YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!!!!!!!

OMFG TOM FLETCHER!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF?!??!!!?

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHH!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



AS IF HE WASN'T BLONDE ENOUGH IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!

I THOUGHT HE WAS DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!

AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

And apparently it's rumored that DANNY got BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!! WHY BLONDE?! WHY DANNY?! YOU'RE NATURALLY BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU DYE IT AND THEN STREAK IT?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

But that's just a rumour. Until I see a picture, Danny is dark brown-haired to me.

AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Alright to make me forget about that:



hehe they're so dorky.


Aww so adorable. I don't like the way Danny looks, but it's precious.



Is it just me and Robin, or is he REALLY hot there? I really liked that...
Don't worry, it's always DANNY!

So in an attempt to readjust my sleeping patterns, I got up early (10 AM!!!) to drive my dad to the Chinese Consulate in downtown LA. Passed by USC en route. I was like, "ANDY!"

So while we're waiting in the HUMONGOUS line (WHY do that many people want to go to China? WHAT is so great about China?), the people in front of us sparked my interest. This Chinese lady in her 30s wearing a US marines shirt and a camouflage mini-skirt that was way too "mini", and this old (probably 50s) guy with glasses and a huge beer belly. So I'm just standing there and *not* eavesdropping, and something about the guy's voice totally made me eavesdrop. I was like, "Am I hallucinating? Am I really that desperate for a British accent?"

BUT NO!
LO AND BEHOLD!

HE WAS FROM LONDON!!!!!!!!! Or so his accent told me.
So yeah, it made the line go faster, even if I was eavesdropping. I really didn't give a damn what he was talking about, just wanted to hear the accent. Yes I am pathetic, but he was SO English!!!!
"We'll have a go.."
"We had a row.."
"bloody"

And all these other things that he said! I was like, "What are you doing here in America with a Chinese lady? Can you possibly understand each other? It's a good thing you're from London because she couldn't possibly understand a Bolton or a Scouse accent. Probably couldn't understand an Essex one either, even though they're really easy to understand."

So yes there's my interesting tidbit of the day.
I'M SO HYPER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!! SQUIRRELY SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMORROW!!

DANNY JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because Kristina thinks Firefox will solve all her problems and block my banner and all my McFly pictures, and because the Edward/New Moon phase has worn off, I have fallen back in love (not that I was ever out of love) with McFly. And I just got three screenshots!!! They make me happy.



He loves his guitar!
I wish I were his guitar...



I just love him.



Dougie has very nice eyes there.

And this one, it took me a while, because I couldn't go two McFly posts without a picture of Harry. What would Elsa think?


I like his hair. It's messy and utterly un-Harry like. And this picture brings good memories. Hehe WAKE UP!

Two reasons.
1. I love them so much and I am triumphant.
2. Kristina is getting too smug, thinking that Edward has erased Danny from my memory.

Fat chance!



I love Danny. He's so precious.



Look at his eyes... *swoon*
NO HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE KEITH THERE.
I happen to find that outfit HOT. I'm SORRY if I like preppy college boys.



Aww he's SO PRECIOUS!



That's for Robin. That does NOT look like Dougie.
[edit] I just realized how much more tan Dougie is than Danny.
PASTY WHITE BOY!!!! I LOVE HIM!



AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

MWAAHAHAHAHAHAH ELAINE HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU CYNTHIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MCFLY HAS TAKEN OVER DIAMOND BAR HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!

So Cynthia decided to break her eardrums on Sunday, and her ASB friend heard McFly and was like, "Hey can I use that for the first-day rally tomorrow?"

AND TODAY:
THREE THOUSAND HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS HEARD MCFLY AS THE FIRST THING OF THE NEW SCHOOL YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SATURDAY NIGHT
and
FIVE COLOURS IN HER HAIR!

WHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWAHHAHAAHAHAH
Cynthia should have grabbed the microphone and screamed, "THIS IS BRITISH BAND MCFLY! BUY THEIR STUFF! DANNY BELONGS TO ELAINE!!!"

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First Troy. Now Diamond Bar.

Kristina just referred to Shakespeare as...

SHAKEY

I think I might go die now.

And when I shall die, take him and cut him out into little stars and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun.

I knew there was a reason I loved that man.

MWAHAHAHA GAME REVIVAL!!!!!

