legovanan
simon is being cruel and violent!!!

SoCalldLadiesman: sweet
SoCalldLadiesman: i LOVE u
SoCalldLadiesman: not that i didnt already
DSluvr4evr7: haha of course
DSluvr4evr7: :-*
SoCalldLadiesman: IM SERIOUS!
SoCalldLadiesman: HOW DARE U DENY MY LOVE FOR U!
SoCalldLadiesman: I ORDER U TO COMMIT SEPUKKU!
DSluvr4evr7: hahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: MUAHAHAHAHA
SoCalldLadiesman: jp jp
DSluvr4evr7: except the problem is, i'm not a samurai and you are not my lord
SoCalldLadiesman: u dont' have to do it
SoCalldLadiesman: ahhh that's what u think
DSluvr4evr7: haha yea right
SoCalldLadiesman: see if i throw my coat down your u
DSluvr4evr7: hahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
SoCalldLadiesman: maybe if its an old coat
SoCalldLadiesman: then maybe...
DSluvr4evr7: phst... there's no conditions to chivalry
SoCalldLadiesman: but other than taht NEVER!
DSluvr4evr7: just like no conditions for bushido
DSluvr4evr7: u just DO it
DSluvr4evr7: there is no, if or when
DSluvr4evr7: its a way of life
SoCalldLadiesman: puahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: it's simons new code of chivalry/bushido
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: jp
SoCalldLadiesman: do u think i'd do that for u?
DSluvr4evr7: phst no
DSluvr4evr7: you're not european or japanese
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: true
SoCalldLadiesman: i wouldn't do it for u
DSluvr4evr7: thank you, gracious sir
DSluvr4evr7: would u do it for anyone?
SoCalldLadiesman: cuz i think you'd be smart enough not to walk into a puddle
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: yes i would
DSluvr4evr7: haha u'd be surprised
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
DSluvr4evr7: camron pushed me into one
DSluvr4evr7: actually more than one
SoCalldLadiesman: well that's different
DSluvr4evr7: matthew tricked me into one
SoCalldLadiesman: that too is different
SoCalldLadiesman: if cameron did tha
SoCalldLadiesman: t
SoCalldLadiesman: i'd push him into one
SoCalldLadiesman: while simultaneously laughing at u
SoCalldLadiesman: and if door did it we'd just laugh and keep walking
SoCalldLadiesman: cuz there
DSluvr4evr7: aahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: cuz there;s not use to try and trick 007
DSluvr4evr7: hahahahaha
DSluvr4evr7: its very easy trust me
DSluvr4evr7: do it all the time
DSluvr4evr7: he is the most oblivious person ever
DSluvr4evr7: whoa.. simon said simultaneously!
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: looks can be decievin
SoCalldLadiesman: g*
DSluvr4evr7: decEIving
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: sorrie bout that
SoCalldLadiesman: plz excuse my insolence
SoCalldLadiesman: *kowtows*
DSluvr4evr7: KE TOU damn it
DSluvr4evr7: i hate that
DSluvr4evr7: stupid europeans who screw up everything
DSluvr4evr7: in language
SoCalldLadiesman: ok hold on
SoCalldLadiesman: *ke tous*
DSluvr4evr7: *sigh*
DSluvr4evr7: pluralization
SoCalldLadiesman: oi oi
SoCalldLadiesman: sorrie but i don't know the rules of pluralization
SoCalldLadiesman: in chinese
DSluvr4evr7: alright alright
DSluvr4evr7: whatever
SoCalldLadiesman: i have brought dishonor to lady teng
SoCalldLadiesman: must....commit.....
DSluvr4evr7: haahaha
DSluvr4evr7: zi sha
DSluvr4evr7: in chinese
SoCalldLadiesman: zi sha
SoCalldLadiesman: *draws a pimped out short sword*
DSluvr4evr7: o god
DSluvr4evr7: who's cutting off your head?
SoCalldLadiesman: *picks up a sheet of EXTREMELY white paper and wraps it around the pimped out sword*
SoCalldLadiesman: ummmm
SoCalldLadiesman: 007?
SoCalldLadiesman: or is he too unorthodox with a sword?
