Since it IS New Year's Eve, and I really do have nothing better to do (as illustrated in the previous post) (God I sound more and more like Shayne), it is fitting and cliche and popular to make these new years resolutions that I never even remember, let alone follow.

BUT, here goes, if only to pass the time
EW. I SOUND ABSURDIST.
EW.
BUT ANYWAY:
1. Get better grades. No way in hell I'll have a B in Spanish. It's ridiculous. Biology... well... we'll do what we can. Second semester: straight As, if possible.
2. Write better articles. Better quality of writing and more "Elaine" articles I guess.
3. Shriek less.
4. Get better at public speaking. Achieve a level of "Alexander Hamilton"-ism, as Shayne and I would put it.
5. Spend less time obsessing over football. And McFly.
6. Spend less time obsessing, really.
7. Make it to England.
8. Control my temper.
9. Be nicer to the mother.
10. Stop thinking about certain things.
11. Abstain from soda.
12. Don't sound stupid in English, APUSH, and Oracle. I swear I've been lacking in social skills this year or something.
13. Actually think about what I'm going to say before saying it, especially in Spanish.
14. Spend more time with friends, somehow.

And all that other stuff.

So it's New Years' Eve (In England, it's already 2007) and I'm sitting at home alone cuz my mom's in Vegas and my dad's in San Diego. And I really don't know what to do with myself. What's the point of being home alone with a car if your dad doesn't let you go anywhere anyway? I could just not tell him I guess, but I'm too paranoid from years of indoctrination and the memories of the consequences of previous violations of my dad's mandates. I'm not allowed outside Chino Hills & Diamond Bar. Well, sadly enough, I really only have 2 friends in Chino Hills & Diamond Bar. Andy's at a party and Kathleen is an even bigger loser, filing for her dad at his office. I'm actually waiting on her because she's such a loser... sigh. I should just go down there and help her file.

I miss the old days...

I really need to get away from this computer. I just sit here. That's the extent of my life.
My break has composed of going where my parents want me to go. Going to "parties", having "fun", "relaxing" where my parents told me to. But what really gets me about that is that I go to those with them because they tell me to, but then when I want to go somewhere with MY friends, my dad uses it against me. "OMG you've spent the entire vacation playing. You just went to Vegas! You just went to all those Asian parties!"
Yeah. Because you told me to. Has it occurred to you that I haven't gone anywhere with MY friends yet? I haven't seen any of them really. Other than Elsa, but that's different.

I'm back!!!!!

So..
I SAW THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!!!!

okay.. not exactly. They cut out so much. It was so rushed. How do you cut a 2.5 hour show to 1.5 hours.. sigh...
BUT! IT WAS STILL AMAZING!
OMG.
THE PHANTOM.
WAS.
AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That voice... when he belted the notes it felt like the walls were shaking but it was beautiful. A beautiful earthquake. And then his falsetto.. I can't even begin to describe.. utterly heavenly. And every time he did the ventriloquist-esque type of voice.. it sent goosebumps up my arms.
AMAZING!!!!
I was drooling after "Music of the Night".

Raoul was... alright. He wasn't BAD, but I didn't like him. Partially because Patrick Wilson's voice is unrivaled and just... divine, even if I do love Erik more. Hmm.. I'd like to hear Ewan McGregor sing "All I Ask Of You". Then I'll decide. But anyway, he wasnt' that great either. He didn't seem to understand what not-belting is. He was constantly.. loud..

Now Christine.
GAH. *STABS SOMETHING*
God she like.. ruined the show.
She was so... ANGRY! Christine is supposed to be this innocent, pure, vulnerable, quiet little ballet girl who grew up in the Opera House.
This Christine was like.. ball of fire, in your face, spastic bitch! I swear she would've been better off playing Carlotta. She had a Lea Salonga type voice, and while I love Lea Salonga, I would never want her playing Christine. This lady.. I mean.. she could hit all the notes, but I didn't even like her singing. It was too.. forceful I guess. Even her singing was angry.
I didn't like "All I Ask Of You". That just shows you. They were both so.. LOUD, and like.. I like the movie interpretation. Christine is thinking about this horror that she has faced and she's trembling and she's scared and Raoul basically comes up and comforts her, "No more talk of darkness. Forget these wide-eyed fears. I'm here. Nothing can harm you." etc. This one.. they just like... attack each other hugging. And they keep like.. violently embracing and it sounds more like, "WE UNITE TO FIGHT THE PHANTOM!" than beautiful love song. The one song I DID like her in was the actual "Phantom of the Opera" song. He was absolutely beautiful and that was the only song that fit her voice.

The sets, of course, were amazing. Holy crap. That chandelier. And the LAKE!!! And the Opera Garnier! And omg they just built EVERYTHING.

But in the end, I loved it...

Las Vegas was fun! I guess. Lots of English people, I have noticed. I swear.. I stood there gawking at them trying to listen to them speaking. It was so embarrassing and pathetic. *sigh* Oh yeah and there was this group of 20 Germans and I sat there listening to THAT too. Even if it is a dreadfully ugly language (yes Shayne... I know.. Black Speech (that made my day!)), I was so pathetic... Wow... I am deprived.

And now! I am here.. again! I had dinner at Subway with Andy cuz both my parents were gone. Walked around Target, in which Andy thoroughly displayed his girliness. STOP BUYING THINGS MAN!!! Freakin KATHLEEN who waited till the LAST SECOND to FINISH HER APPS WHO COULDN'T COME!!! *GLARES AT HER*

Then I came home and stared at Philipp Lahm and was pathetic all over again. I listened to Patrick Wilson sing!! Beautiful... OOO and Josh Groban did "Music of the Night".
I really want a track jacket. Why is it that if you stitch the words "Germany" (when it really should be Deutschland in the first place) and a crest on a jacket it suddenly becomes $61??!? SO DEPRESSING. the England jackets are even worse.. *sigh*
And I just discovered that the Germany jerseys were quite pretty. Especially the #16 one. *sigh* And I still want the Liverpool home shirt with #14 on the back.

Alright I'm done! Back home doing bio I don't understand! Lovely! Oh yes and avoiding IB projects.

Wow. I should get an award. Really. Monuments should be erected in my honour.

