We're sitting in Camille's room talking and there's music blasting from downstairs.

"Is there a party going on beneath my ass?"-Florian

After we sufficiently made fun of him, he said, in a perfect fake French accent, "I am sick of the party beneath my ass! Ze party must stop. NOW!"

I don't think this is funny to anyone but me, but future Elaine is going to think it's hilarious. He also had dinner at Professor Uhden's today, and upon seeing her black cat, said, "Aww.. it looks just like my cat!"
"Oh. Do you have a black cat as well?"
"No, but it has the same shape.. like.. with a tail and everything."

Oh Florian.