
Aleksei: Amarie!
Amarie: Please, my mother and father will find out.
Aleksei: Then I'm coming up...

Alright, now for the scene in West Side Story:
Tony: Maria! Maria? Maria!
Maria: Shh!!
Tony: Maria!
::she smiles::
Tony: Come down!
Maria: I cannot.
Tony: Maria! (how many times does he say her name in the 30 seconds??)
Maria: Please, my mother and father will wake up.
Tony: Just for a minute
Maria: A minute is not enough
Tony: Then an hour
Maria: I cannot.
Tony: Then forever!
Maria: Shh!
Tony: I'm coming up!
then they burst into song.. Only you, you're the only thing I see. In my eyes, in my words and in everything I do. No one else but you, ever.
And there's nothing for me but Maria. Every sight that I see is Maria.
Tony, Tony...
...
Tonight, tonight, it all began tonight!
I saw you and the world went away.

Alright i'll stop now.
yea... I stopped short of naming Aleksei, Tony. Then the name Finrod occurred to me as well, but I took Amarie already, so yea...

Maybe Royston's right, I DO ramble alot on here. he's like, "You NEVER stop talking on that thing. It'd be a thick book"

legovanan
Elsa and I are being such crazy freaks, but I like it. We FINALLY have an accord. This is what she agrees to:
*clears throat* " I, Elsa Severijn, get to be Christine, for she has my vocal range, and I get Phantom of the Opera as my own. Elaine Teng is to become Maria of West Side Story, for she has Maria's vocal range. She also is entitled al rights to Tony. However, Elaine Teng can still say that said Phantom of the Opera is 'hot'. "

While I agree:
I, Elaine Teng, will now be known as Maria from West Side Story, for she has the perfect vocal range for me, and I claim all rights to Tony. Elsa Severijn, my good friend, is to be Christine Daae, for she can sing the really high notes perfectly, and she retains all rights to Erik, the Phantom of the Opera, but Elaine reserves the right to say he's hot." (and to refuse service to anyone.)

we are such freaks, but it's awesome. more pics. this one outside the film:


this one in the film:

legovanan
For here you are and what was just the world is a star!
Tonight!!

Yea, listening to that song right now. I LOVE THAT MOVIE! It's downstairs, and as soon as I finish studying for math, I'm gonna go watch it!!! AHH!! MUST HURRY!!!
Good night
Good night
Sleep well and when you dream
Dream of me...
Tonight!!
check out the pictures; this one is one of my favorite scenes. "Tonight"


and the other of my two favorite scenes, in "Somewhere"... it's so sad.


Don't laugh, but one of my dreams (and no not imaginary Kathleen) is to sing a major role in a musical one day... West Side Story is a lot easier to sing than Phantom, Secret Garden, and Les Miserables. I don't know. Maria has the same range as me, or so I can tell by the film. ::sigh:: hmm.. what song should I listen to next? "Officer Krupke" is a hilarious song. I shall listen and sing along to "A Boy like that". i love that scene too.

legovanan
listening to "Underneath the Stars" by Kate Rusby. couldn't take it anymore; had to buy it. ah well, gift card from Xmas.
OMG!!! GUESS WHAT I WATCHED?!??! and is now one of my favorite movies?!?! (after watching LotR yesterday)
Elsa don't hurt me:
WEST SIDE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!! if you haven't seen it, GO WATCH IT!! (AKA CONNIE)
TONY!!!!!! *dies* Elsa, I must say, I like him more than Erik AND Raoul, put together!! yes.. i know u think i've lost it. First it's the big-eyed hobbit, now it's Tony!! ::sighs dreamily:: I never knew he could sing!! He's in a bunch of movies that are part of my dad and my's collection! AMAZING!!! trust me, to make it into my dad's, it's gotta be _____. i can't even describe. He was Peter van Daan in Anne Frank!! but i must say, he's much better looking as Tony.. i didn't know he could sing.
I didn't know NATALIE WOOD was MARIA!!!! i never knew that! she's in a bunch of movies that i watched when i was little. yes, i watch OLD OLD movies. half of the movies i watch are in black and white.
The most beautiful sound I ever heard.
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word..
Maria.. Maria.. Maria..
MARIA!
I just met a girl named Maria
And suddenly that name will never be the same to me
Maria, I just kissed a girl named Maria
And suddenly I found how wonderful life can be!
Maria, say it loud and there's music playing
Say it soft and it's almost like praying..
Maria, I'll never stop saying, Maria...