There are...
-a huge bag of Skittles on my desk right next to me
-20 jolly rancher lollipops in my backpack
-3 trays of chocolate chip cookies downstairs
-2 boxes of truffles next to me
-chocolate in a bag somewhere
-a tub of ice cream downstairs

and all day thus far, I have eaten NONE of it. I've very very very nearly given in and eaten a Skittle. Just ONE skittle.. It can't hurt.. really.. it can't. OKAY STOP INDULGING IN THAT THOUGHT!!! I walked by the cookies 6 times and almost paused to get one.

AND.. though I just ate an in-n-out burger...
I DIDN'T ORDER A DRINK!!!
I asked for a "water cup".

I must be on drugs.. I must be turning into Elsa. She would be proud of me. She BETTER be proud of me. Let's see how long this will last. I'm going to Vegas tomorrow. Hmm.. away from my sugar-infested home. Maybe.

I have no idea what's bringing about this sudden obsession with sugar-abstinence.
I don't think it's going to last.
BUT... I can try.

It's probably all the Asians telling me I'm too fat at all these Christmas parties.
OH. and the fact that I didn't fit into the pants my cousin got me. That might be it too.
No. I don't think that's it. I really don't give a damn at what they say. I never have. They've told me that every year for years.
I don't know. Someone probably injected female hormone.. what's it called.. estrogen.. into me or something.

"I'm on this new diet. I don't eat anything, and then when I feel as if I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese."

Women. are. ridiculous. Why would you do that to yourself just to fit into a bloody dress? WHY!!!!

But Elsa--WATER IS SO BLAND.
Alright, alright. Water... stick to water. H2O. 2 Hydrogens bonded to an Oxygen in a bent shape... Damn it Regli.

Wow I must be on drugs. I feel as if I'm living in a vacuum. Time has ceased to have meaning. "IB" has ceased to mean anything.. though I really should do those 4 projects. GAH.

Too much German in two days is probably getting to me. It really is an ugly language, but I'm rather fond of it at this moment in time.

Someone slap me so I can eat candy and drink soda and love English footballers and not a German one!!!

Okay. I have spent all day resisting.
Actually, I've spent 4 days resisting.
My life is really pathetic.
I know that. I've come to terms with it.

But... okay just ONE PICTURE. JUST ONE.

Okay TWO.





WOW I'M GETTING SO OBSESSED!!!!!
This is bad. Soon I'll be watching Bundesliga! Bayern Munich just for their bloody LB. I spent this afternoon watching him speak German and understood like two words, "YA" and "NEIN".. German is such an ugly language, but "nein" sounded pretty when he said it...

WOW MY LIFE IS SO PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, in case you were wondering, that's Philipp Lahm in all his bushy eyebrowed glory. I personally love his smile. And his hook tackle that took out Cristiano Ronaldo in the World Cup. :D

One picture...

Elsa has all the good pictures on her camera and since she's at DISNEYLAND, I don't have them obviously!!

This is the only one where neither of us look drunk or mentally incapacitated. :D

It's that time of year again!
Yes... this means... END OF THE YEAR SURVEYS!

This is the first of many, I'm warning you!

Elsa--here they are!!!

in 2006 I've..

{x} broken a promise (don't remember which, but i'm sure i probably have)
(x) made a new best friend
{x} fallen in love
{x} fallen out of love
(x)done something you swore never to do
(x) lied
{ } stole
{x} went behind your parents back
(x) cried over a broken heart
(x) disappointed someone close
(x) disappointed yourself
{ } threw up from drinking too much alcohol
(x) hidden a secret
(x) pretended to be happy
{ } got arrested
{ } kissed in the rain
(x) danced in the rain
{ } slept under the stars
( ) kept your new years resolution
{x} forgot your new years resolution
{ } had to start all over
(x) met someone who changed your life
{ } met one of your idols (Who are my idols anyway? Well.. JRR Tolkien's gone, unfortunately. :(
(x) changed your outlook on life
(x) sat home all day doing nothing
{ } pretended to be sick
{x} left the country (where did I go this year? oh yeah Japan.. that was quite the experience)
{ ) almost died
(x) given up something important to you
{ } lost something expensive
(x) learned something new about yourself
(x) tried something you normally wouldnt try and liked it
(x) made a change in your life
(x) found out who your true friends were
(x) made a total fool of yourself
(x) met great people
{ } moved
(x) fell on your face
{ } went to a concert (NO I DIDN'T GET TO GO TO THE MCFLY CONCERT. VICKI. *COUGH* COUGH*)
{x} laughed so hard you peed your pants
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) pulled an all nighter
(x) went to disneyland
(x) missed someone
( ) danced with a complete stranger
(x) gone through one of the hardest times of your life (Biology.. oh god.. better than last year I guess!)

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!!!!!

OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU CELEBRATE!
AND IF YOU GET OFFENDED BY MY USE OF "CHRISTMAS", TOO BAD!

Updates to come! Once I get rid of all these Asian parties I'm being subjected to!

SAT II: Mathematics Level 2

800

:D

This is so ridiculous. I'm like practically crying over a stupid subject that no one gives a damn about. Why will it bloody matter if I failed biology in high school? GAH! Who gives a damn about well-roundedness?!!?!!?!? If I can write you a beautiful essay on anything but what we're learning in AP English III or tell you the history of France and Britain over 1000 years in 10 minutes, isn't that enough!?
GAHHHHHHHHHHH

