IT'S THE TWO OF THEM!!!



NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOTH OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT JUST REMINDED ME!!!! BOTH OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Spain out.
*cry*
Then I thought, surely England have to stay in.
England out.
*dies*
BRAZIL! BRAZIL ARE ALWAYS IN THE FINAL.
Two hours later, BRAZIL ARE WHAT?!!??!
*dies thinking about Kaka*

IT WAS ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PENALTIES!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY HELD ON TILL THE BITTER END AFTER WAYNE ROONEY DECIDED THAT RICARDO CARVALHO'S CROTCH WAS A GOOD PLACE TO STEP ON! NOT LIKE RICARDO CARVALHO'S GONNA DO ANYTHING WITH THAT AREA BECAUSE HE PLAYS FOR CHELSEA AND ALL THEY EVER DO IS STICK IT UP EACH OTHER'S ASSES AS JOSE MOURINHO TAUGHT THEM.

BUT THEN!! AFTER 120 MINUTES THAT THEY HELD ON.
FRANK FREAKIN LAMPARD.
LUMPARD.
FAT FRANK.
LAMPS.
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THE ONE TIME, ONE TIME I DON'T WANT HIM TO FAIL, HE MISSES!!!!!!!

OWEN HARGREAVES made it. I had HOPE.

And then up stepped THE BEAUTIFUL, THE PERFECT, THE HEROIC, THE UNFAILING, THE UNWAVERING LIVERPOOL SKIPPER.
WHAT DOES HE DO?
HE MISSES!!!!!!

AND WE GO CRASHING OUT!!!!!!!!!

But I still love him.

BUT ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!! ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!

They FINALLY started playing like England COULD, and they LOST.
They play UGLY and HORRIFIC and BORING, and they win.
They play beautifully and like England can, and they LOSE.
GAHHHH I DIE.

AND THEN KAKA!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK BRAZIL?!?!? FRANCE MADE YOU LOOK LIKE CHILDREN!!!

AWWW

I'm not jealous for once.
WOW.





Haha you got his full name and what we call him on there. I can just envision a little Ricardo playing on some abandoned field in a little town in Brazil and right when he displays a show of already sublime passing, a tinier little boy comes up and tugs at his shirt.
"Kaka. Kaka," the little boy coos.
His friends laugh at him, "Ricardo. What's your little brother calling you?"
"Kaka. He can't pronounce Ricardo. What do you want?"
"Kaka. Kaka."

And from there, it stuck.

YEAH AND NOW WE SHALL MOURN.

Sven talks to Stevie. TOO LATE NOW ISN'T IT SVEN. Good try Stevie G.


Cristiano, just SHUT UP.

Ricardo Carvalho doesn't have anything there anyway. SHUT UP. Next time it'll be your pretty face.

You tell him Crouchy, you tell him.


AWWWW FOR ONCE I LIKE BECKHAM


I cry with him.

That's right Cristiano Ronaldo.

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.



THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO IN!!!

He's gonna cry..


As I cried...

OMG look how devastated they are.




*cries*
*sobs*
*dies*