Quote of the day happened at Kathleen's Asian party.

May Li (who is 12 years old): OMG, I was watching this movie, and like, I always come in at, like, the wrong parts. Like, always! So I come into the room and this guy is like... ON TOP OF this other girl, and they were like... *silence*... HAVING A RELATIONSHIP!!!

From then on, I kept asking Kathleen if she wanted to "have a relationship" with me. And then I asked Justine if she was going to go tell her whole school on me, since she keeps going on about her teachers' sexual orientations... Ergh.