Christmas music is evil. Every day at break when they play it in the quad, it's like mocking me. "IT'S CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! IT'S CHRISTMAS! PRESENTS! FOOD! SLEEP! FUN! RELAXATION! LIGHTS! BUT HAH HAH HAH LOSER YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND FREEZE YOUR ASS OFF ON A BUS THAT YOU HATE AND THEN GET TO SCHOOL TO FREEZE SOME MORE! AND THEN GO TO AN ENGLISH CLASS WHERE YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY ARROGANT ASSES YOU HATE TALKING ABOUT THE WORST SORT OF RIDICULOUS NONSENSICAL SHIT EVER INVENTED BY MAN!!!!!!!!!! THEN GO TO BUSINESS AND DO NOTHING BECAUSE THAT CLASS IS FULL OF NOTHING! AND THEN CALCULUS IN WHICH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A FREAKIN THING BECAUSE SOMEHOW ROTATING THINGS ABOUT AXES AND LINES AND MAKING THEM 3 DIMENSIONAL JUST DOESN'T CLICK IN YOUR MIND AT ALL! THEN GO FALL ASLEEP IN BORING US HISTORY. SPANISH IS FUN UNTIL GRADES COME IN AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS BECAUSE YOU UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING PERFECTLY AND ARE GOOD ARE SPANISH BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO IT JUST SOMEHOW DOESN'T MOVE UP TO AN A! OH AND THEN THERE'S ORACLE WHERE NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU STAY UP AT NIGHT TRYING TO FIX YOUR DRAFT, IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THE ONE THING YOU THOUGHT YOU ACTUALLY COULD DO IN WELL IS COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT AND INSUFFICIENT. AND TO END THE DAY WITH THE BEAUTIFUL CLASS THAT EVERYONE LOVES THAT YOU STUDY FOR HOURS FOR AND THEN END UP GETTING Cs ANYWAY WHILE FREAKIN DAVID LEE AND NORMAN AND SAYAK AND HUBERT AND YOGIN CAN JUST WALK IN AND ACE IT."

YES.
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT CHRISTMAS MUSIC SAYS TO ME.

GOD DAMN IT.
EVEN MCFLY'S NOT HELPING AT THIS POINT.

So I'm reading bio and I scream out in frustration and my dad asks, "What? What?"

me: CAN WE KILL SCIENCE DADDY?
dad: But then we'd have no heater and you'd be cold!
me: BUT BUT!!! OH... GOD WILL PROVIDE THE HEAT!

And my conclusion is:
AHH SEE THIS IS HOW THEY CONVERT PEOPLE! BY MAKING THEM LEARN SCIENCE! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!

Tis most distressing... I think I'm spending too much money.

Tis even more distressing... I'm going to fail the bio test Thursday.
WHAT IS THIS TRANSCRIPTION/TRANSLATION YOU SPEAK OF?

Just went and got my Secret Santa present... Maybe she'll actually LIKE IT THIS TIME. HMM... isn't THAT an idea? That was upsetting today in class today.

OH
FOR ALL YOU FRODO HATERS OUT THERE
DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ooo Liverpool are playing tomorrow... I'm worried. Arsenal... why did we have to draw them in Carling AND FA...

I really should study...

NEVER!!!!

Celia gave me a scarf today! IT IS PRETTY!!! IT's ocean coloured.. blue, green, white... IT's PRETTYYYY!!!!!!!! A little itchy, but PRETTY!!!!

My Secret Santa is REALLY distressing me... GAH

It is EXTREMELY SAD when I prefer reading BIOLOGY to reading a piece of "literature"

I HATE WAITING FOR GODOT!!!!!

Went Christmas shopping with Kathleen and Justine today. Bought some stuff. Brea Mall is SO overpriced... got attacked by Korean ladies selling EXTREMELY overpriced hair stuff... I swea.r. we were just standing there looking and the three of them start circling us and then all of a sudden, something's touching your hair and they start doing things to it that you never thought your hair could do and it's really pretty but it's CREEPY! THEY JUST START PUSHING YOU TOWARDS THE MIRROR AND PLAYING WITH YOUR HAIR without a WARNING! Creepy Korean ladies that don't speak English but are very good at hair but sell ONE HAIR BAND for $16!

My foot itches.

She will always be my sun-kissed trampoline
She goes up and down in my heart
Turned into jellybeans
And I'm starting to believe that danger's never near
When Joanna is here!

McFly and their strange lyrics... What really goes on in Tom & Danny's heads??
Don't even get me started on Dougie.

CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI SHOULD JUST GO SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD

ARGHHHHHHHHHH PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Christmas shopping never seemed so difficult to me as it does now.

WHY!

WTF IS WRONG WITH POST-MODERNIST LITERATURE?!?!?
I HATE "WAITING FOR GODOT" EVEN MORE THAN I HATE HEMINGWAY.
AND THAT'S SAYING A LOT.

OH and if ONE more person quotes "All I Want For Christmas" in their profile... *STRANGLES SOMETHING IMAGINARY*

On a happier note...
I watched half of Return of the King today!
Faramir brought me to tears, as usual.
Fell back in love with Aragorn.
Felt sorry for Eowyn.

Except there's one problem. Being around Shayne has made me become a LOT more critical of the films. Don't get me wrong. I love them to death, but it's harder for me to accept some of the things they've tweaked from the books.
Namely: ARWEN

GAH I just want to STAB her sometimes in the movies. GLORFINDEL!!! And they make it seem like she's dying half the freakin movie. SHE'S A BLOODY ELF! Just because she says, "I CHOOSE A MORTAL LIFE" does NOT mean she's gonna drop dead and fade RIGHT THEN AND THERE!
And I swear, she's just SO ANNOYING. GAH!

SHAYNE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

But I still love them! I love them all! Even Liv Tyler's travesty of Arwen!

How it came to this it's not clear
Long and lonely nights now I fear
Though I need your hand to hold, my dear
Let me go now. Let me go.


Goodbye to you
Goodbye to everything that I knew
You were the one I loved
The one thing that I tried to hold on to
And it hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time
I want what's yours and I want what's mine
I want you
But I'm not giving in this time.

Five points if you can tell me what both those songs are!
I'm gonna bet that everyone (at least all females) know the 2nd one but no one knows the first one.

People marching to the drums
Everybody's having fun
To the sound of love!

So a summary of this week thus far:

Matthew = mysognist
Yogin = tired
Shayne = sick
Michael = self-pitying (as usual)
Hubert = depressed
me = stressed

Ugly is the world we're in
If I'm right then prove me wrong
I'm stunned to find a place we belong

IT'S SO PRETTY!!!!!

Even if it is Eowyn...

I remember the first time I saw that.. I wanted to be her so badly.

She even marries Faramir at the end.. *CRIES*

NEW MCFLY VIDEO!!!!!

Actually there's two, but this one is like my favorite fast song right now!!!1

And it's completely hilarious.

