Quote of the day:

We're all sitting in the common room and Jorge starts coughing really badly like he's choking.
I say, "Don't die Jorge!!" in the fashion that I always say such things.
In between coughing, Jorge yells, "Shut up, Elaine! Don't tell me how to live my life!"

Last night, we were playing intramural soccer and Jorge was out on the field. Someone yelled at him to do something, and this guy on the other team stopped running and said, "WHAT? THEY HAVE SOMEONE NAMED JORGE ON THEIR TEAM?" and their entire time started laughing. It was pretty sad.