I am bored.
So we shall revive this game, for the last time this summer.

THE IPOD SHUFFLE GAME.
4 points: song with the * that haven't been answered
3 points: no one's guessed it
1 point: someone got it before you
0 points: obviously, if you get it wrong/skip it. I'm not like the STUPID college board that decides to take off 1/4 for wrong questions

1. In the car I just can't wait (HAHA JEN)
2. Your public needs you. We need you too.
3. Hope dangles on a string.
4. Welcome Monsieur, sit yourself down and meet the best innkeeper in town.
5. Remember I will still be here as long as you hold me in your memory. *
6. No one would listen. No one but her, heard as the outcast hears. (O THAT'S NOT FAIR. Elsa, you better win this one.)
7. What if I told you it was all meant to be?
8. It seems like yesterday when I said 'I do'. * (ROBIN!!! KRISTINA!)
9. Even in my heart, I see, that you're not being true to me. (ROBIN. If Kathleen plays, KATHLEEN!)
10. Let me be your wings. Let me be your only love. (OY THAT'S SO EASY)
11. Everybody wants to be loved, every once in a while. * (KATHLEEN)
12. I know you think that I shouldn't still love you or tell you that. *
13. Step one you say we need to talk.
14. O Danny boy the pipes, the pipes are calling. *(OY. That just gives it away. The artist is my favorite Celtic one... take your guess.)
15. Here comes the cold. Break out the winter clothes and find a love to call your own. *(Andy would know this one since he gave me the song.)
16. Baby set me free from this misery. I can't take it no more. (O please get this right.)

God what is with shuffle today and Son of Dork! But I can't put those in because no one but Robin would know. I swear it's given me at least 15 SOD songs out of freakin 30. WHERE IS THE MCFLY

17. It is time for us all to decide who we are.
18. To dance! No way to make a living. * (O please get this.)
19. When you feel it in your body found somebody who makes you change your ways. * (if you don't get this and I tell you, you'll be mad at yourself.)
20. There's a boy who works at Starbucks who's very inspirational... (OY NOT FAIR)
21. I wanted to be like you. I wanted everything.
22. Living in my own world. Didn't understand. (ROBIN AND KRISTINA)
23. Went out with the guys and before my eyes...
24. She's got a lip ring.... (I can't type anymore. It'd give it completely away)
25. This is the story of a girl who cried a river.... *
26. You better watch out, you better not cry. (You better know who's version this is. I've been listening to this song non-stop lately. So sexy... gah.)
27. Valjean, at last.
28. You and I have got a lot in common.
29. This one's for the mothers who have lost a child. ** (six for this one. It's one of my favorites, but I dont' think anyone knows it, except the people I've sent it to.)
30. One by one, drinks are gone. Do I have to stay?

I think that's a fitting ending. :D

SCOREBOARD!
1. Elsa 81 (HOLY SHIT. I gave you 1 point for guessing right that Danny is the sexy one singing 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town')
2. Robin 51
3. Michael 15

YAY! I got the Les Miserables DVD today! Like, our show, not the professional ones Elsa, though I already have one of those.

You have no idea how soothing it was just to hear Paul's voice again. "One day more!" ahhh

I refuse to watch any of the scenes I'm in though. Well, I had to stare at myself "sleeping" through "Bring Him Home", but I was well distracted by Paul's voice. I WANT THAT ON LIKE... CD OR SOMETHING!!!!!!! It's my favorite version of that song, which is shocking, because MICHAEL BALL sings it too. Well, he's Marius, so it's kinda odd when he's singing Valjean.

But yeah! IT'S SO GOOD!

I just realized I never posted these. There are more than 350 of them, so I'll just put a few.

Darling Colette. *Cosette* COSETTE!


I love her.


Amazing voice singing an amazing song.



Aww he's so precious.. THERE.



Luis! I so did NOT have a tiny crush on him. I swear I didn't. :D
Alright fine it was tiny...



Elsa! It's your favorite!


I heart Cassidy.


I am agog! I am aghast!



Aww Donovan. He was precious, even if he was annoying sometimes. Stinky feet.



Robin and Amy'll probably stare at this. And Jen for that matter. JEN! SEND ME YOUR PICTURES FROM WHEN YOU CAME!



She's my baby. I adore her. On my castle on a cloud.


