Alright I'm just on here to rant.

I don't understand how you can be so contradictory.
"Elaine, you're so fat and ugly. No boy will ever want to date you. LOOK at your waistline. You SEE all that fat? OMG You're so fat! Why don't you care about what you look like? You're so ugly. Can you at least TRY to be a girl?"

I dress slightly-fashionably...

"OMFG WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!?!? ARE YOU TRYING TO BE A WHORE?!?! TAKE THAT OFF RIGHT NOW! ONLY SHAMELESS PROSTITUTES WEAR SLEEVELESS SHIRTS! DON'T YOU EVER WEAR ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN! WHAT?! THAT SHIRT IS AN INCH TOO LOW! TAKE IT OFF! YOU CAN ONLY WEAR PAPER BAGS OR DRESSES THAT ARE MADE FOR PREGNANT WOMEN THAT I (YOUR FATHER) WILL BUY FOR YOU AT COSTCO EIGHT SIZES TOO BIG!"