Bernardo's funny, and though the song "America" is kind of weird, it IS a bit true.
Buying on credit is so nice
One look at us and they charge twice

I have my own washing machine
What will you have though to keep clean?

Skyscapers bloom in America
Cadillacs zoom in America
Industry boom in America
Twelve in a room in America

Lots of new housing with more space
Lots of doors slamming in our face
Life is alright in America
If you're a white in America

Free to be anything you choose
Free to wipe tables and shine shoes

There's discrimination, admit it. Land of equality and freedom, yet in people's hearts, there are grudges when people who are "immigrants" (and aren't we all, in the end?) take the jobs, go to the colleges, etc.

And then I LOVE "Tonight" and "Somewhere". It's so sweet.. poor Tony. i cried in the end. Then the song "A Boy Like that/I Have a Love" is fun too. Poor Anita too. Her best friend/almost sister-in-law in love with her boyfriend's killer.
A boy like that who'd kill your brother,
Forget that boy and find another,
One of your own kind,
Stick to your own kind!

A boy like that will give you sorrow,
You'll meet another boy tomorrow,
One of your own kind,
Stick to your own kind!

A boy who kills cannot love,
A boy who kills has no heart.
And he's the boy who gets your love
And gets your heart.
Very smart, Maria, very smart!

A boy like that wants one thing only,
And when he's done, he'll leave you lonely.
He'll murder your love;
He murdered mine.
Just wait and see,

alright I'll leave off the rambling till later

legovanan
alright why is my first pic of Elijah not showing up anymore.. ooo i think i know why!! must go fix.. fixed the layout as well! isn't it pretty now?!

legovanan
anyway, off the politics. Guess what I did last night and this morning?!?! Watched the Appendices of ALL THREE FILMS!! soooo awesomely awesome!! i laughed, cried, was shocked, became enlightened, giggled, laughed hysterically, cried hysterically, went "awww..." a bunch of times, and said, "damn he's cute..." (heheeh.. big eyes as my mom calls him. elsa-- don't die again)
Then this morning, I watched an hour of Fellowship!! it was so awesome. i haven't watched that film in the LONGEST time, that the EXACT words aren't appearing in my mind as quickly anymore. I actually have to think about it, and especially have to THINK ABOUT THE WORDING!! GASP!! (connie--yes i'm pathetic) it was sooo fun. The high and low point came when my mom, who was actually making an attempt to stay awake for once, said, "Wait.. Why are they doing this?" We were at the Ring Goes South, Caradhas scenes, and she's like, "OMG this is practically the Long March.." (think Mao Zedong and China) and i'm trying not to laugh, yet it was quite an interesting comparison that only my parents would have thought of. I say, "Well kind of..." (all in Chinese of course)
and my mom says, "Yea i know. Long and useless."
"WHAT?!??! IT's NOT USELESS!!!!!!!!!!" (i practically died when my OWN mother reveals herself as one of those unappreciative non-Tolkienites. usually, she's just ignorant of the beauty)
She's like, "Then what are they doing??? Why are they doing that?"
"Because they have to destroy the Ring!!"
"Why can't they just throw it somewhere or cut it?"
I sigh deeply, bury my face in my hands, and say in a perfectly calm voice, "Mother. You don't know after the 964 times we've watched this?" 964 is a complete random estimate.. hehe. it's probably exceeded that.
She shakes her head. I sigh deeply again, and quote, "The Ring was made by the Dark Lord Sauron himself, the big orange Eye Mom, in the fires of Mount Doom, Mom, remember the big fiery mountain in the third movie they're trying to climb up? (this takes her about 40 seconds, then nods emphatically, though i still doubt she knows) Only there can it be unmade.." (u like my incorporation of book, movie, and trying to explain to my mom in terms she understands)
She's like, "O!!!!! SO THEY'RE GOING THERE TO DESTROY IT!!!"
"YES!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!"
She says, "I GET IT!! Wait.. so they made these three movies, over 10 hours and millions of dollars just to destroy a Ring?!"
"Yes mother.."
"What a waste of money!!"
"MOTHER!! WHY IS EVERYTHING SO ECONOMICAL TO YOU?!?!"
"Tolkien didn't have a life."
I just burst at the seams at this, and I practically hurled myself on top of her to beat her down, but she's my mother, and we must respect our elders, unfortunately. "LIKE YOU COULD WRITE SOMETHING THAT BEAUTIFUL EVEN IF YOU TRIED!!!"
Then she gets REALLY confused when she remembers Gollum, "Wait?? WHere is he? How come their all fighting in different areas???"
That led to another argument, her insulting Tolkien, and me trying to explain without confusing her too much, and she shall forget within the next week. ::sigh:: Such is my life.. and Royston and Camron think Jundanian needs to dumb it down for ME!