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway it's 007
SoCalldLadiesman: so where was i
DSluvr4evr7: hahaha
DSluvr4evr7: 007 would miss and stab himself
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: ummm
SoCalldLadiesman: u?
SoCalldLadiesman: u know the RAGE and HATRED inside of you is just DYING to reveal itself
DSluvr4evr7: no..
DSluvr4evr7: me?? rage?
SoCalldLadiesman: yes..
SoCalldLadiesman: u!! rage!
DSluvr4evr7: *cowers*
SoCalldLadiesman: *smiles*
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway where was i
SoCalldLadiesman: *picks up a sheet of EXTREMELY white paper and wraps it around the pimped out sword*
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: u cutting off my head?
DSluvr4evr7: no
DSluvr4evr7: i don't have the RAGE inside me
SoCalldLadiesman: oi oi
DSluvr4evr7: i bet you lindsey would
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: fine
SoCalldLadiesman: for the time being
SoCalldLadiesman: lindsey would
SoCalldLadiesman: wait...
SoCalldLadiesman: y do u say that?
DSluvr4evr7: hahahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: hmmmmmmmmmm
SoCalldLadiesman: ic what's going on
SoCalldLadiesman: how dare u!
DSluvr4evr7: what do i dare?
DSluvr4evr7: good sir, do you falsely accuse me?
SoCalldLadiesman: *stands up and throws the pimped out short sword wrapped in EXTREMELY white paper at lady teng*
DSluvr4evr7: am i a blubbering blip now?
SoCalldLadiesman: well a dead one
SoCalldLadiesman: for the pimped out short sword wrapped in EXTREMELY white paper hits you between the eyes with deadly accuracy
DSluvr4evr7: o hell no
DSluvr4evr7: *007 steps in front of lady teng and deflects it*
SoCalldLadiesman: instantly shattering your skull and piercing your brain
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: just as i though
SoCalldLadiesman: 007 is a traitor
DSluvr4evr7: NEVER
DSluvr4evr7: not 007!1
SoCalldLadiesman: muahaha
DSluvr4evr7: not the brain!
DSluvr4evr7: anything but the brain!!!
SoCalldLadiesman: yes he is
DSluvr4evr7: grey matter is GOOD
SoCalldLadiesman: too late
SoCalldLadiesman: not only is blook now spewing out from the wound
SoCalldLadiesman: but grey matter as well
SoCalldLadiesman: bye bye algebra 2
SoCalldLadiesman: bye bye history
DSluvr4evr7: ewww
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahaha!
DSluvr4evr7: blook?
DSluvr4evr7: what the heck is blook?
DSluvr4evr7: OOOOo
DSluvr4evr7: BLOOD
DSluvr4evr7: i get it
DSluvr4evr7: whoops.. i'm a little slow there
SoCalldLadiesman: hahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: it's ok
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway with your death
SoCalldLadiesman: the towns ppl instantly celebrate
SoCalldLadiesman: and elect me SHOGUN
DSluvr4evr7: HEY!!!!!!!
SoCalldLadiesman: and i elect 007
DSluvr4evr7: I AM NOT COLLEEN THANK YOU
DSluvr4evr7: to be daimyo?
DSluvr4evr7: o great.. he's OMI now?
SoCalldLadiesman: my most trusted daimiyo
SoCalldLadiesman: muahaha
DSluvr4evr7: daimyo
DSluvr4evr7: ::sigh::
SoCalldLadiesman: and since u were lady teng u had a husband and 2 kids
DSluvr4evr7: o god
DSluvr4evr7: wait i did?!
SoCalldLadiesman: muahaha
DSluvr4evr7: who's my husband?
SoCalldLadiesman: yes u did
SoCalldLadiesman: idk but he died off
SoCalldLadiesman: making u lady teng
SoCalldLadiesman: SHOGUN
SoCalldLadiesman: but i killed u
SoCalldLadiesman: and as for your kids
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahahah
DSluvr4evr7: o god
DSluvr4evr7: wait?!?1 but who was he
DSluvr4evr7: damn it tell me
DSluvr4evr7: not lord buntaro or whatever u spell it
DSluvr4evr7: greatest archer in japan
DSluvr4evr7: i LIKEd that guy
SoCalldLadiesman: ummm orlando bloom?