Tom gets kicked in the balls. :D
Danny, Harry, and Dougie are the 3 amigos. Highly disturbing.

AND.. most of all... You can still see Danny's beautiful face underneath that massive glob of curls.

GREAT

So I just cleaned out my binder, right? But I was too lazy to put it all in my "archives" binders for the semester, so I left a bunch of it out on my desk.

And it just so happened that my math hw was at the top, the one that I got 15/18 out of on.

And it just so happened that my dad walks by and sees it.

"WHAT? What is that? What'd you miss so much on? OMG!!"
"Dad it's just homework!"
"Homework!? How could you miss so much on hw? Do you not understand it? OMG!"
*I turn the hw over*
"Why are you covering things up from me? Why don't you tell me when you get things wrong? Why do you live like you're a thief and you're hiding what you stole from me? OMG! You're ruined for life if you dont' tell the truth! What did you miss?"
"OMG DAD IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!"

SERIOUSLY IT'S JUST HOMEWORK.
So I can't say, "It's cuz I didn't do it!" cuz then I'd get shot for not doing it.
And I also can't say, "I just got it wrong!" cuz then he'd demand to see it and try to help me on it and then I'll be even more screwed when he goes through it all and sees what I did and blah blah blah.

ARGH. So he asks, "Why don't you tell me these things? Why do you hide things from me like a thief? "
UM BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AND YOU BLOW EVERYTHING OUT OF PROPORTION AND YOU FREAK OUT AND THINK I'M FAILING AT LIFE! ARGH!

Sometimes I really wish I could read minds. Yes yes I know. Tis a curse and blah blah blah, but I just wish I could know what certain people are thinking. Yes I probably won't like what I hear, but still... I don't agree with ignorance is bliss in this instance.

MUST READ BIO!

Tell me to stop distracting me!
I need a camera.
My finger itches.
MCFLY HAVE A NEW MUSIC VIDEO!

Home is where the heart is
It's where we started
Where we belong!

What else can I say... Liverpool won! 4-0!!!!
And Everton lost! 2-0!!!
We are 4th. They are 10th. Things are basically back to normal (though we should be like.. 1st :D)

We could be together!
Change the world forever!

You're dreaming all away
One love! One life!
That's enough to get you through the night!

Enough McFly lyrics. I just redecorated my binder. Tis very beautiful. No McFly at all though. How sad. Apparently people think I'm a pedophile now because the pictures I had of Danny and Dougie made them look like 12 year olds. And since I have no colour printer, I am incapable of printing out more pictures... so sigh.. now it's Elvish, Liverpool, random pictures, English flag, Liverpool again, and Vicky's beautiful Spiderman.

How interesting... if you search "Liverpool" on google images, 12 of the first 20 results are all of the football club. Show you how much people care about Everton... as in, they don't.



Whee I love them.

I NEED TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!!!!!!

I AM IN DIRE NEED TO DO SO!!!!

But no, instead, I sit here with piled up work that I continue to put off.

LOVELY!

I wonder what it's like to fly so high
I wonder if someday I'll be good with goodbyes

Sitting and watching the world going by
Is it true when we die we go up to the sky?

Such a long, long way to go
Where I'm going I don't know
I'm just following the road
for a walk in the sun
For a walk in the sun...

RECAP TIME!!!

Thursday
SHAYNE'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

So Amy and I went into 2nd period Roach and sang him happy birthday. He turned purple. It was hilarious! Halfway through the song, some guy asks, "Wait. Who's Shayne?"
so sad.

Then at lunch, Amy, Yogin, Vicki, and I all squeezed into Maddie's car and ran to Baskin Robbins to get him a cake. Knowing me, it took 5 years to decide which one and I think the Baskin Robbins guy wanted to kill me, but yes it was very pretty.
And then we entered Hinman 5th period and sang to him and Jesse was on drugs. Shayne liked the Letters of JRR Tolkien (WHICH I AM BORROWING BTW!!!!), but wouldn't eat the bloody cake. It was very offending and it made me sad. *CRY*
And so
I caked him. :D

I must say that even if Shayne hates me now (as I have not spoken to him since Thursday evening--AHH THE DISTRESS!! I MUST LAMENT AND SING A DIRGE!), it was well worth it. You don't understand. Shayne with cake on his face and in his hair... I was so disappointed no one had a camera. Once in a lifetime thing right there.

I think Hinman enjoyed it more than anyone else. 'Toby dammit' thrust into the limelight quite against his will.. how amusing.

And so, mellon nin, happy birthday to you and don't worry, you'll be embarrassed next year as well. To address the hatred that is probably stirring in your heart right now, it's good for you!!! What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! :D

And they say that birthdays should be fun for the person... more like fun for me!

Friday
Left at lunch for Cypress College speech & debate competition. I was in the same room as Shoshee, and the first round was quite dismal indeed. What in blazes is the alternative minimum tax? I spent 5 and a half hours on my article the night before. I was nearly crying from frustration and stress. I gave up even attempting to research. So when it came to a debate that was centered around technicality and finance and not on emotion and ethics, I was utterly lost. I didn't speak. Shocking, isn't it?
Ripped someone's face out in the Military Commissions Act debate 2nd round though. SHOSHEE WOULDN'T SPEAK OMG! She was so afraid of the people in our room.. I admit that it was a very, very, very challenging room. I mean seriously, five of us made finals, but it's better to speak than to just sit there. That's what debate IS. Going up there and facing people who want to destroy you and destroying them back. That's the best part for me! Hehe I'm so mean. I like to make people cry.

Rushed back to Troy to catch Deadwood Dick, which, exceeding my wildest expectations, was amazing!! I was very skeptical at first, "Oh great... Western play... Great.." but it was hilarious. Royston did very well (I was very surprised. :-P), even if it was seriously disturbing to see him carry a girl over his shoulder and then try to rape another one. And he was a bartender.
Michael, this is not good for your resume as you strive to become the future pope.
hehe jkjk.
But overall, it was really amazing! I wanted to see Matt Tims, but Devan was good, of course. I really liked the old man and then Ned Harris & Wild Bill or whatever their names were.
Good job!!!!!

