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tonight has been a night for ridiculous yet hilarious conversations! andy and simon. simon's still going, and is killing me with his ridiculous details. here's andy's; he was enlightening me on the properties of a mysterious substance named WATER

DSluvr4evr7: i'm thirsty
En Hwei: well, usually people solve that dilemma through somethiing called "drinking water"
En Hwei: I'm not sure if you've heard of such tactic before
En Hwei: it's quite profound, this drinking water
DSluvr4evr7: wow
DSluvr4evr7: really now
DSluvr4evr7: tell me more
DSluvr4evr7: enlighten me, o great one
DSluvr4evr7: what is this water u speak of
En Hwei: well, usually, there is an outlet for this amazing "water"
En Hwei: it's from a magical source, somewhere called... the "sink"
En Hwei: you must venture forth to a faraway destination called the "kitchen"
En Hwei: there, you shall encounter a white , hallow, space, on which is attached a silver outlet
En Hwei: you must flip a switch next to it
En Hwei: and then, ONLY THEN, will such "water" be obtained
En Hwei: it is a energy-consuming journey, my dear elaine, so proceed with caution
DSluvr4evr7: wow
DSluvr4evr7: so much energy
DSluvr4evr7: i don't think i can make it
DSluvr4evr7: i have heard tell of such a wonderful substance, but also that...
DSluvr4evr7: its CONTAMINATED
En Hwei: alas
En Hwei: there doth exist thy enemy
DSluvr4evr7: i am fearful andy
DSluvr4evr7: thou must show me the enlightened path
En Hwei: do not fear, for such journey may be long, but rewarding
En Hwei: turn towards the door, elaine
DSluvr4evr7: what door?
En Hwei: um... the door to the kitchen!
En Hwei: (sorry, i dont know how ur house looks like)
DSluvr4evr7: there is NO door
DSluvr4evr7: to the kitchen
DSluvr4evr7: *runs into the wall*
En Hwei: oh... um... very well then...
En Hwei: (are you upstaris or downstairs?)
DSluvr4evr7: upstairs
DSluvr4evr7: heheh
En Hwei: oh well in that case, (insert weird elvish name here), thy journey will heighten in its danger
DSluvr4evr7: isilmë
En Hwei: u must proceed down these so called "stairs"
DSluvr4evr7: OMG
DSluvr4evr7: that perilous ever-menacing foe!
En Hwei: but beware, one false step, and you shall TRIP!
En Hwei: TRIP I SAY, TRIP!!!!
DSluvr4evr7: GASP
DSluvr4evr7: could it be?
DSluvr4evr7: me? a graceful, flawless elven lady--trip?!
DSluvr4evr7: some imperfection placed upon me?!
En Hwei: *sorry hang on...
En Hwei: *laugh till he chokes
En Hwei: *laughs some more, pounding fist on ground
En Hwei: *resumes to seriousness, but loses control and laughs some more
En Hwei: *regains seriousness again
En Hwei: now... venture forth!
DSluvr4evr7: ahaahha
DSluvr4evr7: i am still afraid o andy. i must sacrifice to your greatness, begging thou to protect me
En Hwei: ugh, look kid, just get the damn water unless you wanna die from thirst, okay?
DSluvr4evr7: hahahaaha
En Hwei: o man, it'
DSluvr4evr7: nice
En Hwei: d be so funny if gandolf said that
DSluvr4evr7: HAHAHAHAAH
DSluvr4evr7: HAAAAAAAAAa
DSluvr4evr7: gandAlf
DSluvr4evr7: thank you very much
DSluvr4evr7: but HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
DSluvr4evr7: *water comes out of nose from laughter*
DSluvr4evr7: literally
En Hwei: look you friggin hobbit, it's just a damn ring, just go get it and let's carry on instead of being stuck here on this screen from 3.5 hours
DSluvr4evr7: see what this WATER did?!
