Moment of the day:
At dinner, my mother and I were discussing my grandmother's trip to Russia, and she says, "I want to go!!! Peteburger!"
I stare at her in utter incomprehension for a couple moments, before she repeats "Peteburger and Moscow!"
After a few more moments, she says these again in Chinese.
"YOU MEAN ST. PETERSBURG?!!"

WOW.

I really wish I were ambidextrous. Then I wouldn't have a dead hand after SIX ESSAYS FOR IB IN ONE FREAKIN DAY!