DSluvr4evr7: but no...
DSluvr4evr7: damn he 's fine
SoCalldLadiesman: yes
DSluvr4evr7: orlando!!
SoCalldLadiesman: for he too is the greatest archer in middle earth
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: so it equals out
SoCalldLadiesman: fair?
DSluvr4evr7: hahha
DSluvr4evr7: legolas!!
DSluvr4evr7: *swoons*
DSluvr4evr7: fair
DSluvr4evr7: i'll sacrifice my grey matter for him
SoCalldLadiesman: no he is already dead
DSluvr4evr7: NEVER!!!!!!!!1
DSluvr4evr7: how did YOU happen to kill the greatest archer in all of middle-earth/japan
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
SoCalldLadiesman: fine i'll tell u the battle
DSluvr4evr7: o no
SoCalldLadiesman: haah
SoCalldLadiesman: ok
DSluvr4evr7: will it be graphic?
SoCalldLadiesman: eh
SoCalldLadiesman: mildly?
SoCalldLadiesman: u can handle mild
DSluvr4evr7: o great you're worse than brent
DSluvr4evr7: i hope
SoCalldLadiesman: haah
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: i just happen to be the worlds greatest swordsman
SoCalldLadiesman: haa
SoCalldLadiesman: and one day i mean bloom in a bar
SoCalldLadiesman: and something happens and we challenge each other
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
DSluvr4evr7: o god
DSluvr4evr7: in a BAR
DSluvr4evr7: why in a BAR
SoCalldLadiesman: so anyway we do battle in a field
DSluvr4evr7: you?? SWORDSMAN?
SoCalldLadiesman: fine
SoCalldLadiesman: dam rite
DSluvr4evr7: first of all
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
DSluvr4evr7: in a field battle, an archer would kill a swordsman before he even got close enough to unsheath his sword
DSluvr4evr7: and i'm watching the new trailer for star wars episode 3
DSluvr4evr7: not anakin!!
SoCalldLadiesman: no
SoCalldLadiesman: haa
SoCalldLadiesman: darth vader
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: he shoots his arrows
SoCalldLadiesman: but me being the greatest swordsman
DSluvr4evr7: deflects them?
SoCalldLadiesman: i draw my sword at the speed of light
SoCalldLadiesman: and quickly slice them in 2
DSluvr4evr7: phst
DSluvr4evr7: u could not match light
DSluvr4evr7: nor legolas
SoCalldLadiesman: now suprised and angered
SoCalldLadiesman: bloom
SoCalldLadiesman: draws 10 arrows and launches them with deadly accuracy
DSluvr4evr7: yes!!
SoCalldLadiesman: i start to charge him deflecting 9
DSluvr4evr7: wait what
SoCalldLadiesman: and though i block the 10th
DSluvr4evr7: you start to charge AT him, WHILE deflecting 9?
DSluvr4evr7: it PIERCES YOUR HEART
DSluvr4evr7: and you DIE a GRUESOME DEATH
DSluvr4evr7: whoops
SoCalldLadiesman: as i am running
DSluvr4evr7: sry
SoCalldLadiesman: wait
SoCalldLadiesman: it;s ok
SoCalldLadiesman: so i block the 10th
SoCalldLadiesman: but bloom being the greatest archer in the world
DSluvr4evr7: launches another one?!
SoCalldLadiesman: quickly sets up and releases a 11
DSluvr4evr7: which pierces you heart, causing you to die a gruesome death?!
SoCalldLadiesman: yes
DSluvr4evr7: YES!!!!!!!!
DSluvr4evr7: whoops
DSluvr4evr7: :-X
SoCalldLadiesman: no
DSluvr4evr7: damn
SoCalldLadiesman: as he shoots
SoCalldLadiesman: i am in the process of slicing the 10th when i notice the 11th
DSluvr4evr7: u just want to drag this out, don't u
SoCalldLadiesman: quickly i draw my short sword
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: but am not quick enough
DSluvr4evr7: u were using the long sword before?
