*sigh* First day back.
Last night I only got like three hours of sleep. I went to bed at 9:45 and woke up at 12:30. I'm like, "Alright it can't be 5 AM." So from 12:30 to 3:30 I'm laying there doing everything in the book to fall asleep. I counted to 429 and I listened to Mozart for an hour, but nooo still wouldn't fall asleep. So then I thought, "What is the one thing that ALWAYS puts me to sleep? AHA! AP Comp sci!" So I got my AP CS stuff, with great difficulty I must add, as my dad would have freaked out if he knew I was awake. So I turned on the light and started reading.
For the first time in my life, that stuff actually made some sense! I was like, "WHAO I should try this more often. BUT WHY AM I NOT FALLING ASLEEP?!?!?"
*sigh*
Oddly, I was extremely hyper all day.

O yes Andy was giving me a lesson in "stripping" today. Apparently Kathleen is really good at it. hehehe
This is what happens when Elaine has too much time and Andy is stupid tired. We somehow ended up talking about Britney Spears' song "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman" and Andy came up with:

I'm not a girl
I'm not a boy
I'm a hermaphrodite
I can go each way
It's all up to you

I'm not a girl
I'm not a boy
I'm a hermaphrodite
I have a boob
And a penis

What am I gonna do with him? Worse, what am I gonna do without him next year?!