Saturday
Got up early in the morning and went back to Cypress for round 3. Megan's Law, with which Yogin is obsessed, I might add. (OMG SHAYNE THAT SUCH A YOU SENTENCE) I did relatively well I guess, but I liked my MCA rant better.
Cypress is very pretty. They've got this artificial lake in the middle of the campus with two fountains in the middle surrounded by patches of green grass. So pretty... And at night all the buildings light up with blue lights.
Anyway, given the fact that I didn't speak at all in the 1st round, which basically amounts to a 0 score, I didn't think I had any chance of making finals whatsoever. I was going to leave at lunch before they announced finals, but Yogin convinced me to stay for a while.
To my shock and relative dismay as I wanted to leave and was utterly unprepared, I somehow made it... No idea how. Those judges had to be crazy. So I had to stay for yet another round... Genocide in Darfur. It was really annoying, as the opposition basically began debating the wording of the bill and not the issue itself. I was the last proposition speaker (thanks to the awesome PO) and I didn't do too badly I guess. Danielle and Yogin were there watching, but Yogin had to leave halfway through and still has never seen me debate. Mwahaha.
Didn't stay for awards, so have no idea how I did. We'll see.

And now I am putting off homework. :D

SO EXHAUSTED!!!!!

BUT MUST RESEARCH!!!!!

I know that these surveys are absolutely pointless and that no one really cares cuz I do so many of them, but they make me feel better alright?

Besides, I have come to find that they quite aptly and indirectly capture many different facets of personality and mood.

SO.... because I don't really care about immigration policies at the moment:

I am a cuddler.
Yea... me gusta. :D

I am a morning person.
Not really, no.

I am an only child.
yup

I am currently in my pajamas.
true

I am currently pregnant.
false

I am currently single.
false

I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
oy

I am left handed.
false

I am married.
false

I am addicted to my myspace.
ew false

I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
false

I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first.
surprisingly, yes... about 75% of the time. Some people just click, but yeah... I'm really bad at first impressions.

I bite my nails.
mostly no

I can be paranoid at times.
omg.. yes.. it's really annoying.

I don't like anyone.
false

I enjoy country music.
not really

I enjoy jazz music.
ew no false

I enjoy smoothies.
no i don't actually.

I enjoy talking on the phone.
yay!

I have a car.
no... MINI COOP!!

I have a cell phone
true

I have/had a hard time paying attention at school
most of the time no

I have a hidden talent
haha probably.. something strange about me.. that's not hard to find

I have a lot to learn
true

I have a pet.
false

I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" guy/girl
eh i don't know

I have all my grandparents
false, now.

I have at least one brother
no

I have been to another country
englandddddddddddddddddddddd
china
ireland
korea
canada
japan

I have been told that I am smart
yes; don't believe a lot of it anymore

I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor
hahaha yes

I have OR HAD broken a bone
niet

I have Caller I.D. on my phone.
non

I have bathed someone
no..

I have changed a diaper
oh god no

I have changed a lot over the past year.
oui

I have done something illegal.
my existence should be made illegal according to some

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
ew no never!!!!

I have had major/minor surgery.
no

I have killed another person
not yet

I have had my hair cut within the last week.
haha yes actually

I have mood swings
o yes.. i apologize

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
yes and no
I know what I would LIKE to do.
I don't know what I will probably do.

I have rejected someone before.
have I? I don't think so. not directly anyway

I have seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
ahhhhh MY OWN! MY LOVE! MY PRECIOUS!

I have seen the television show The O.C.
no

I like Shakespeare.
My bounty is as boundless as the sea
My love as deep
The more I give to thee the more I have
For both are infinite

O how I love that man

I like the taste of blood.
I am not a vampire... I may be completely in love with one, but I am not one myself.

I love to cook.
No

I like to sing.
As I say... there is a song for everything. I think people are glad when I finally stop singing.

I love Michael Jackson
um no

I love sleeping.
that sounds REALLY nice right about now

I love to play computer games.
NEVER!

I love to shop.
not really. I get pretty irritated about an hour in. "JUST SHUT UP AND BUY ONE!"

I miss someone right now.
yes

I own 100 CDs or more
I've never counted, but maybe

I own and use a library card
yes!

I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
YES!

I sleep a lot during the day.
no.. "sleeping through the day cuz I work at night. can't help the way things are coming alive!"

I strongly dislike math
not STRONGLY.. i don't like it, but i don't hate it.

I was born in a country other than the US.
no

I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
hahahah no, unlike senora menna

I will try almost anything once.
that's debatable

I work at a job that I enjoy.
I will say that I love Troy.. I will keep telling myself that for if I do not, my life is meaningless.
OMG HINMAN IS GETTING TO ME!

I would classify myself as ghetto.
how is one "ghetto"?

I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
NO!

I am currently wearing socks.
NO! I HATE SOCKS!

I am tired.
*falls over asleep*

I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
watercolour makes me happy

I have had/have a broken heart
yeah yeah whatever

I consume at least 1 alchoholic drink every month
um no

I have a screen name
yes

1. Are u wearing a necklace?
nope

2.does your computer have a mouse?
yes

3. Who is the main person you talk to in each of your classes?
However depressing this is: HUBERT
English: Hubert/Norman/Chris Patuwo/Tisa
Business: Tisa & Hubert
Calc: Hubert, An, Kathleen, Mr. Koci
APUSH: Jesse, Hubert
Spanish: Chris, Hubert, Mainer, Menna, Celia (in that order)
Oracle: YAY! NO HUBERT! Kathleen, Shoshee, David, Amity, Crystal, Winston, Nataly
Bio: David!!! Hubert, Norman, Kathleen, Sayak

So basically: Hubert..