That's for Andy.



Hehe that picture embodies Madame Thernardier. Well, actually no, she's not stealing anything.



CLASSIC part. Raise it up the master's arse!



I cannot hear the word "LIAR!" and not think of this anymore.


I love him, but every day I'm learning, all my life, I've only been pretending!



And rain will make the flowers... grow.



Finale!



O god me at curtain call.


*sigh*
I can't believe it, but I miss it.

Hmm.. I don't know if I like this or not. I really don't know.



Thoughts?
I think I like the look and I like the picture on the left, but I don't really like that Edward... Hmm...

Everyone deserves the chance to fly.

does not mean

Everyone gets the chance to fly.

It's sad that I actually look forward to SAT class every week. It's the one time of the week that I see my friends. Cynthia, Kim, Stephenie. We might be all suffering under the freezing air conditioning and hearing Mr. Xu's FOB accent or Veena's annoying shrill, but it's still fun. Mad dashes for Gushers. Ordering pizza while taking the math test like we did today. Make me be the one to get in trouble with Helen, why don't you Cynthia.

*sigh*
I can't wait for school to start. My dad keeps complaining that I waste time every day and that I'm gradually slipping because I'm not willing to put in the work. Doesn't he understand that I don't want to work because I'm cooped up in this house in front of the bloody computer all day long? I'd work better if I got to do something else once in a while. And seriously, what is there to work on? Even I can't come up with that stuff. It's always, "study, study study." To my dad, it's either I'm studying or I'm wasting time. What can I do? I did six Oracle journals in one day because I seriously had nothing else to do. Six, 2 page long articles, because I really had nothing else to do. Bio. I read bio. I do calc. I do SAT homework the night I get it because I have nothing else to do.

And then reading. We've had some battles over reading. It's not that I read, but what I read. I hide "New Moon" in the bathroom because it's not Herodotus' Histories that I'm supposed to be reading.

And then music. I always have the music on. My dad always yells, "No listening to music while you're working!"
I can't say, "I'm not working!" because that would have worse consequences than just turning the music off.

It's just so annoying. Being told to work and having nothing to work on, yet not allowed to do anything else.

OMG! So I'm sitting here typing this and my dad comes over, "What are the plans for tomorrow?"
I'm like, "I have to go meet Jeremy at Borders at 1 PM. To get the Les Mis DVD."
"Why can't he just mail it?"
(I don't want my dad to know that it's $20 because then I wouldn't be allowed to get it.)
"Because!"
"Alright, I'll go meet him."
"NO DAD! I'm going! You don't even know what he looks like!"
"Oh is this a BOYFRIEND?"
"OMFG. NO!!! THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
"Does he WANT to become your boyfriend? Is this a date?"
"OMG I'M JUST GOING TO STOP BY. GIVE HIM THE MONEY AND GET THE DVD!"
"WHAT? IT COSTS MONEY?!"

OY! LIKE I'D BRING HIM ALONG AT 1 PM AT BORDERS TO GO ON A DATE.
OMFG

And then I just realized what the date is and that just sent another wave of scrutinizing friendships and the past. What life was like only a year ago. I was probably covered in markers and color pencils this moment last year.
Eddie and I were just talking about Camron and that made me remember Camron's whole "you're just a vent and we don't need you anymore" speech. That hurt more than you could possibly imagine. Having Camron, of all the people in the world, tell me that. Except, I think, of all the people in the world, he would be the only one with enough cheek to say something like that.

And then there's:
*andy signs on*
me: hi
andy: hey
me: you busy?
andy: yeah. but my sister's officially a princess!
(as in Eva's in a beauty pageant)
me: go eva!
andy: yup, but I really do have a lot of work.
me: okay, ttyl

I understand. I really do. It's just me being paranoid again. I don't know. Why am I so afraid of loss and change? I really need to listen to Elsa when she tells me, "Just let go. Alright commie, let it go." They're just shoes. I know. They're just shoes. But they're NESSA'S SHOES.
Alright away from that Wicked example. But I mean, I know he's busy, and I completely understand, and I know what Andy's like under stress and procrastination, but what worries me is that Troy's not even started and I haven't talked to him in like... ever. Yes yes I know, we'll be fine. Can't I just freak out for now? I want to feel sorry for myself. Bloody hell.
And then last night Andy told me he found my college replacement. He was completely joking, and I should be able to laugh and take it as a joke, but it just hit at my fear and got to me. Bah. Andy's probably reading this now. Great. Just loverly.
I think it's just because I've lost so many relationships in the past year. I'm ultra-paranoid.

