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I was talking to Jen, (actually I still am), and I just realized the answer to the question she asked me:
What type of guy are you attracted to?

Funny that we weren't even discussing that; we were just discussing guys in general. Let's see if I can paste some of that onto here.

First we were just talking about naming stuff, and it went to naming goldfish. Bad things happen when Elaine and Jen talk... goldfish are evil.

Elaine: ANAKIN
jen: ORLANDO
jen: HAYDEN
jen: HEATH
Elaine: EW
Elaine: NOT HEATH
jen: u know, heath ledger was named after heathecliffe
jen: from wuthering heights
Elaine: HEATHCLIFF!!!!!
Elaine: i will someday name someone heathcliff
Elaine: omg i have so many names i want to name someone
Elaine: but i don't want kids
Elaine: THE DILEMMA
jen: heath was named after the character tho
Elaine: CAN I NAME THEM AND GIVE THEM AWAY?!
Elaine: hehehe
Elaine: or can i name other people's kids?!
jen: pet goldfish is your answer
Elaine: hahahah
Elaine: i'll buy like 50
Elaine: and have heathcliff, feanor, romeo, faramir and anakin
jen: how do u tell teh difference when theyre all gold tho?
jen: put name tags on them
jen: hahahahahhahah
jen: poor fish
Elaine: GASP
Elaine: i don't need NAME TAGS
Elaine: ROMEO AND HEATHCLIFF ARE VERY DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER
jen: the characters mite be but the fish are not
jen: the fish just kind of sit there
jen: and bubble away
Elaine: hahaha
jen: w/ its own meaningless life
Elaine: ARGH FISH AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH
Elaine: i need animals that represent the different characters

and then--THE EPIPHANY HAPPENS

Elaine: wow i just realized
Elaine: what kind of guy i'm attracted to
Elaine: i realize that feanor, heathcliff, and anakin are these fireballs that just burn away
Elaine: until there's nothing left to hold on to
Elaine: haha sort of like me
Elaine: and romeo, maglor, and faramir are these soft, romantic boys that spout poetry
jen: they're all passionate
Elaine: where do i find the blend?
jen: so u like passion and poetry
Elaine: haha yea
Elaine: but the problem with the passion is that i also have way too much and we'd probably clash
jen: so find a passionate guy that spouts poetry
Elaine: jennifer, tell me, where do i find this passionate guy that spouts poetry?
jen: or someone bipolar like u that spouts poetry one moment then passionate the next
jen: hmmm
Elaine: hahahahaha
Elaine: hey i spout poetry passionately!
jen: whne ur mad about football u dont spout poetry
jen: the complete opposite
Elaine: hahahahaha
jen: i think harry potter is ur answer
Elaine: HAHAHAHH
jen: hes passionate about some things
jen: but poetic
jen: wiat no...
jen: that doesnt work
Elaine: hahahaha
Elaine: he's.. emo
Elaine: totally emo
Elaine: in #5
jen: u couldnt handle emo
jen: u need someone that is ur foil
jen: ur opposite
jen: someone meek
jen: and quiet
jen: like matthew
jen: thats y it works w / u guys

then we come to the final conclusion... elaine likes

Elaine: haha i like people to bask in my shadow
jen: thats wat i mean
Elaine: everyone must worship ME!
jen: i weep for ur future husband
Elaine: haha
Elaine: you're invited to the wedding

so elaine is attracted to these burning fireballs that destroy everything in their path until there's nothing left to destroy except themselves.
add some "pansy" to use elsa's terminology who spouts poetry and will serenade by moonlight and woo with shakespearean terminology and

elaine is in love

life is good ;)