legovanan
got this quiz off irene's site. these results are so appropriate, except for maybe a tiny bit high for Fascism and really high for Anarchism.

You scored as Democrat. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'> Democrat 92% Green 75% Anarchism 75% Communism 75% Socialist 50% Fascism 33% Nazi 8% Republican 8% What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In? created with QuizFarm.com

DEMOCRAT!!! Elsa, yes, i did get a rather high third line.. ehheee

legovanan
alright alright, deal with Elsa: If I won't mention the MINERAL (*hint just think of Pippin's erm... romantic interest if you want to know what the mineral is..*), she won't diss my ancestors (nor mention the "blonde thing"). Don't get any ideas Connie or Kathleen. So glad Frodo never had any minerals or things. hehehe...
speaking of Frodo, another one!


alright alright , i promise i'm done with all the elijah pics (yea right)
OMG SHOULDN'T BE ON!!!! MUCHO MUCHO TAREA!! and BIOLOGY TEST TOM!!!!! why is it that every time i have something major to study for (biology), all my teachers decide to give hw. i mean, i had barely any hw all week, and today they all pile it on. evil things.

legovanan
alright I'm going to ramble one more time tonight before tearing myself away from the Internet. I've been on WAY too long. I know what more I want; select issues of Intl Gymnast Magazine (ask me for specifics if u want to buy it! hehe; trust me, cheapest of all the list) i feel so sad and selfish.
just to annoy elsa, and because I love him too much for my own good and must snap out of it. here's a nice pic, and he is NOT a pansy:

legovanan
HEY! U KNOW WHAT'S MORE THAN A GASP???
AGASP!!!!! OMG!!!
alright now that my temporary stretch of corniness is over.. temporarily:
My bday is in TWENTY DAYS!!! OO!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADRIANA!!! i talked to her today, after almost a YEAR!!!
should i be a selfish, materialistic little girl and post what I want?? Yes I should.
hmm... must think.. What Tolkien stuff??? alright, in no order:
1. The Silmarillion
2. The Histories of Middle-Earth
3. Tolkien and Philosophy
4. anything affiliated with the Lord of the Rings or Tolkien that doesn't have the word "game"
5. Troy (the movie, i suppose.. all i want to see is Eric Bana as Hector though)
6. "Little Lights" CD by Kate Rusby
7. OOOOO I KNOW!!!!!!!!! THE LORD OF THE RINGS (all three movies) SHEET MUSIC!!! OMG!!! I WOULD DIE FOR THIS!!!
8. the One Ring (i doubt it; too expensive)
9. the Evenstar pendant (argh Elsa i hate u for this)
10. The Phantom of the Opera (even if it's not out yet)
11. "Underneath the Stars" CD by Kate Rusby
12. "Hourglass" CD by Kate Rusby

hmm... everything on this list seems so trivial. There is something I want... WHAT IS IT? argh!! other than a plane ticket from LAX to Heathrow... WHAT DO I WANT?!?! ah well, those would make me happy. Keep checking for more... I'll randomly throw it out.