ARGH! STOP TELLING ME TO GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SIXTEEN! I CAN HANDLE THIS.
That's it. "Too Close For Comfort"'s coming on.

With less than a week left, everyone wants to hang out. And I feel horrible. I want to hang out with everyone, but I'm not allowed to hang out with EVERYONE, because that means I would be out all week. And obviously, that is not allowed. I don't even know if I'm allowed out once. It's just a bloody great waste of time. If I say that it's the last week of summer, I'll get the counter argument of, "Exactly. School's starting. That means you should take advantage of these last couple days to study as much as possible. You'll get to see your friends all day every day when school starts. Why hang out with them now?"
Jen and Kristina want to go to Knotts. Knotts takes all day. I'll never be able to talk my dad into that. And if I do then there's, "Why waste the money?" But I haven't seen Kristina all summer except at orientation, and Jen's been gone for a while. The Evil Circle has not been complete.
Kathleen wants to go see "Step Up", and Robin wants to hang out too. Why would I want to go to the movies? The movies nowadays are all just pieces of trash, and it costs money.
I've been asking to go to Vicki's every freakin day for the past four weeks. Let's ask again, shall we?
I want to hang out with everybody, but that's what happens when your friends aren't friends. I can't just lump Vicki, Kathleen, Robin, Jen, and Kristina all together and go to Knotts or something. Robin, Kathleen, Vicki, and I would probably shriek about McFly for half the day; Jen, Kristina, Vicki, and I would shriek about Twilight for the other half, and then Jen and Kristina would just cling together all day, and then Robin and Kathleen would group together and I'd probably end up talking to Vicki all day and ignore everyone else just because that's what usually happens.
And then I make my dad sound so horrible on here, and he's really not. Things aren't too expensive because he doesn't want to spend the money, but because the money could be better used on other things. He just doesn't understand. And none of my friends could possibly understand him, so then everyone just gets offended.
I know it's more fun with just the Evil Circle, just me and Vicki at 3 AM with "projectile diarrhea", just Kathleen, Andy, Robin, and me doing something stupid. Hah the bus people. What bus people? Andy's gone, obviously. Kathleen and Robin apparently can't turn in a form by a deadline and are on waiting list. Great. Just chipper. Leave me on the bus with freshmen and Matthew. I assume Matthew's taking the bus because he doesn't have his license. Great... maybe I'll talk to Michael Yang and get flipped off.

O yeah and I don't talk to Yogin much anymore either.

Vicki--can I just come over to your house and live there? Please? It's so much easier that way.

Now I'm watching Danny sing and jump on top of a grand piano. My existence is now complete once more.

How sad it is indeed.

Got this from Elsa, and of course, I am compelled to do it.

"Four things about me"
Things you may not have known about me...

A) Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. student
2. Uh... since Elsa put it: diplomat
3. daughter
4. friend?

B) Four movies you would watch over and over:
what DON'T I watch over and over. It's just my nature.
1. Lord of the Rings
2. Romeo and Juliet
3. Rent
4. Anne of Avonlea

I know I'm missing something.

C) Four places you have lived:
1. Chino Hills
2. San Francisco
3. Vacaville
4. UCLA
2-4 were all before I was three, so yeah... basically Chino Hills.

D) Four TV shows you love to watch:
Assuming that I watch TV shows, which I don't.
1. Jeopardy
2. What I Like About You
3. Will & Grace
4. Boy Meets World

E) Four places you have been to on vacation:
1. England
2. Beijing
3. Ireland
4. Wales

F) Four web sites you visit daily
1. Elsa's xanga
2. my blog
3. Liverpool/soccernet
4. Twilight Lexicon

BUT BUT I NEED SPACE FOR MCFLY ON THERE!!!!! And Andy's blog!!! Ah well it's not like he has time to update anyway. BUT THE BBC!

