Sunday, October 29, 2006

"Yes, isn't it pretty to think so?"

I love that line.
I hate Hemingway though.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Argh is my blog working properly?

SHAYNE IS EMOTIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE SUCCEEDED!!!!! I HAVE WON!!!!! AND I HAVE PROOF!!!!!

We got into a HUGE HUGE HUGE FIGHT. It was like.. a divorce-causing fight, if we were married that is.

And over what?

Is Orodreth the son of Finarfin or the grandson of Finarfin?

Yes. That was what we rowed over. And it was SCARY, yet HILARIOUS. He was like.. using CAPS LOCK AND BOLD!!!! FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME!! I THINK IT WAS A FULL FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!!

hehehehehe best thing of the week.

O YEAH! AND LIVERPOOL WON TODAY!!!!!!! WHEE!!!! 3-1!!!!!! YAY!!! FINALLY! Xabi and Stevie both played well, and our strikers were great! FOR ONCE.

*sigh*

Some fan fiction stories really can be amazing.

I love old movies. They have a purity and a beauty that we'll never have again.

I love old Russian movies especially. I love that language. I love their movies. I will now ignore the fact that Gleb is Russian.

So.. I FOUND A HOGWARTS SURVEY!!!

I'm actually really in a Tolkien mood right now, but hey.. this might cheer me up. No I'm not like depressed/sad, I'm just... pensive.. maybe. I'm not SAD for any reason. I'm just... I just watched a very sad movie. There we go. I'll put it that way.

Name: Elaine... or Isilme..

Year: Hmm.. I'd be a 6th year wouldn't I.

House: probably Ravenclaw. I don't know.. maybe Gryffindor.

Boggart: haha same as Hermione. Failure!! that or a snake

Patronus: probably a wolf..

Erised: Hmm... I've always wondered about that one. I don't know... seeing myself laughing with someone I love.. I don't know...

Best Class: Charms, History of Magic.. hehe Professor Binns sucks

Least favorite class: Herbology. I can't even grow those stupid peas from bio right.

Crush [from the books]: Harry. I'm sorry. I love Harry. NO JEN HE IS NOT EMO. He's just got a lot on his plate. OOO in the Marauders, I LOVE Remus. James is pretty hot though, but no. Love Lupin! Oliver Wood's pretty awesome too.

Yule ball dress: Larissa's dress in "A Cruel Romance". Russian movie. God I love her dresses.

Would you want to play Quidditch?: yeah it'd be awesome! I'd probably suck and hurt myself, but still!

If so, what position?: Chaser probably. Seekers are so overrated so I won't say that. Beaters get to take all their anger out on those little Bludgers though. But yeah.. chaser.

Favorite Hogsmeade Shop: Honeydukes!!! Or the bookstore. Is there a bookstore? God I need to re-read all the HP books.

Favorite Honeyduke's Product: Chocolate Covered Frogs.

Pet: an owl!

Wand: Erm.. whatever works. 10 inches, mallorn (YES I CAN PUT TOLKIEN IN AN HP SURVEY), Mearas tail core

Wizard Band: erm... isn't there only one?

Muggle Band: MCFLY

True death or be a ghost: true death I suppose

Favorite Marauder: Remus Lupin!!!! James is pretty close to edging him out sometimes, when I read "A Lost Generation"

Would you want to be in the Triwizard Tournament?: OMG i'd hurt myself so badly!

What would you want the Room of Requirement to be?: Rivendell (With Elrond's library especially)

Favorite drink: butterbeer of course!

Best friend: probably Hermione, though we might be too alike. Hmm.. Lily Evans would be interesting. OOO TONKS! We would have fun.

If you could be an animagus, what do you think your form would be?: what's hyperactive and clumsy? Tigger? OOO I KNOW!!!!! A SQUIRREL! I would SO be a squirrel! Which one's the one with the buck teeth? Chipmunks? I DON'T KNOW! SHAYNE!! PICK ONE!

What would you want from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes?: haahah Extended Ears. i'm nosy. The Daydreaming Kit, most definitely. And Fred and George themselves. Not like THAT. Just as friends. They're hilarious. Have good laughs with them.

Do you believe in Crumple-Horned Snorkacks?: Hey back off Luna. She's.. different!

