I walk into Starbucks with Yogin today and place my order. Jeremy is working the cash register, and as usual, he is a very strange being.
Elaine: Hi!
Jeremy: Hiiiiii... *sticks body forward*
Elaine: What was that?
Jeremy: Nothing! What can I get you today?
E: Tall java chip frapp
J: Whipped cream?
E: Umm... sure...
J: Are you sure?
E: Yes...
J: Okay then! Anything else?
E: No.
J: Are you sure?
E: Yogin, do you want anything?
Yogin: Nope.
Jeremy: Are you sure?
Elaine: Yeah. *shakes head* charge too much
Jeremy: Who, you?
Yogin bursts out laughing.
E: OMG. WHAT? NO!! THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG!
Yogin: Even the barista thinks you're a whore!

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WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A WHORE?

ACTUALLY, DON'T ANSWER THAT.

And another thing--pet peeve: SOCKS THAT COME OFF YOUR FOOT WHILE YOUR SHOE IS ON