I'm going to ENGLAND!!!!! For interviews!! At the University of Cambridge! December 3...

But what I found hilarious above all was that they sent me a bunch of paperwork and in there was a safety procedure sheet. The first side was all on fire, which I glanced over. I flip it over and at the very top, second most important after fire, is "TRIPPING AND SLIPPING", followed by a very extended rant on how to protect yourself against the cobblestones and marble.
WOW.

And Sayak just thought it was the funniest thing in the world...
Sayak (9:41:46 PM): ELAINE
Sayak (9:41:47 PM): STOP
Sayak (9:41:48 PM): OMFG
Sayak (9:41:52 PM): IM CRYING RIGHT NOW
Sayak (9:41:55 PM): I AM FUCKING SHAKING
Sayak (9:41:57 PM): jHASaskdh n
Sayak (9:41:59 PM): hahahahahahah
Sayak (9:42:00 PM): OMFG
Sayak (9:42:08 PM): THERE ARE LITERALLY TEARS IN MY EYES
Sayak (9:42:21 PM): AS I ENVISION YOU FALLING ON UR ASS IN FRONT OF SOME BRITISH GUY YOU WANT TO HIT ON
Sayak (9:42:41 PM): AND HES JUST LIKE "SHOULDA READ THE SAFETY GUIDELINES YA STUPID WANK"
Sayak (9:42:43 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sayak (9:42:46 PM): OMG
Sayak (9:42:52 PM): NO ONE SHOULD LAUGH THIS MUCH
Sayak (9:42:53 PM): ok
Sayak (9:42:57 PM): breeeaaathee....
Sayak (9:42:58 PM): ok
Sayak (9:42:59 PM): im ok
Sayak (9:43:01 PM): oh god
Sayak (9:43:03 PM): yeah im ok
Elaine (9:43:11 PM): ...
Elaine (9:43:13 PM): i am SO amused.