DSluvr4evr7: YES
DSluvr4evr7: that sounds good
SoCalldLadiesman: yes
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: and the arrow enters my chest
SoCalldLadiesman: *narrowly missing the heart*
DSluvr4evr7: damn
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
DSluvr4evr7: come on legolas
SoCalldLadiesman: sorrie
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: i stumble a little
SoCalldLadiesman: dropping one knee to the ground and using the long sword for support
DSluvr4evr7: haha i can just see u
DSluvr4evr7: wait.. is this at the Pelennor Fields?
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: idk
SoCalldLadiesman: somewhere open
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
DSluvr4evr7: ::sigh:: u don't know where you were
SoCalldLadiesman: he slowly sets up
SoCalldLadiesman: YES IN PELENNOR FIELDS
DSluvr4evr7: yay
DSluvr4evr7: GONDOR!!
DSluvr4evr7: minas tirith
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
DSluvr4evr7: meleth
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: he slowly sets up
SoCalldLadiesman: drawing the string of his bow
SoCalldLadiesman: aiming for my head
SoCalldLadiesman: i look up seeing this
SoCalldLadiesman: wait
SoCalldLadiesman: does it have to be realistic
SoCalldLadiesman: or do we have like supernatural powers?
DSluvr4evr7: o no
DSluvr4evr7: realistic
DSluvr4evr7: except legolas is perfect
DSluvr4evr7: hehehe
SoCalldLadiesman: dam
SoCalldLadiesman: ok
DSluvr4evr7: no
DSluvr4evr7: give me two version
DSluvr4evr7: s
DSluvr4evr7: one with supernatural powers, one without, and i'll tell u which one i like more
SoCalldLadiesman: ok
SoCalldLadiesman: so realistic first
SoCalldLadiesman: he aims
SoCalldLadiesman: and releases
DSluvr4evr7: and hits h
SoCalldLadiesman: the arrow flies the the air with deadly speed
DSluvr4evr7: si
SoCalldLadiesman: no
DSluvr4evr7: o come on your details are KILLING ME
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: that's rite
SoCalldLadiesman: ayway
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: it flies through the air
SoCalldLadiesman: and as it is about the kill me
SoCalldLadiesman: i summon what strength i have
SoCalldLadiesman: and strafe right
DSluvr4evr7: strafe?
SoCalldLadiesman: side step?
SoCalldLadiesman: so
SoCalldLadiesman: instead of the arrow hitting my heart
SoCalldLadiesman: it hits my left shoulder
SoCalldLadiesman: almost rendering my entire left arm useless
DSluvr4evr7: strafe means to rake
DSluvr4evr7: with fire
SoCalldLadiesman: sorrie
DSluvr4evr7: at close range, especially with machine guns
SoCalldLadiesman: i forgot how to spell it
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: it hits my left shoulder
SoCalldLadiesman: almost rendering my entire left arm useless
DSluvr4evr7: alright alright
SoCalldLadiesman: hah
SoCalldLadiesman: so i drop the short sword sword in my left due to the loss of my function in my left hand
DSluvr4evr7: okay..
SoCalldLadiesman: surprised by this dodge of the arrow
DSluvr4evr7: u know you're killing me here
SoCalldLadiesman: bloom sets up another arrow
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
SoCalldLadiesman: yea
SoCalldLadiesman: but my rage and hatred for this guy had just began to surface
SoCalldLadiesman: with my rage and hatred i get up and charge bloom with a new found energy
SoCalldLadiesman: a sense of panic consumes bloom
SoCalldLadiesman: and he shoots his arrow
DSluvr4evr7: rage and hatred?
DSluvr4evr7: for someone as perfect as him?!
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: yes
SoCalldLadiesman: anyway
SoCalldLadiesman: without the great concentration put into every shot
SoCalldLadiesman: his arrow was easily deflected
SoCalldLadiesman: he starts to step back
SoCalldLadiesman: drawing and shooting, drawing and shooting
SoCalldLadiesman: but each arrow has less and less concentration init
SoCalldLadiesman: and it easily deflected
DSluvr4evr7: phst
DSluvr4evr7: he's still great
SoCalldLadiesman: by now he is in cutting distance of my sword
SoCalldLadiesman: so i pull back my sword
SoCalldLadiesman: and slice with all my rage and hatred
DSluvr4evr7: never
DSluvr4evr7: he dodges gracefully, being elven
SoCalldLadiesman: and aim for the head
SoCalldLadiesman: that's what u think
SoCalldLadiesman: him being in panic
SoCalldLadiesman: he does not have the elven agility he once had
SoCalldLadiesman: so i slice his head off
DSluvr4evr7: phst impossible
DSluvr4evr7: i'll not believe it!!!
