In philosophy today, Dickey spent the whole period predicting our futures. It was pretty hilarious, even though he was being totally serious and actually quite insightful.
Amy Zhu will be either a manager of HR (TOBY!) because Dickey sees her with the presence and the ability to crack down on people yet also be friendly and persuasive. That, or a museum curator or manager (WHICH I TOTALLY AGREE WITH!). We can totally see her as a curator on ancient Chinese artifacts or artwork, and I see her living in New York, working at the Met, and at the end of the work day, sitting at a bar with a martini in hand.
Raluca will be a psychologist since she is a good listener and very caring.
Saumya is the type of person Dickey would want to be his doctor, and Tisa will be a quiet research scientist mulling over her microscope. Chris Patuwo will also be a doctor.
Joseph Tseng is Dickey's future hairdresser. He did not take this well. :D Apparently it's because he's the person Dickey would love have dress his hair because he's so chatty and friendly the whole time and will talk you through. Andrew Tran would then be the guy who shares the salon and does the nails.
A better profession for Joe that Dickey also devised was an agent. I can totally see Joe (as Dickey demonstrated for us) going up to some director, getting really close and in his face, "Hey hey let me tell you about this guy. He's PERFECT for this role. Let's have lunch."
You should've seen Dickey's impression. It was HILARIOUS. Perfect sleazy salesman!
Sayak is the next Eliot Spitzer. He will rise meteorically through the party and then think that he is above the law, and will fall disastrously. That is, after he makes me Lieutenant Governor like he promised. Then I can be the blind black guy. :)
Lucia is a tennis coach because she is fit for nothing else. Esther Kim is the mother of five children. She got so mad at Dickey. "WHY FIVE? I ONLY WANT TWO! Is that all you think I'll do?"
"No Esther. No. You WILL have five." He shook his finger at her while he said it. It was hilarious. It was like.. I KNOW, I KNOW you will have five! YOU MUST!
"You'll fall head over heels in love with those kids and you'll beg your husband for more and you'll adore them."
Christina Lee will be the editor of a fashion magazine, which I totally see, even though she's a slacker who makes up quotes for yearbook. Grah.
Bobby Ling is the quintessential lawyer.
Claire Wang was an HR worker because she's very perceptive and observant.
Prem's was perfect. He'll be a sports doctor, the guy who hangs out in the locker room and slaps the players' butts with a towel. Haha he'd LOVE that.
Oren would be the perfect rabbi, but Dickey doesn't think he will be one, and otherwise, he's not sure. Brady Yoon will be the clueless, absent-minded but brilliant scientist who needs someone to take care of him while he's off in his own mental world dreaming up scientific formulas. He will meet some woman whose calling in love is to save a man, and they will make each other extremely happy because she will have a purpose. How cute.
Yogin, according to Amy, will be the gay personal shopper. Cornelia was jobless because Dickey couldn't pinpoint anything for her.
And me, I will be the crazy journalist who bangs on the doors of Myanmar and other closed nations screaming, "THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!!!!!!!"
Dickey did an impression of me, "I HAVE A DEADLINE! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!"
:)
I'm gonna look back on this 20 years from now and see! :)
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whose gay personal shopper would i be?
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