G) Four of my favorite foods:
1. noodles
2. burgers
3. BUFFALO WINGS!! (and the celery--KATHLEEN)
4. steak

H) Four places I would rather be right now:
Do they have to be specific places? Can't I just put: "with Edward Cullen" or "with Danny Jones"?
1. Vicki's house
2. England
3. the rest of Europe
4. Forks, Washington. I'M KIDDING! Um.. [insert friend's name]'s house

I) Four friends I think will respond:
I hereby define "respond" as comment.
Therefore:
1. Elsa
2. Michael
3. Kristina
4. Vicki
In that order. Well, Vicki depending on when she gets on a computer.. within the next 2 months.

Wait now that Robin's back. Probably Robin too. Between Robin and Kristina... hmm I don't know.

IT HAS BEGUN!

Well it's been going for a while now, but THIS BRANCH OF IT HAS BEGUN!!!

CYNTHIA IS MY FIRST SAT CLASS VICTIM! SHE NOW HAS 30 MCFLY SONGS AND IS IN THE PROCESS OF HAVING MORE.

AND SHE LOVES THEM.

ON PURELY MUSIC.

I HAVEN'T HAD SUCH A NICE CONVERT IN A WHILE!!

WHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O yes and Elsa is reading "Twilight" as we speak, and VICKI, I texted her saying, "Now you need 'New Moon'. Therefore I must come over."

And she replies:
"YES! I have been forced to start re-reading Twilight, and I do not reread books."

MWAHAHA DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

I AM TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
Well my obsessions at least..

OMG I LOVE FORUM PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I asked the girl who made it if she could change it for me, and AHH!!!!

*sigh*
I just read the Twilight outtakes again. First time in a long time, and second time overall.

*sigh*
This is definitely not healthy.

*sigh*
I refuse to go to prom if it's not like that now.

*sigh*
which means I won't go to prom because it can't possibly be like that.

*sigh*
Because there can't possibly be an Edward Cullen.

*sigh*
Cast and all.

ELSA!!!!!!! LOOK!!!!!!!!

TOM'S TAKING FLIGHT LESSONS!!!!!

"I'm learning to fly propeller planes. I've had lessons before, but I'm going to start properly and do the whole course this time.I could be Captain Tom Fletcher: "This is your Captain speaking.We're just coming in to land!""

OMG! YOU'RE BOTH BLACK AND YOU BOTH FLY PLANES! WHEE!!!!

And Harry says:

"I sometimes get Danny to make me laugh when I'm having my picture taken so I smile naturally.There's nothing worse than a fake smile - I can't do it and I look really rubbish."

WHEE I LOVE THEM!

Kristina--don't you even start thinking that you got me out of McFly. I watched 2 McFly videos during our break during the calc final today and I'm still in love.

Just don't make me choose between Edward and Danny. :)

KRISTINA!!!!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SWOON!!!!!!!!!!

Hayden Christensen as Edward?

Don't make me laugh.

He might be hot enough, but actually acting? Now that would be too hard.

He might be Anakin, but don't destroy Edward, please.

VICKI IS NOW HOOKED!!!!! ELSA NEXT!!!

I swear I should be an evangelist. I'd have conversion rates skyrocketing.

Vicki is going to dream about Edward tonight. And we want a prom like that.
"Yeah, cast and all. And we share [Edward]. Night night! Don't let the vampires bite (too hard!)"

MWAHAHAHAHA

KRISTINA! This is for you! I'm not in love with him, but I saw this and got it for you. He looks like a GIRL! I like pretty boys, and he is very pretty, but EDWARD ISN'T PRETTY!
But yes, this is Kristina's Edward:



And this is dedicated to Kristina who insists that Edward SPARKLES instead of GLOWS. And for ROBIN who decided to tell every boy (particularly Matthew and Yogin) about Edward so that Matthew would make fun of me liking someone who glowed in the dark.



Put it as your buddy icon!

Is it just me or is he really hot?

KRISTINA WHO IS HE?!?!?!?

EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!

I hope they never make the movies, because Bella will end up being cast too pretty when it specifically states that she's just a normal girl, which is why we all love her so much and don't feel jealous.

And no actor. None. is ever capable of capturing what is Edward. Edward is different in all our heads, just looking at the Lexicon will show you that. And even if the actor fulfilled my physical picture of him, no actor, no matter how good, could ever capture what Edward is in the books. Especially since hot, teenage actors are usually horrible actors that are cast for their looks anyway.