DSluvr4evr7: AHHH!!!
SoCalldLadiesman: in one graceful swing of my sword
DSluvr4evr7: *sobs hysterically without believing the evil murderer*!!!
SoCalldLadiesman: *pop*
SoCalldLadiesman: off with the head
DSluvr4evr7: POP?
DSluvr4evr7: people don't go POP when their beheaded!!
SoCalldLadiesman: and with this
SoCalldLadiesman: yea
SoCalldLadiesman: fine
SoCalldLadiesman: there is no sound
SoCalldLadiesman: until the gushing and spewing of his blood shoots up out of his neck
SoCalldLadiesman: like an erupting volcano
SoCalldLadiesman: MUAHAHAHAHAH
SoCalldLadiesman: how was that/
SoCalldLadiesman: u gotta admit it wa sok
SoCalldLadiesman: it was
SoCalldLadiesman: ok
SoCalldLadiesman: aww don't cry
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: he was the best i've ever fought
DSluvr4evr7: o god
DSluvr4evr7: *STABS SIMON IN RAGE, VENGEFUL HATRED*
SoCalldLadiesman: and the only one to every scar my PERFECT BODY!
DSluvr4evr7: ahahahah
DSluvr4evr7: of course
DSluvr4evr7: perfection in motion, eh simon?
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: there we go
SoCalldLadiesman: yea
SoCalldLadiesman: but what u don't know
DSluvr4evr7: o no what don't i know
SoCalldLadiesman: by killing me out of rage and hatred
SoCalldLadiesman: you've just doomed yourself
SoCalldLadiesman: to the DARK SIDE!
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: and your hands will forever be stained with the blood of the innocent
DSluvr4evr7: AHH
DSluvr4evr7: NEVER!!!
DSluvr4evr7: PHSt
DSluvr4evr7: INNOCENT?
DSluvr4evr7: YOU?!?!
DSluvr4evr7: NEVER
SoCalldLadiesman: and the un-deserving
SoCalldLadiesman: too late
SoCalldLadiesman: u kille dme
DSluvr4evr7: ah well... i'll damn myself if legolas will be there w/ me
SoCalldLadiesman: u killed me
DSluvr4evr7: hehee
DSluvr4evr7: you are NOT innocent
DSluvr4evr7: KILLER
SoCalldLadiesman: no
SoCalldLadiesman: no
SoCalldLadiesman: we fought for honor
SoCalldLadiesman: u killed me out of rage
SoCalldLadiesman: WAIT!
DSluvr4evr7: i regained HIS honor
SoCalldLadiesman: if i am the greatest swordsman
SoCalldLadiesman: how am i killed
SoCalldLadiesman: by sacrificing yours?
SoCalldLadiesman: ok
SoCalldLadiesman: while he will be honored
SoCalldLadiesman: your children
SoCalldLadiesman: piss on your grave
SoCalldLadiesman: and commit sepukku
DSluvr4evr7: HEY
SoCalldLadiesman: to regain their honor
DSluvr4evr7: alright NO
SoCalldLadiesman: muahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: take that
DSluvr4evr7: their parents died HONORABLY
SoCalldLadiesman: alright..
SoCalldLadiesman: YES
SoCalldLadiesman: no
SoCalldLadiesman: one did
SoCalldLadiesman: and it wasn;t u
SoCalldLadiesman: so it must be _________
SoCalldLadiesman:
DSluvr4evr7: defending their lives from a VICIOUS, BLOODTHIRSTY MURDERER NAMED SIMON
DSluvr4evr7: hey, whatever happened to my spilled grey matter, HUH?!
SoCalldLadiesman: no
SoCalldLadiesman: honorable
DSluvr4evr7: i sacrificed my MOST PRECIOUS asset
SoCalldLadiesman: it is to become shogun
DSluvr4evr7: o shut up
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: that's sad
SoCalldLadiesman: your brain?
