OMG I HATE ALLERGIES.
I HATE THEM!!!!!!!

I HATE THEM AS MUCH AS I HATE COMPUTER SCIENCE, WHICH IS A LOT! I MEAN SERIOUSLY, I HATE COMP SCI MORE THAN I LOVE RENT AND LIVERPOOL PUT TOGETHER!

alright maybe not put together.

So Andy and I are "dating" (He was extremely drunk to accept me) and our first act was to sleep together.

Yes, you heard me.

heheehhe I heart you Andy! I can't believe Alexis and that other guy actually thought we were dating.

Who to do for author project?!?!? TELL ME!!!
1. Emily Bronte
That's easy. That's my backup. I mean I've read Wuthering Heights countless times. I've read all her poetry. I absolutely adore her, but eh.. I kind of want to use this opportunity to expand my horizons and read someone I've never read/not familiar with.
2. Kate Chopin
Mrs. Madrid recommended her for me, but even though I'm an ultra-feminist and told Jesse today that "I hate the fact that the women walk behind the men" when George Bush and Mikhail Gorbachev met in the video in Euro today, I'm feeling up for a romantic liason in a book, not an anti-male, liberation from man story.
3. Leo Tolstoy
Again, I've read all the major works, and I am REALLY not up for reading War and Peace again anytime soon. And, the biggest factor: I want to do a female.
4. Mary Shelley
Yes, Frankenstein. I've never read it, shockingly enough, and it's always been on my to-read list, but I'm not sure I want a Gothic novel.
5. Virginia Woolf
I think it's high time for me to read her stuff. Way overdue, but Ashley did Virginia Woolf and I'm not exactly sure I want to journal on her. And if I make a speech about depression and suicide, uh yeah...
6. Honore Balzac
I am so indignant about him! He is like one of the greatest authors ever, and he is SO underrepresented. I love Eugenie Oneguin and Pere Goriot, but I don't really feel up to dressing up as a French man with a huge beard.

What other female authors are there? NO I refuse to do Jane Austen or Charlotte Bronte.

*sigh* I sigh at you all. I sigh at life.
YOU HAVE BEEN SIGHED AT!
FEEL THE SIGH!!!!
like Hayley feels hatred pulsating through her veins