BUT!
These are dedicated to Kristina, who is trying SO hard to rid me of McFly obsession that it's kinda funny. What's even funnier that I'm half swayed. But no.. I'll go watch Danny videos and Kristina's hard work will have gone to waste.

I altered this a bit... you can probably tell, but I love it. If it were bigger it'd be my desktop. Hmm... I want to get it printed and stick it on my locker...



This is what Stephenie Meyer said she would have wanted to be the cover of "New Moon". Well, she described it and some obsessed fan like me made it. Except I suck at photoshop.
Plus, it's a really pretty picture in its own right.



This is pretty. Not that spectacular.


I just like the snowy trees in this one.


Ahh.. Edward on the piano... *swoon*



Desktop worthy picture!


More appropriate for New Moon though.

Kristina loves this Jacob Black. If he were Jacob Black though, he'd never be in a suit. But yes he does look hot in one.


This is just hilarious, especially if you've read the books.


And my personal favorite Edward thus far. He doesn't really capture my ideal, mental Edward, but he's finnnee..

Laying down..


And thanks to Kristina, up right! I wanted to crop her out of it and just have him, because I really don't like her, but the background's kinda pretty and I couldn't cut her out without it just having Edward and "Twi", which would look weird.



ELSA--GO GET THE BOOKS!!!!!!!!

Vicki--READ MY BOOK!!!!!

Robin--GET NEW MOON!!!! FALL BACK IN LOVE WITH EDWARD AND DON'T RUIN IT BY TELLING THE BOYS ON THE BUS THAT EDWARD GLOWS!

All other girls (and guys if you're interested, which I doubt): GO GET THE BOOKS!

ELAINE IS PISSED OFF.

AT TROY HIGH SCHOOL.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT FULL IB BECAUSE YOU PUT MY SCHEDULE WRONG!?!!?!?!?!?!

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DON'T CARE IF IB BUSINESS & MANAGEMENT IS FULL!!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT I'M NOT IN IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! I REFUSE TO SIT IN A STUPID CLASS THAT HAS NO POINT WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS IN PRE-INTERNSHIP!!!
I'M HALF THINKING ABOUT DOING AP COMP SCI B, UNTIL I REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID.

AND I DON'T WHAT CALCULUS BC 0 PERIOD!!! But I'll deal with that.

So IB Business is full so I'm in pre-internship. HOW HETEROSEXUAL IS THIS. I don't understand why people say "How gay is this!" so now I am going to say "How heterosexual is this."

So the temporary schedule. IT BETTER BE TEMPORARY. O yeah, and I know some of my teachers because while I was with the counselors, she let me look. :D

0 AP Calc BC--Koci

MR. KOCI AT 7 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING. I BETTER HAVE SOMEONE AMUSING LIKE NICK MEDLING SITTING IN FRONT OF ME.

1 AP English 3--Hinman (I think)
2 Spanish 3-- Menna (YAY! Well, according to Kathleen she's good.)
3 AP US History--Dickey (I kinda wanted Liem... but whatever)
4 PRE-INTERNSHIP (!%#!!!%!!!!!!$^$#@^@$#^@#^!!!!!)
5 Oracle--Navarette
6 AP Biology--Kirkpatrick (I WANT JUNDANIAN!)

O YEAH. AND WE HAVE TO BUY OUR LOCKS THIS YEAR. WHAT?!?!?!?! And we can't use our BASKETBALL locks because even though those are Troy locks, they are OLD Troy locks. HOW STUPID ARE YOU PEOPLE?! You're basically forcing 2500 people to give you $5 each.

So I'm not very happy right now.

But it was great because I got to see everyone. Yogin shouldn't wear red hats. Or hats at all. VICKI!!!!!!!!!!! VICKI!!! Anyway... JEN AND KRISTINA!!!!! Kristina was being fussy about her hair as usual... Jen is Jen. Saw the entire Asian crowd. Jesse Yang with his new short hair.. I like.
I didn't say that. DIDN'T SEE SHAYNE THOUGH! MUST CALL SHAYNE! *calls Shayne*
AHH SHAYNE DIDN'T ANSWER!! WHAT IF HE'S DEAD?!
Or worse.. WHAT IF HE HATES ME?!
AHHH!!!!!!!!!