legovanan
alright is there something clinically wrong with me just because I'm starting to get a thing for Elijah Wood?? Am I disturbed just for being mesmerized by those beautiful eyes of his?!?! elsa seems to think so, besides the fact that she HATES FRODO!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! first u call Faramir FAIRY (connie don't u DARE start!) and now you're insulting Frodo!!! here look:

DSluvr4evr7: OMG every time i say wood i think of elijah and oliver
DSluvr4evr7: argh
DSluvr4evr7: and how adorable and hot they are, respectively
CaptainJack1326: oh GOD
CaptainJack1326: no
DSluvr4evr7: They ARE!!!!!
DSluvr4evr7: u know what.. u should be glad we don't have the exact same taste in guys; otherwise we'd be clubbing each other over them
DSluvr4evr7: not that we'd get them anyway...
DSluvr4evr7: *sigh*
CaptainJack1326: AH HA HA you make me laugh AGAIN
DSluvr4evr7: *dreams about elijah*
DSluvr4evr7: OMG!!
DSluvr4evr7: WHY AM I DREAMING ABOUT ELIJAH SO MUCH LATELY?!??!
DSluvr4evr7: ever since watching "Cameras in Middle-Earth" off Return of the King EE
CaptainJack1326: i do not know... O.o
CaptainJack1326: you dream about the little pansy?
DSluvr4evr7: he's NOT a PANSY
CaptainJack1326: eh
DSluvr4evr7: like PIPPIN or anyone else could have carried the Ring to Oroduin
DSluvr4evr7: into the very fires of Morod
DSluvr4evr7: *Morodo
DSluvr4evr7: ARGH!!!
DSluvr4evr7: *MORDOR
DSluvr4evr7: PHST
DSluvr4evr7: even ARagorn couldn't, probably
CaptainJack1326: hey hey hey leave pippin out of thisq
CaptainJack1326: *thjis
DSluvr4evr7: NEVER
CaptainJack1326: IF I COULD SPELL DAMN IT
DSluvr4evr7: u insult my hobbit, i insult yours!!!

but his eyes are just sooo pretty!!! and i love how soft-spoken he is; ARGH!! I'm SOOOO PATHETIC!!!!! BACK TO FARAMIR ELAINE!!!!!!!1

legovanan
::sigh:: I have nothing to do... Do you think loneliness accompanies emptiness?
Who will be there for you?
Comfort and care for you?
I didn't mean to put that song in, but it just fit... I'm being melancholy again. I need to stop it.
Well, here are my potential classes next year, that is if everything goes well:
English 2 H
AP European History
Chemistry IB
Advanced Journalism
Pre-Calc/Trig Honors
Spanish 2
Basketball

there are so many classes I want to take, yet so little time to take them!! Argh. Stupid Tech requirement. Ah well, I won't play basketball after sophomore year, unless by some miracle I make the regular JV team, which is highly unlikely. So many things to do.
Argh... I can't believe Jay's leaving me after three months. Gonna miss that guy soo much!!!!!!!!! Why is it that in the end, everyone leaves you? No matter by what means, one by one, they all fall away. So in the end, it is only you, alone and empty, with only memories of those you knew that will never occur again. Hard as you hold onto those memories, they too, in the end, fade away...

I think of many things I've done, how stupid some of them were, how hilarious, what I should have done, did correctly, and shouldn't have done. Yet more often, I think of what I didn't do, and why I didn't do that. I hate myself many times when I think of them, because I see how irrational, unreasonable, or arrogant I was. I thought myself too good to do something like that, or I was merely in a bad mood, and didn't want to do something. For example: at the creek in Blarney Castle, now I think I should have went in. What difference would it make? I would have one more good memory, instead of remembering my arrogance and stupidity.
I need to watch the Lord of the Rings again. Cameron Duncan; I wish he hadn't been taken. It would have been interesting/awesome to watch the things he could have made, especially after all the insights he'd gained. "You only regret the things you didn't do..."