4. Do you like school?
I guess, in the end...

5. What color is your shirt?
white

6. How many bedrooms do you have in your house?
4

7. What song are you listening to?
"Too Close For Comfort"--McFly

8. What was the last mall you've been to?
Brea probably.. wait no!! Shockingly... The Block at Orange cuz of JSA

9. Are you alone?
well my dad's downstairs

10. Do you have any older siblings?
nope

11. What is the last thing you ate?
a double cheeseburger from McDonalds

12. Who was the last person to come over to your house?
Kathleen probably.. no one ever comes here

13.Who was the last person to call you?
Kathleen

14. Who was the last person who texted you?
um... probably Shayne.. or Vicki.. the only two people who text me

15. What time is it?
11:52 PM, Pacific Standard Time

16. What should you be doing?
researching debate topics

17. Who is the last person you IMed?
andy

18. Did you go out to eat yesterday?
yesterday was too long ago.. I don't think so

19. What are you thinking about right now?
sleep

20. What color are your pants?
purple actually

21. What color is your keyboard?
silver

22. What do you feel like eating/drinking?
I am really thirsty at the moment... iced tea

23. Are you in college?
not yet

24. What is the last word you wrote?
football :D

25. Are you bored?
sleepy more like it

26. How many teeth do you have?
uh.. how many are we supposed to have?
OO I USED TO KNOW THAT

28. Do you wear glasses?
I am right now

29. What color are your shoes?
black

31. Last thing you drank?
niyati's pepsi that she didn't want anymore

34. Who do you love?
the person who gives me research

35. What are you doing right now?
this thing

37: what are you looking at now?
my wallet

38. What's the last words you said?
"yeah".. the occasional, acknowledging "yeah" when your dad goes on a rant you're not really listening to

39. Do you have lip gloss on?
no.. don't own any anyway

40. Do you have eyeliner on?
ew no i'm not emo.. besides, i'd hurt myself if I tried.

41. Did u realize there was no question number 36?
no i fail at life

42. Do you have a cut on your pointer finger?
So I saw "pointer" and immediately thought Dougie... as in Dougie Poynter...
but no, though now I am probably jinxed

43. Where is your cell phone?
uh... where is it anyway... oh on the floor under my feet charging

44. Do you have any friends named robby?
ROBBIE FOWLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But no.. I knew a Robbie in junior high though

46. Do you have any friends named nikki?
no

47. Are you afraid of the dark?
*blushes* sometimes...

48. Did you used to watch "are you afraid of the dark"?
no used to freak me out so much

49. Do you like someone right now?
:D

50. What size shoe are you?
8.5

*YAWN*
I WANT TO SLEEP!!!!!
NO!!!! MUST HAVE RESEARCH SO I CAN KILL SOMEONE TOMORROW!
BUT SLEEP!!!!!!

Again, don't want to research debate resolutions and am daunted by the ginormous task of fixing my article.

And because Elsa delivered a scathing attack questioning why this wasn't up yet..

REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF:

NOW

Is your hair up?: just washed it so it's down in a towel
Is your phone right beside you?: yup
Do you have a bf/ gf?: yup
Do you wish you were somewhere else?: always
Do you have plans for tonight?: fix article!!! fix article!!!!! fix article!! oh research i suppose, even if I don't really give a damn at the moment. FIX ARTICLE!
Are you wearing makeup?: HAH
Are you wearing chapstick?: I really need some.
Are you cold?: not at the moment as I just got out of the hot, steamy shower
Are you tired?: nowadays, always
Are you excited?: eh.. not exactly
Are you watching t.v.?: no
Are you wearing pajamas?: yup!
Who's the last person you IMed?: Robin actually
Who's the last person that called you?: Yogin

PAST

Anything you regret?: ohhhhh don't even make me get into that. something's really bugging me at the moment actually.
Ever lied?: yes
Ever stuck gum under a desk?: ew no
Ever spit at someone?: haha that reminds me of that scene in Mulan, but no.
Ever kick something living?: I think I tried to kick Yogin today.. I usually miss and end up falling over myself.
Ever had your nails done?: i'm not sayak...
Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?: I've never actually gotten to the throwing up part, but this one time I was nauseous from crying.. I think I was having a seizure or something. I was like shaking all over and my body was like convulsing into weird shapes... It was freaky.

LAST WEEK

Had any plans last week?: um.. don't fail the bio test? which i did anyway?
Who did you see most last week?: uh... Kathleen probably
Was last week interesting?: I can't remember that far back and my planner only lists bio test and The Stranger test.

TODAY

Have you cussed?: most likely
Have you yelled at someone? most likely.. probably Yogin. I wouldn't call what I did to Mainer yelling.
Have you gotten mad at someone?: yeah
Have you cried? today? no..
Have you called more than 3 people?: Kathleen, Yogin, my dad, Vicki.. yeah that's more than 3
Have you IMed more than 3 people?: Shayne, Robin, Elsa, yeah...
Have you eaten anything gross? my dad cooks... I didn't like my dinner much.

SPILL YOUR GUTS

Q. First thing you did this morning?: I had the nicest dream last night. I was actually REALLY mad at McFly for turning on and interrupting it.

Q. Last thing you ate?: dumplings

Q. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks? Christmas!! as in PRESENTS! :D

Q. What's annoying you right now? debate competition tomorrow and Saturday.. must research. And I am annoying myself right now. Oh yeah and Anita cuz I always hate her.

Q. What's the last movie you saw? um. Love Actually I think.

Q. Do you believe in long distance relationships?: I'm... divided on that one. On the one hand, I like to believe that it's possible and I have immense respect for people who can pull it off, but it is very, very hard.

Q Where is the last place you went?: school.. how depressing

Q: Who is the last person you called?: Um.. Yogin

Q: Been cheated on?: Amy has a different guy every 4 days... so yeah :D

Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now? better be-jkjk

Q: Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity): love because I am an overly-sentimental, delusional, melodramatic Romantic

Q: Do you wish on stars?: it's so pretty

Q: Does it work?: It just makes me feel better wishing alright? EW human weakness.. I just proved the human necessity for a godlike deity... oh well stars are pretty.

Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off: I DO NOT WEAR SHOES!!!

Q: When did you last cry? Was it last week that I was PMSing?

Q: Do you like your handwriting? yes!

Q: Are you a friendly person? depends on who it is i'm talking to, how I'm feeling. I CAN be a very friendly person...

Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world? haha probably

Q: Who's bed did you sleep in last night? mine

Q: What color shirt are you wearing? white

Q: Do you have any pets? no

Q: What is the color of your bedsheets? no idea actually

Q: What were you doing at 9 last night? my article probably.. what I'll be doing at 9 tonight as well.