En Hwei: haha
En Hwei: r u serioulsy thirsty? cuz you wouldve gotten water by now
DSluvr4evr7: hahaha.. i've drunk about a waterbottle full already
DSluvr4evr7: i just played along
DSluvr4evr7: cuz it was funny
DSluvr4evr7: stupid, but hilarious
DSluvr4evr7: but seriously, that water did hurt my nose
En Hwei: WHAT? I have granted you my full wisdom, yet all this time, the goal hath been accomplished?
DSluvr4evr7: ay, alas i must admit my sin
En Hwei: haha, that'd be funny
DSluvr4evr7: forgiveth me, o great one
DSluvr4evr7: if the ring was already destroyed
En Hwei: "what? hey, the ring's not in this volcano! "
En Hwei: "oh sorry, guys, i meant to tell you that i already got it"
En Hwei: "grr- so you're saying that you sent me and sam out on this quest, that we could've DIED on... for NOTHING?"
En Hwei: "well, you got some good excercise didnt you?"
DSluvr4evr7: erm
DSluvr4evr7: you're not supposed to GET IT
DSluvr4evr7: you're supposed to DESTROY it
DSluvr4evr7: how can u DESTROY something if its already in there
DSluvr4evr7: *sigh*
DSluvr4evr7: ahhaa we should write a fan fic parody along these lines
En Hwei: haha
En Hwei: nah, it's cool
DSluvr4evr7: argh.. brb
DSluvr4evr7: now i gotta go to the bathroom
En Hwei: k
DSluvr4evr7: consequences of water
En Hwei: shall, i explian the bathroom?
En Hwei: that too, is a rather complicated journey
En Hwei: but as for the process i wont get into that...
DSluvr4evr7: o god
DSluvr4evr7: at least i won't have to go down those perilous stairs to get there..
DSluvr4evr7: andy.. my nose hurts--what do i do?!
DSluvr4evr7: dear andy...
DSluvr4evr7: u should start a column
En Hwei: well, it wouldn't help you much
DSluvr4evr7: it'd be entertaining to say the least
En Hwei: im sure
En Hwei: well, if you smack yourself in the face, the your nose won't hurt anymore
En Hwei: your whole face will
DSluvr4evr7: whoa
DSluvr4evr7: awesome
DSluvr4evr7: that's a good remedy
En Hwei: yep, u should try it
DSluvr4evr7: will banging my face against the wall have the same effect?
En Hwei: usually a heavy book will do the trick
DSluvr4evr7: wow
En Hwei: but wall is an excellent choice as well
DSluvr4evr7: *grabs hardbound copy of the Lord of the Rings*
DSluvr4evr7: *a full edition*
DSluvr4evr7: *OW*
DSluvr4evr7: andy!!
DSluvr4evr7: it still hurts
En Hwei: yikes
DSluvr4evr7: but now more parts hurt
En Hwei: well, it did solve ur original question, no?
DSluvr4evr7: o divine andy.. thou hast deceived me!!
DSluvr4evr7: no!!
DSluvr4evr7: it still hurts!
En Hwei: well id love to continue our ridiclous banters
En Hwei: but i g2g
En Hwei: bye
DSluvr4evr7: aww
DSluvr4evr7: leaving me
DSluvr4evr7: namarië mellon nin
En Hwei signed off at 11:30 PM

yes, now after that ridiculous, yet brightening conversation that put a grin upon my face, i am STILL listening to West Side Story. GASP!!! i have to RETURN my DVD to BLOCKBUSTER (that evil realm) tomorrow morning!!! I SHALL DIE!!!!! i have to ENDURE a WHOLE WEEK without glancing upon that lovely face of TONY until my birthday on which kathleen BETTER get me that DVD!! Tony.. Tony...
Tonight, tonight, won't be just any night
Tonight there will be no morning star
Tonight, tonight I'll see my love tonight
And for us stars will stop where they are!