Saw Tasha and Hayley on my way out!! I LOVE MY FRESHMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care if they're sophomores! They both told me that they'll forever be my freshmen. Blonde one and Mommy!

But one good thing: I have 5th period Oracle for certain!
And... since Vicki decided to be an idiot and drop Spanish... SHE HAS A FREE 5th!!

YAY! Guess what I'll be doing in Oracle...

I'M TOTALLY KIDDING. I AM DEDICATED TO THE ORACLE. I SWEAR I AM!!! It's what I've wanted to be on since like 8th grade!

AHHH!!!! I BETTER BE IN IB BUSINESS!!!!
I HAVE TO BE FULL IB. THERE IS NO REASON WHY I AM NOT. NONE OF THOSE FULL IB KIDS EVEN WANT TO APPLY OUTSIDE AMERICA!!!!!

You're such a lonely child
How pensive, how sad you seem to me
Believe me, were it within my power
I'd fill each passing hour
How quiet it must be, I can see
With only me for company.

My dad doesn't seem to agree with Valjean. My entire day, all I ever see is him. When I talk to my friends, he always finds some work for me to do. Work as in studying and math and stuff. When I want to see my friends, go over to Vicki's house for example, it's just a waste of time. Why would I want to see them? School's almost starting anyway. I get to spend all day with them.
I know it's good for me or whatever, but does he never think that I might want more than just to be in the house all day and all night? I sit in front of the computer, listening to itunes, talking on AIM, reading about Liverpool, while doing some piece of homework. The only person I ever see is my dad. That and clips of McFly, Liverpool, and Edward Cullen in my head. And I get in trouble for those as well. Waste of time.

*sigh*

In my life
There are times when I catch in the silence
The sigh of a faraway song
And it sings
Of a world that I long to see
Out of reach
Just a whisper away
Waiting for me.

Alright, to get my mind temporarily off New Moon, MORE FOOTBALL JOKES!

Alright they're not REALLY football jokes, but the question is:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

I'm sure we've all heard it before, but never before have we heard the answers of football managers. It'd be even more funny if you guys knew these people's personalities, but it's still good fun.

We'll start with the guy you guys all loved in the previous installment:

Gordon Strachan
"I'm really proud of the wee fella. Let's face it, if it had been one of the big chickens everyone would be saying how well he'd done, but as it's one of the wee chickens it must be luck."

David O'Leary
"To be fair, he's just a baby chicken really and crossing the road is just a big exciting adventure for him. He'll enjoy the experience as long as it lasts and learn from it, but I don't seriously expect him to cross it this season."

George Graham
"I want good, solid team of chickens who'll cross the road in a straight line when they're told and how they're told. There's no room at this club for a prima donna chicken running around aimlessly - he's not worth it!"

HAHA ELSA! CARLOTTA!

Peter Reid
"Just cross the ******* road, you chicken ****!"

Glenn Hoddle
"The chicken was hit by the lorry when crossing the road because in a previous life it had been a bad chicken."

Brian Clough
"If God had wanted chickens to cross roads he'd have put corn in the tarmac. Anyway, I'm more interested in Wild Turkey."

John Gregory
"Two months ago that chicken was saying he was happy here. Now he tells me he wants to cross the road. I feel like shooting him."

Kevin Keegan
"OK, so the chicken's dead, but I still feel, hey, he can go all the way to the other side of the road."

Joe Royle
"I can't understand why they're letting female chickens cross roads these days. They should be at home laying eggs."
I RESENT THAT

Bobby Robson
"Goose, what turkey, is there a duck somewhere, where am I?"

Jose Mourinho
"For me, It was definitely not the best Chicken that crossed the road today. It is hard for my chickens to cross the road when everyone is against those chickens."

Hate Mourinho.. HATE HIM

Sam Allardyce: I'm fed up with people giving out about the way my chicken crosses the road. Other chickens cross the same way, but no one says anything about them.

Mick McCarthy: Someday, my chicken will cross the road. Maybe.

Sven: The first crossing was good, the second not so good. I am pleased with how my chicken died.

HAHA those last three would be so hilarious to you if you watched football.

Rafa Benitez:
"Maybe it was to visit Arjen Robben in the hospital, no?"

I LOVE RAFA

NOT HEALTHY I TELL YOU






Why am I so obsessive?!

SOMEONE ANALYZE MY PERSONALITY