SoCalldLadiesman: i mean
SoCalldLadiesman: it's important
SoCalldLadiesman: but u also have a great personality
SoCalldLadiesman: but i guess that doesn't mean anything to u
SoCalldLadiesman: maybe you're not as smart as i thought u were...
SoCalldLadiesman: i think u've been shamed
SoCalldLadiesman: i was jp
SoCalldLadiesman: you're smart
SoCalldLadiesman: smarter than i'll ever be
DSluvr4evr7: phst yea right
DSluvr4evr7: i have a great personality?
SoCalldLadiesman: wow now i feel bad
DSluvr4evr7: wow.. i'm honored
SoCalldLadiesman: u do
DSluvr4evr7: you MIGHT be honorable after all
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
SoCalldLadiesman: thanks
SoCalldLadiesman: anywa
SoCalldLadiesman: i gotta tell u the supernatural verson later
DSluvr4evr7: yea i know
SoCalldLadiesman: save this convo
DSluvr4evr7: i think i'll die from suspense
DSluvr4evr7: yes i wil
DSluvr4evr7: l
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: ok
SoCalldLadiesman: then give it to me tomorrow
DSluvr4evr7: alright alright
SoCalldLadiesman: dont worry i'll make a verson where i brutally get killed by your archer lover
SoCalldLadiesman: u knwo u love my stories
DSluvr4evr7: YES!
DSluvr4evr7: of course
DSluvr4evr7: i do
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
DSluvr4evr7: especially when you are brutally defeated by my archer lover
SoCalldLadiesman: hmm
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
SoCalldLadiesman: there's a catch 22
SoCalldLadiesman: ready?
SoCalldLadiesman: i scar him so bad he will be disfigured for life
DSluvr4evr7: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DSluvr4evr7: but i still love him
DSluvr4evr7: for its what inside that counts!
SoCalldLadiesman: too late
DSluvr4evr7: hahaha so cliche
SoCalldLadiesman: im forming it
DSluvr4evr7: o god no
DSluvr4evr7: NO!!
DSluvr4evr7: come on simom
SoCalldLadiesman: hah eh
DSluvr4evr7: *simon
SoCalldLadiesman: so are alot ofthing
SoCalldLadiesman: hahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: to00o late
DSluvr4evr7: i beggeth thee!
SoCalldLadiesman: so i cut his face....
DSluvr4evr7: i beseech thee humbly
SoCalldLadiesman: haha
DSluvr4evr7: i implore thee, with all the justice u have within
SoCalldLadiesman: no need for languages i cant understand
DSluvr4evr7: hahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: lol
SoCalldLadiesman: eh depends what i feel like tomorrow
DSluvr4evr7: come on simon, work with me
DSluvr4evr7: o great
DSluvr4evr7: watch, you get in trouble
DSluvr4evr7: u'll make legolas brain dead
SoCalldLadiesman: thanks for the ideas
SoCalldLadiesman: if u insist
DSluvr4evr7: O NO!!!
DSluvr4evr7: NEVER!!!!!!!!
DSluvr4evr7: i don't love brain dead people
DSluvr4evr7: i don't care what u look like
SoCalldLadiesman: O YES!!!
DSluvr4evr7: but if u can't speak to me
SoCalldLadiesman: hahaha
DSluvr4evr7: or hold intelligent conversations w/ me
DSluvr4evr7: argh
SoCalldLadiesman: hahahaha
SoCalldLadiesman: i'll cut out his tongues
DSluvr4evr7: oooooooooooo
SoCalldLadiesman: singular
DSluvr4evr7: >:o
SoCalldLadiesman: not plura
DSluvr4evr7: :-!
SoCalldLadiesman: plural
SoCalldLadiesman: muahaaha
DSluvr4evr7: :'(
DSluvr4evr7: =-O
DSluvr4evr7: you CRUEL, VIOLENT PERSON
SoCalldLadiesman: :-D
SoCalldLadiesman: :-D
SoCalldLadiesman: :-D
SoCalldLadiesman: :-D
SoCalldLadiesman: :-D
DSluvr4evr7: how dare you!!!!
SoCalldLadiesman: :-D
DSluvr4evr7: i'll still love him, if he's tongueless
DSluvr4evr7: singular

wow that was long...