Would you see thestrals?: Hmm... no..

If you were a metamorphmagus, how would you look?: hahaha TONKS! I love her. Erm.. I'd probably change eye colours for fun. I'm quite content with my hair colour... now.. after many years. I'd go red for match days though!

Would you join the Order?: OF COURSE!

Do you believe in House-Elf Rights?: YES! But we shouldn't force it upon them. I could go on a rant about that.

Favorite Newspaper/Magazine: the Oracle. I think Hogwarts needs a school newspaper. The Daily Prophet's messed up. The Quibbler's good for laughs though.

Do you believe in Divination?: no, but it's fun to try at it.

Firenze or Trelawney?: Firenze!

If Umbridge was back, what would you do?: OH GOD. Pull a Fred & George

Favorite teacher: Professor Flitwick!! And Professor Lupin

Least favorite teacher: Umbridge. Other than her... probably Snape.

Was Dumbledore truly the greatest wizard?: DUH

Is Scrimgeour a vampire?: a what? Where did THAT come from?

What would be your magical career?: writer for a newspaper other than the Daily Prophet. or professor. or maybe an Auror. I doubt that one.

Would it be cool to be a parselmouth?: I HATE SNAKES. OMG I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM!!!!!!!

Hagrid or Grubbly-Plank?: Hagrid!!!

Would you rather drink unicorn blood or die?: UNICORNS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL! BACK OFF THE UNICORNS!!!

Beauxbatons or Durmstrang?: Durmstrang. VIKTOR KRUM. NEED I SAY MORE. :D NAh.. actually the best Durmstrang guy was the first one that came in and did all the gymnastics. *swoon*

If you could have any magical item for your birthday, what would it be?: Hmm.. time turner.

Christmas -- home or Hogwarts?: Hogwarts. Or at the Burrow!

Favorite magic game: Quidditch!

Favorite magical creature: hmm. blast-ended skrewts. JKJK. erm.. phoenixes. I like the idea of them.

Favorite spell: wingardium leviosa! hehe no. probably the giggling charm one.

Is Snape Evil?: OH GOD. ARGH I HATE THAT MAN!!! I know JK Rowling will probably pull some AMAZING plot twist to make him like the greatest tragic hero in literary history or something, but ARGH I HATE THAT MAN!!!!!!!

hehe THAT WAS FUN! I would have much preferred a Lord of the Rings one, as this one made me really think and I probably forgot a bunch of things that I would've otherwise put on it, but STILL!

Friday, October 27, 2006

So after sulking for the past 3-4 hours, I'm okay now! Well.. hopefully. I think. Maybe.

I hope so.
My hair is icky. Must wash.

Failed the bio test today, as expected. I am going to buy David a HUGE Christmas present though. Remind me.

Shayne is so awesome.

Yogin is too nice. I still feel horrible about it though. :(

Interesting conversation about England on the bus ride home. WHO KNOWS EVERY SINGLE FLAVOR OF CRISPS EVER INVENTED BY MEMORY? O.M.G.

I will type something of more substance and more eloquent once my spinal cord and my brain connect (as in.. after sleep). Hopefully that will be soon.
*collapses*

HAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

McFly are back! But one look at Danny's new hairdo has caused a lot of concern. So we got Tom to explain what must be a pretty desperate situation...
TOTP: Hi Tom. Thanks for talking to us. Now, what's going on with Danny's hair?
Tom: It's actually a wig. It's not real.
TOTP: Ah, PHEW!
Tom: He's just going through a bit of a phase. He's actually bald underneath, so we'd rather he had this curly wig - which was the only one we could find - than to go on TV being bald.

TOTP: Is this a recent thing? Is it like alopecia?
Tom: Yeah, we're on tour and he just suddenly woke up one morning and his hair had just gone, and we were like 'dammit!'. And we were in Birmingham and they don't have very good supplies of wigs in Birmingham. It was the only one we could find.
TOTP: Wow...presumably you're going to do some charity campaign about the perils of hair straighteners now?
Tom: Well that's the ironic thing, you know, straightening his hair for all those years, trying to make his hair look good, has actually made his hair fall out. And as a result he now has curly pube hair.

