Kathleen put this in her profile a while ago, but I just looked again and found it precious and I have to keep it here or else she'll delete it someday and it'll be lost in the particles of the universe forever.

HINTS on life with Elaine and Robin:
1) NEVER have Robin make you laugh... she tickles you in the WEIRDEST places.....
2) Learn to zone out, especially when Elaine starts rambling about Lord of the Rings or FUTBOL
3) NEVER watch LOTR with Elaine, she'll freakin say every line before it actually happens.. just imagine if Shayne AND Elaine were there
4) NEVER be in the car with Robin when she needs to let out some gas.... (remember the little girl who had to crap on that road trip with her family in "Rat Race"? well... now you know.)
5) NEVER ask Elaine for a freakin chicken wing... cuz she freakin gives you a CARROT
6) OH YEAH,... when someone asks you "how are you doing today".... the correct answer is "WELL"... my bad...
7) NEVER ask me to be your chaffeur... um... I tend to make like a MILLION U-turns cuz I ALWAYS miss the freakin turn-street (damn..)
8) yellow light game is nasty... you perverts..
9) and FINALLY.... life is a ROCKY journey.. so ENJOY it while you can! (good times.. good times... love ya both!)