Q: last person you talked to: Yogin

Q: When is the last time you saw your dad? right now

Q: Look to your left: article... glaring at me.. daunting me with its horridity

Q: Ever cried yourself to sleep? why does every one of these things ask this? yes for the last time

Q: Ever cried on your friends shoulder? haha yeah.. its a girl thing I think

Q: Song that makes you cry? "Too Close For Comfort"--McFly, "Into the West"--Annie Lennox. There's more... I cry pretty easily.

Q: Are you a normally happy person? I guess so.

Q: Is your self-esteem low? haha depends on what it is... on some things I have no self-esteem whatsoever; on others, I am as arrogant as you can possibly get.

Q: What color are your eyes? brown

Q: Long or Short Hair: AHH IT USED TO BE LONG!!!

Q: Current Music? silence unfortunately, as my dad's being Nazi about the music again...

"Friday Night" is really growing on me.

So I got very interesting reactions to my hair today.
"Fobby"
"AWW SO CUTE!"
"It makes you look older"
"It makes you look more feminine."
"It makes you look edgy"--That one was Kathleen, and as Andy says, "Kathleen thinks turtlenecks are edgy. Her judgement doesn't count."
"IT'S SO SHORT!"
"Elaine, that's not short. I think you should cut off 2 more inches."--Robin

I have yet to get used to it...

While I was getting my hair cut yesterday (disastrously I have now decided, as I look even more Asian than before, and in my book, that's not a good thing. Not like Asian like yay Chinese, like fobby, Troy girl Asian.. ew.), but anyway, while I was sitting there getting my hair snipped off, "The Christmas Shoes" came on and I thought of Andy. And then today I watched "Love Actually" and remembered how Kathleen, Andy, and I had watched that in the summer at my house while my parents were gone.

And then I went to Borders today and saw a book on pilots and flying and then an advertisement for Pirates of the Carribean 2 and I thought of Elsa.

We're a picture in my mind
When I want to find you
I just close my eyes
You'll never be far from me
So don't say goodbye
Cuz you'll never be far from me
I'm telling myself

I will remember you
and all of the things that we've gone through

When we're not together
I will remember you...

Just wanted to say:
I miss you a lot.
*hug*

When you say you love me
The earth goes still
So still and silent
And when you say you love me
For a moment there's no one else alive

Back in love with Monsieur Groban

What does everyone want for Christmas? I got Shayne's birthday present just right now, but now I have no idea what to get everyone else.

What do I want for Christmas anyway?

1. The Devil Wears Prada DVD
See the problem with this one is that everyone's gonna get me this and I'll wind up with 4 copies. I'm asking my Secret Santa for this. :D
2. Love Actually DVD
3. Vienna Teng CDs
4. a Liverpool 2006-2007 home jersey with Xabi Alonso on the back
5. a Lord of the Rings poster
6. a Wicked poster
7. a Rent poster
8. McFly poster
9. sheet music for Wicked
10. anything with McFly on it
11. anything with England on it
12. a plane ticket to England
13. anything with Tolkien on it (as in like Frodo's face or something, like the Official Guide to the Movie.. lots of nice pretty pictures that i can plaster everywhere)
14. The Letters of JRR Tolkien
15. The Histories of Middle Earth (I have the Silmarillion, the Book of Lost Tales, and the Unfinished Tales) I would really like to have the Lays of Beleriand

Um i'm sure there's lots of other stuff I can't think of. I really don't want that much this year... I don't really watch new movies or like new music so yeah.
Come up with something yourself! I like surprises!
:D
NOW WHAT DO YOU LOT WANT?

Since Elsa requested a survey to clog up her xanga and because I don't want to do calc or study bio:

1. Made out for more than 3 minutes?
Um... I've never timed it, but maybe.

2. Slept in a different bed?
um yeah, who hasn't?

3. Made out in a movie theatre?
um actually no

4. made out with 2 different people in one night?
hahah no. what is this and making out?

5. Thought your cousin was hot?
um ew no

6. Been in love?
define "love"

7. Slept?
haha i slept till 12:45 today and thought it was like 7 AM

8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex?
no

9. Gone over the speed limit?
no, unlike YOGIN

10. Painted your room?
no but i want to!

11. Drove a car?
yup.. isn't it scary?

12. Danced in front of your mirror?
no actually. i sing though!

13. Gotten a hickey?
no

14. Been dumped?
o lovely

15. Stole money from a friend?
no i don't think

16. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
yea, but not without someone I really knew there already

17. Been in a fist fight?
no

18. Snuck out of your house?
haha no.. imagine what would happen to me

19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
ah.. who hasn't?

20. Been arrested?
not yet

21. Made out with a stranger?
no

22. Left your house with out telling your parents?
you don't understand.. i DON'T leave the house. :D

23. Had a crush on your neighbor?
ew no

24. Ditched school to do something more fun?
me... ditch?!?? I RUN to class, seriously.

25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same or opposite sex ?
have you ever heard of sleepovers?

26. Seen someone die?
no

27. Been on a plane?
argh the smell makes my nauseous, but if it's to England, I really don't mind!

28. Kissed a picture?
hahaha.. *BLUSHES*

29. Slept in until 3?
yup

30. Love someone or miss someone right now?
*sniffle*

31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
yes.. If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Ahh I love those lyrics... even if they're supposedly overplayed now. I don't know.. liked the song in like June and then apparently it got famous.

32. Made a snow angel?
nope

33. Played dress up?
story of kathleen and me

34. Cheated while playing a game?
of COURSE NOT! :D

35. Been lonely?
yeah... at times
I'm so sick of being lonely
This is killing me so slowly

Now I'm singing such a sad song
These things never seem to last long
Something that I never planned on
Help me baby I'm so sick of being lonely!

hehe there's a song for everything

36. Fallen asleep at work/school
alright fine very rarely

37. Been to a club?
no

38. Felt an earthquake?
yeah in the 2nd grade.. i usually sleep through them, but that one happened during school

39. Touched a snake?
OMG *FREAKS OUT*

40. Ran a red light?
not yet

41. Been suspended from school?
no

42. Had detention..
nope :D

43. Been in a car
uh... I think everyone in America has

44. hated the way you look?
oh yeah. every once in a while lately for some strange reason. The idea of makeup even came into my head once, before I was seriously revolted with myself and my personal weakness. That and because I'd like.. kill myself doing it.

