Here are the long awaited Disneyland pictures!
Again:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER!!!!!!!

There's like 200 of them, but I hopefully won't post all of them. Just beware. Most of these are extremely stupid and ridiculous, and I look like an ugly idiot in most of them, though there are a few that are extremely cute (usually the ones where I am missing)

So after Isaac's party, I went to Jen's house. It was like 10:30. Kristina and Jen were already there, being idiots as usual.
The Evil Circle has joined once more...
BEWARE WORLD!!!!!!

Alright so Jen got this AWESOME BALLOON THAT I SHALL STEAL SOMEDAY! It was HUGE and every time you hit it, it sang, "FELIZ CUMPLEANOS" really annoyingly and in the stereotypical Latino rhythm.
Well obviously, they should have known better than to have shown it to me, because hazardous things ensued:



I look like Mark!!! In La Vie Boheme! Except without a table! Remind me next time to be on a table! LA VIE BOHEME!!!!!!!

It doesn't end there:




Jen tried to get me to stop, but the damage was done...


Alright enough bad pictures of me attempting to dance stupidly.
O yeah, before I got there, apparently Kristina was being a camera whore and Jen was just being stupid.


This is hot:

You just don't get any sexier than that.

Hehe Kristina's gonna hate me for this:

But hey.. she took the pictures.


Is she smoking or eating?

This is even hotter than Kristina:

I'm sure studded belt, lip-ring, emo guy will love that.


O yes, then Jen had the creative idea of playing a game. This was disastrous. So there were three plates of whipped cream with a piece of bubblegum hidden in them. We had to dig through them with our faces, and the first one to blow a bubble wins. It reminds me of like 8th grade ASB lunchtime activities..
It does not take me to say that it was disastrous:




Jen won, and then she took the rest of the whipped cream, and slammed it into Kristina's face. I got Jen's back, and got away relatively unscathed, or more appropriately, un-whipped-creamed...


HEHEHE

That should go in the yearbook

Kristina started crying because her hair was ruined, so thus we gave her time in the bathroom alone.
So later... Jen decided that she was gonna teach Elaine how to bake. Yet ANOTHER one of Jen's infamous, horrible ideas.
So apparently you had to open the cake batter:


IT WOULDN'T OPEN!


It's Sara Lee:


They didn't like the way I did anything.. I swear!
We watched "My Girl", which made me weep buckets and ate lots of food.
I LOVE JEN'S BED!!!!! SHE HAS A CANOPY!!!!!!!! OMG!! I WANT A CANOPY!


Yes i got to sleep there and felt like a princess!! WHEE!!!


So in the morning, Kristina took FOREVER, but still complained that we "rushed her". Insanity. For the last time, YOUR BANGS LOOK FINE!

We jay-walked over to this breakfast place, and Kristina and Jen were apparently extremely amused with my fork using abilities... CHOPSTICKS PLEASE!
I had bacon and pancakes.


They kept complaining that I couldn't cut:

This is unnecessary:


I don't see anything wrong with this:


Or this:

Yes the picture is named "Elaine's dead pancake".

After breakfast, we were kidnapped. Yes, literally. Now I know how Vicki felt when I blindfolded her. I thought it was absolutely hilarious, but Kristina was pissed.




We almost died getting out of the car! Jen wouldn't let us take the blindfolds off, so she was guiding us. I'm sure we got a lot of weird looks. But Jen has a good point: While she was guiding me, I never ran into a single thing. After she let go, I went a minute before I ran into a trash can. *sigh*
The first thing we did was go to Space Mountain, which I had never been on before.

Yes we were cheap. We took a picture of the picture instead of buying it. I love that picture though.

We spent a majority of our time in shops, being stupid.
Jen couldn't figure out this hat:


Then it was this:


And finally:

Took us three tries.



I heart this picture.
JEN IS MY FATHER


Jen bought Disney stickers... again a disaster.
So for the rest of the day, I looked like that:

I was called a "walking picture frame", and people were like, "Uh... you have something on your forehead? Did you know?"
Kristina's back:


I LOVE FANTASYLAND!!! It's a pretty pretty castle.


Jen's life is now complete, because... she saw Ariel!


We saw Prince Charming! He was black, which was bizarre, in a completely un-racist way.


I LOVE TEACUPS!!!!!!!


O yeah, and I was attacked by the Queen of Hearts.

Tweedledee saved me, but he didn't know where Tweedledum was.
So I saw them two.
E: IT'S THE QUEEN OF HEARTS!!
She walks over.
E: YOU'RE UGLY AND FAT!!!!
She like charges up to me, three inches taller than me, and GLARES at me, with her hands on her hips. And she starts pushing with her hugeness. It all went downhill after that. I would like to say that I so could have taken her, but Tweedledee saved me unnecessarily.

AHH I'M DYING!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!


AHHH!!! SHE'S BEING EATEN TOO!!!


I was regurgitated out and eaten again:


I heart Piglet:


Aww this was absolutely adorable! I so wanted to buy that for her!




Hey it's Pooh and friends, and the Evil Circle!


Isn't the birthday girl adorable?

She made us go into the STUPID Buzz Lightyear ride thing. Yeah... we had more fun in line than in the ride.

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!



Haha I love this one:


Why do I always come off looking the most stupid?


Yes I DO suck at shooting little red Zs.


I love this picture!!


Cinderella and her Prince Charming:


Jen and HER Prince Charming.

Honestly.. she's in love with a cartoon skeleton. I bought her the purse!!


That's Jen, not Sally kissing Jack of course.

This is an absolutely adorable picture:


EEYORE!!

No Piglet though.. I cry.
O YEAH!!!!! I WOULD LIKE IT KNOWN HERE AND NOW THAT JENNIFER IS EVIL! SHE DRAGGED ME AWAY FROM CHIP AND DALE! THEY WERE LIKE TEN FEET AWAY!!!!! BUT NOOOOO!!!!! ELAINE COULDN'T GO SAY HI!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OF THAT, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO REST IN MY GRAVE PEACEFULLY!!!!!! NO "R.I.P." FOR ELAINE! THANKS JEN! THANKS!

alright now that that little angry rant is out of my system. CHIP AND DALE DAMN IT! MY CHILDHOOD FRIENDS!!! DALE HAS THE RED NOSE YOU CAN SQUEEZE AND DALE IS JUST AWESOME!

What the heck is Merlin doing?


Oh this is purely for Elsa. TURKEYZILLA


O yeah.. we attempted to do the Egyptian for Splash Mountain.

WHAT's UP WITH ALL THE BRER?

At dinner, Kristina and I sang "Happy Birthday" and "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" to Jen, right before the fireworks. WE MADE HER CRY!!! WHEE!!!

I heart Jen:


It was cold and wet from then on, but AWESOME!!!!
SNICKERDOODLER!!!!!
We waded through the water to McDonalds afterwards and had McFlurries.. It was such an awesome time. I would go in more detail, but I have APs to study for.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER!!! You are so much better than any boy! YOU CAN MAKE MAC AND CHEESE!