legovanan
i have RETURNED! with LOADS and LOADS to tell you all!! well i returned two days ago, but between spending time with matthew and kathleen, haven't done much else!

so minnesota was pretty as always. green. it's like the uncultured version of england. hehe, with lots of people with scandinavian descent. the show was boring as always, but GUESS WHAT
i went to the mall of america, the biggest mall in the United States, by MYSELF!!!! WHEE! i bought a book of 80 broadway songs, that are AWESOME, a CD titled: Scottish Bagpipes, the Legends. it's PRETTY! and i bought kathleen, kristina, roe, and elsa stuff. played around in camp snoopy for a while, and wandered around in boring clothing stores.
found my soulmate. a panda stuffed animal that i named Xabi, who laughs like ME! he's INSANE. he's soooooooooo AWESOME. mom wouldn't let me bring him home though. damn it.

so.. get home, and guess where i go the next day: Matthew's house!!! Spend the entire day there. Got pushed into the pool with all my clothes on. How FUN.
OKAY. I MUST MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR, IN MANY WAYS.
*TAKES DEEP BREATH WHILE TRYING NOT TO STRANGLE SOMETHING NEARBY*
HOBBITS ARE NOT MUNCHKINS. MUNCHKINS ARE NOT HOBBITS.

AS Mr. goodman would put it.

apstring hobbits, munchkins;
hobbits!=munchkins
if (hobbits==munchkins)
cout<<"ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR. PROGRAM FAILURE. DIE WHOEVER THINKS SO."

SO HOBBITS ARE NOT MUNCHKINS. HOBBITS WILL NEVER BE MUNCHKINS. AND WHOEVER THINKS SO WILL BE SWEPT OFF THIS EARTH AND ILUVATAR WILL SMITE YOU TILL YOU'RE JELLY. WAIT JELLY'S NOT BAD ENOUGH. UNTIL YOU'RE........ THE WORST THING YOU CAN POSSIBLY THINK OF! it's like a boggart--your greatest fear!!!!!
ELSA, you'll turn into a BIG SMELLY URUK-HAI WHO WANTS TO EAT PIPPIN'S FRESH LEGS!
Matthew, you'll turn into a LIVERPUDLIAN.
Andy, you'll DROWN and not be LOVED and be FORSAKEN BY ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
Kristina, ICE CREAM, CHOCOLATE, WHEAT THINS, Jobob the Second or whoever we're on right now, and everything else that you love in the world will DIE AND DISAPPEAR FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ARGH. DIE.