TOTP: Is he a broken shell of a man now?
Tom: He is. In fact no-one can really talk to him at the moment. He's just...not the same as he used to be.
TOTP: Aw, send him the love of the pop massive.
Tom: I will, and I'm sure he'll really appreciate that. It will help him and maybe some hair will start to grow.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

I have learned a life lesson today.

If you wear your hair in pigtails, people will think you are a horse.

Vicki, "GIDDY UP HORSIE! GIDDY UP!"

Yogin just pulled on them any time he wanted.

hehe it was fun though, if I must admit...

I mean... OF COURSE NOT!

LIVERPOOL WON!!!! YAY! 4-3!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

OH
MY
GOD



I'd take Tom... What is Danny supposed to be? A transvestite with HUGE, freckly/white (depending where you're looking at) arms?

Dougie looks like a young Britney Spears wannabe.. I'm surprised. I thought he'd be a good girl, but apparently not. He doesn't look very happy about it. :D
But no. Harry's the best. By far. Pink is his colour.

Monday, October 23, 2006

WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST ORDERED THE NEW MCFLY CD!!!!!!!

WHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

MOTION IN THE OCEAN!!!!!!!!

So Americans are stupid. If you go to the American site, they charge $33 plus shipping. You go the British site and they charge a TOTAL of 10 pounds (yes that includes shipping over the Atlantic)... that's like 20 bucks. WHY would you buy from the americans? SIGH


WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Track listing!
1. We Are The Young
2. Star Girl
3. Please, Please
4. Sorry's Not Good Enough
5. Bubble Wrap
6. Transylvania
7. Lonely
8. Little Joanna
9. Friday Night
10. Walk In The Sun
11. Home Is Where The Heart Is
12. Don't Stop Me Now/Silence Is A Scary Sound

Now if only I can find "We Are the Young" and "Transylvania" today!!!!!

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Since Elsa did this, I must. Because I don't want to do bio.

BASICS

-Name: Elaine

-Age: I am 16 going on 17! But Rolfe isn't here... He's with Hitler. I CRY.

-Birth date: March 22, 1990

-Hometown: Chino Hills, CA. I define hometown as the place you grew up at.

-Parents' names: Chen Teng & Shan Wang

-Siblings (names if relevant): ew never!!

-Pets (names if relevant): no.. but Jen seems to think that I would do well with goldfish that I could name anything I want.

-Nickname: Isilme, Slimy (and it's alternate spelling Slymee, which Elsa seems to like it recent days), and apparently yesterday I somehow degraded into "Slymz". *sigh* what would Tolkien say? I am also the smelly bitch sometimes.

-Religion/beliefs: ATHEISM AND PROUD OF IT

FAVORITES

-Movie: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Romeo & Juliet, Rent, Anne of Avonlea, Tristan & Isolde, I know there's something big I'm missing... West Side Story, and at the moment, Bend It Like Beckham. It's got football, England, a variety of accents, and funny Indian people. No one has a dot though. :(

-TV Show: Eh.. don't watch TV

-Book: The Silmarillion, Wuthering Heights, the Unfinished Tales, Tess of the D'Urbervilles, Twilight, New Moon, Anna Karenina

-Actor/Actress: Johnny Depp (YOU FORGOT JOHNNY DEPP HANNA!!!!), Ewan McGregor (outside of Star Wars Episode III), Viggo Mortensen, and for the heck of it: Danny Jones. :D
Favorite actress: Sophia Myles (Isolde) and Idina Menzel

-Sport: football!!!!!!!!! It depresses me quite a bit lately though.. might take to drink. EW NO HEMINGWAY EW NO. GYMNASTICS! Worlds just finished! China won 8.. wow. I'll put basketball just for its sake.

-Color: red and many blues, white, a certain shade of turquoise, and some purple

-Holiday: Christmas

-Season: winter and spring

-Food: noodles!!!!!!

-Drink: soda. hehe. I can't help it.

-Hobby: writing, reading, football, obsessing (particularly over McFly and Tolkien), singing, and talking

-Vacation: Europe, particularly England

-Quote: Hmm.. hard one.. at the moment? What fits my mood.. hmm..
"Sons of Gondor, of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!!"
Who doesn't love Aragorn?

DEEPER QUESTIONS

-Is it nice outside today? It was freakin hot earlier.