45. Witnessed a crime?
isnt' jay-walking a crime?

46. Been lost?
hahaaha at Troy, in my junior year.. special ed classroom... OH SHUT UP

47. Been to the opposite side of the country?
yup

48. Felt like dying from embarrassment?
story of my life

49. Cried yourself to sleep?
I think the count is at... 4 right now. I have weird moods. Certain events and emotions get stuck in my head.

50. Sang karaoke?
OH YEAH. I don't even need the karaoke.. I just start singing, much to everyone around me's dismay.

51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
probably, even though I can't recall a specific instance right now

52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
OKAY WHY DO YOU ALL FIND PROVOKING ME TO DO THAT SO HILARIOUS?

53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
I want to!

54. Kissed in the rain?
I shall! No not upside down like freakin Spiderman.. stupid Hubert..

55. Sung in the shower?
:D

56. Had a dream that you married someone?
oh shut up. *blushes* I think I've only ever dreamt of the actual.. like.. wedding once. Wait twice. Once was with the really hot British sailor guy with brown hair and green eyes and a really sweet smile somewhere in the 19th century or something. I was in a dress or some other ugly contraption with hoops. (I think I'd been watching Pirates or something) and then the other was this wedding where I couldn't make up my mind who I was marrying.. it was strange.

57. played getting married?
um.. i don't think Kathleen and I have done that. No.

58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
um I've never tried that

59. Ever gone to school partially nude?
uh what? WHY

60. Been a ?
probably

61. Sat on a roof top?
no! I want to though. It's one of those things that I would be terrified out of my mind to do, but I want to anyway, like bungee jumping.

62. Didn't take a shower for a week?
ew ew ew ew

63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
oh god.. me and scary movies.. even with like 1426987 people around.. NO

64. Played chicken?
haha that always reminds me of James Dean in "Rebel Without A Cause"

65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
yes. I liked it. That was a very fun day. :)

66. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
um no

67. Broken a bone?
shockingly no

68. Been easily amused?
ooo shiny...
apparently my favorite mode of entertainment is McFly, which equals very very very easily amused. :D

69. Laugh so hard you cry?
haha I love it. It's so painful.

70. Cheated on a test?
...

71. Forgotten someone's name?
at some point in my life, yes

72. Blacked out from drinking?
no

73. Played a prank on someone?
haha probably.. i'm usually the person who gets the prank pulled on though

74. Gone to a late night movie?
haha Brokeback Mountain with Kathleen. Oh yes.. it was hot. :D

75. Made love to anything not human?
ew noooo

76. Failed a class?
nope not yet

77. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
um I don't know.

78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours?
that is painful, but no

79. Cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend?
no

80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
um I don't remember. We never do anything special really

81. Thrown strange objects?
haha probably

82. Felt like someone?
uh sure?

83. Thought about running away?
haha like twice. I could never go through with it though.

84. Ran away?
I don't think I could handle that.

85. Had detention and not attend it?
ew detention never!

86. Made parents cry?
yeah yeah didn't feel too bad about it though

87. Cried over someone?
:(

88. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
ew I HATE THOSE THINGS

89. Dated someone more than once?
no... knowing me, I probably would though

90. Have a dog?
no

91. Own an instrument?
yup

92. Been in a band?
haha no

93. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
wow.. no i don't think so

94. Broken a cd?
my dad has. oh yes. i remember those occasions.

95. Shot a gun?
yes--isn't that frightening?

96. Been on myspace for more than 5 hours?
ew myspace ew

98. Have a major crush on someone right now?
hahaha Danny

99. Have a religion?
no and proud of it

100. Thought about what people would say at your funeral?
I've wondered and then decided I probably don't want to know.

Okay SATs are getting REALLY ANNOYING.
So I took the SAT II Math this morning, and unbelievably, I can't even fathom how it happened, I didn't finish. So I went through the test once and then doubled back for like... 5 questions I wasn't sure about... namely probability. And when I was just about to finish the 3rd one, the proctor calls time. She didn't give a warning.. damn her. So yes, I left 3 questions blank.
MY DAD FREAKS OUT.
And now everything is like... 'It's okay if you don't go to the best college. You were never good at math. Just come to terms with it."
Uh.. dad. I NEVER SAID I was good at math. I never said I even LIKED math. I think it's YOU who needs to come to terms with it.

Like, EVERYTHING in my dad's world right now is the freakin SATs, and while it's nice that he cares so much, ARGHH!!!

O yeah and I just went out and got a haircut. It's too short... ew.. It's quite annoying. It's like a inch below the shoulder and I'm highly annoyed. And my dad can tie EVEN A HAIRCUT to the SATs.
"You should have had it cut last week."
"What? Why?"
"Because then you probably would have finished the test."
"WHAT?"
"Long hair sucks all the nutrients out that should've gone to your brain. If you had short hair, you would have finished. You know how swimmers wear swimming caps so they can swim faster? You should cut your hair or shave it so you can test better."

WHAT

SAT II Math tomorrow.. I'm gonna fail. Seriously. I REALLY should have taken it in May... Damn me forgetting to sign up. I KNEW trig and stuff then. You don't use all that in calc.. argh... I don't remember anything.
MUST HAVE 800!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, got a 2260 on my SAT I. Tis alright. I'll take it again just to see (NOT ANOTHER FIVE HOURS!!!), but I won't die if I don't beat that.

So we were did a lab on DNA today in bio, and it included isolating your own DNA. David and I did it together as usual (much to his dismay) and he was doing the actual "isolating" part while I was cleaning.
David: Hey it's Elaine's DNA!
Kathleen: It looks like sperm!

*SIGH* and if THAT wasn't enough.

David: Hey Elaine, Kathleen thinks your DNA looks like sperm.
Elaine: WHAT?
*30 seconds later*
Elaine: Hey can I see my sper--DNA I MEANT!

Okay I MEANT DNA but like... Kathleen's little comment was playing in my head.
So Hubert starts tormenting me about it, "OH ELAINE, you have SPERM! I KNEW Yogin was the girl in the relationship!"
me: Just because you don't have any Hubert!