I had a very traumatizing moment last night. I was reading Liverpool news and it featured this new, young Spanish forward we bought, Daniel Pacheco. I went to his biography to find out more about him and saw hiw birthday: May 1, 1991.
1991.

That was the first time in my life that a footballer, granted, one in the reserves and a youth player, but a footballer who played for Liverpool, was YOUNGER than me. It's so scary. I'm getting so old. Michael Owen had his peak at age 18, scoring all those goals for England and Liverpool. AHH!!! This marks a watershed moment!!