-If you could do anything right now, what would it be? Be with Kathleen, Yogin, Elsa, Vicki, Shayne, or Andy

-What are your pet peeves? STUPID PEOPLE. AGHHHHH. Sorry. I took the PSAT with a room of jocks. GAH. I don't like it when people tell me what to do either. Well, I don't like people whom I don't respect that try to tell me what to do. People like teachers, my dad, my editors, or my friends, okay, but people like a certain person in my English class.. ARGHHHHHHH

-What is your worst fear? failure and discovering that my dreams aren't what they seemed to be

-What is your most embarrassing moment? Um.. in bio Friday, when the entire class stared and laughed because I put the freakin thermometer in instead of the pipette.

-What is your dream vacation? England with Vicki for internship this summer.. PLEASE!!!

-Where would you like to live? London

-What would you like to do? be an editor

-What do you look for in a friend? intelligence, quirkiness, creativity, loyalty, not being afraid of doing stupid things like doing irish jigs in the rain and twirling in the middle of the quad. Most importantly: insanity so that they won't mind mine

-What do you look for in a relationship? intelligence, loyalty, quirkiness, romance, insanity, humour, not afraid of skipping down the street in the rain with me or doing other things people regard as stupid, etc.

-Do you plan on getting married? someday

-Do you plan on having children? eh.. i'll think about it

-If so, what are your favorite names? Lea, Danny (I'M SORRY. I THINK IT'S A CUTE NAME NOW), Isaac, Heathcliff.. um.. I have a lot more. My brain's not functioning today.

-Have you ever gotten drunk? haha I'm drunk off life

-Have you ever smoked or done drugs? NO AND PEOPLE SHOULDN'T. *GLARE* I get high off life.

-Do you have/want a tattoo? ew no no

-Do you have/want body piercings? no ew

-What stereotyped group would you fit in? haha freaks probably.. those who don't know my loudness might say nerdy.

-What is one thing you like about yourself? physically: hair. as a person... my ability to come up jokes that are so stupid they're funny. (NOSE+Y)

-What is one thing you would like to change about yourself? I need to breathe sometimes and not be so emotional.

-How would your friends describe you? insane

-Anything else you'd like to share with me? I LOVE DANNY JONES!!! AND I WANT THE NEW ALBUM!

Saturday, October 21, 2006

I want a Romeo & Juliet poster. Hmph. Except I want to design it. I'm so freakin picky about it. The quotes. The picture. I want that specific picture of Leonard Whiting & Olivia Hussey. He's so beautiful. And she's even more beautiful, if possible.

PSAT went well. The room temperature was 82 degrees Fahrenheit. I know. I checked. I was sweating profusely through the whole thing, so that might affect my score.

Went to Kristina's and practiced "Let Me In" with her. Jen tried to escape the singing. Hehe Then went to the mall where we saw a gazillion people from Troy, including Vicky Ge! whee! Jen found her store.. how depressing. For Love and Hot Topic. EW EW EW EW. I LOVE the store design for "For Love". It's like... Victorian, and then they have all this polka-dotted ugly jewelry that totally suits Jen's taste. INCONGRUENT. HORRIBLE. RUINING THE DESIGN. Hot Topic just frightens me. Bought a shirt from NY And Company, and now must fast because it's XS (the only one left from clearance) and I can fit in it, but it's tight across the chest and makes my waist look huge. *sigh* tiny model people.

McFly are my heroes in life. HEhe how sad. But they're so funny!!!!! I love how they're out promoting. More videos for me! whee!

Friday, October 20, 2006

Just got back from driver's training.

No I didn't crash.

PSAT tomorrow! I swear.. my dad was making such a fuss.
"GO TO BED!!!!"
"Dad, it's 7:30!!!!"

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

SOMEONE TAKE HEMINGWAY AND SHOOT HIM. AGAIN.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

More pics from my camera! Finally!



me and Robin, obviously

Jen was trying to be a pumpkin:



This was the best I could do for Shayne... it captures an epic moment: HE PUSHES UP THE GLASSES.


Pictures from school today!

Aww.. it's SHAYNE! I actually got a decent picture of him!!!! I don't think he noticed that I took the picture, that's why.




See how he hides. The evil man.

Possibly the scariest picture in human history.


Tis Vicki! Looking really grumpy!


It's the attack of white people hands!


It's a STAR!!!!!
I'M LOOKING OUT FOR MY STAR GIRL!!!!



And last, but obviously not least... YOGIN!

Sunday, October 15, 2006

O yeah, almost forgot.

NO MORE BORING NJROTC ARTICLES!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They moved me to Opinion!

Apparently I am opinionated.. hmm... never knew where that one came from. :D

(I'm talking about Oracle, if you didn't notice.)

Danny: What are bats?
Tom: What do you mean, what are bats?
Danny: Are they rats that grow wings? You know like caterpillars become butterflies, are they not rats that become bats?

WOW

Three new songs in a medley on their myspace!
1. We Are the Young
2. Sorry's Not Good Enough
3. Transylvania

Dougie's insane. Transylvania sounds awesome though. Freaky, but awesome.

I feel so out of it.

Blah.

All my friends who aren't friends all have so many classes together. While I'm glad they're all getting to know each other better, I'm just always so out of the loop. And I can't help but feel this tinge of jealousy when Yogin, Amy, Jen, Michael, Shayne, and Robin all come out of the same AP US class bubbling about what happened in class when I sit in Dickey quiet, miserable, and friendless.

Then right now Vicki, Matthew and Yogin are all at her house laughing and eating pizza, making a business video. I'm stuck with Ronald, who freakin calls me all the freakin time. O yeah Elaine, if you really wanted to come over, you could come help!! O yes like that's going to work. You could write me an exegesis too. Never mind how much freakin work I have.

I don't talk to my friends anymore. I talk to Shayne and Yogin and that's about it. Vicki and I don't have time together. Robin is this distant emo entity. I only talk to Jen when I'm not swamped with hw and have time to call her.

I'm so freakin whiny. No wonder no one wants to talk to me.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

This one is titled:
Jen's Amazing Hair Talent

Enjoy!

Video #1 of Jen/Elaine 1 AM insanity.

It is officially titled:
Jen's Tour of Elaine's Room

You can't really see things very well because of the extremely bad lighting, and I am a big black blob apparently. But the audio itself should be hilarious.

Jen is crazy.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Homecoming pictures! even though i have
-an abstract on existentialism, which I abhor
-study for vocab quiz
-outline for business
-calc hw
-read for APUSH
-two pages in the spanish packet
-study derivations for quiz tomorrow
-graph for the bio lab
-the bio packet

So homecoming.

Other than the stressful and violent beginning period, it was awesome.

Us getting makeup done.

O wait, this is Jen and Kristina at the makeup place earlier in the day:





Vicki, Jen, and me at the makeup place.



IT BURNS US PRECIOUS! BURNS!



Met up with Shayne and Yogin at Red Robin, after Jen got checked out by a guy that was more metro than Clay Aiken, and I fell at least 4 times on my shoes that weren't really even heels.



Dinner was fun, though a bit partisan. It was Shayne and Elaine, the Tolkienites, and Vicki, Jen, and Yogin, the wannabe gangsters. Yogin and Jen decided that they should play the sugar game. I LOVE IT! They wouldn't let me play though. :(

Jen and Vicki at the mall:


They both look odd in that picture.

We were then transported to Birch Street, where we DRAGGED Yogin and Shayne into Bath & Body Works. It was hilarious.

Shayne in pain:


It's me trying to take a picture of Shayne.



Obviously, I failed.

We wandered around. Shayne and I got coffee. Jen got ice cream. I pretended to be a bird on top of a fountain and they were all hoping I would fall in.

When we finally got to Troy around 9:30, this is what greeted us:



Don't like this picture much:




This is Robin's DOODLE about homecoming. That woman is creatively insane.



I just thought this picture was cute.



A more appropriate picture of Robin and Byron.





I regret to say most of the pictures taken were after Jen and I returned home, and went insane.

Be forewarned.

I think we tried to have every facial expression possible on this earth.

























O yes.. and then we had the limb contest.
First it was Jen's foot.



Then her feet:


Then both our feet:


Then hands:


notice the difference in tanning.

Then hands AND feet! ooo DARING


And since we ran out of limbs... ELBOWS!


Jen just found this picture funny:


O yes.. she also wanted to document the process of Elaine's falling.


It was painful.



I think that's her favorite picture.

It's her pants:


We'll end with nice pictures: