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ppl have been saying the pretty pic on my layout isn't showing.... GAH!!!!!!! must fix!!! this thing is annoying me. anyway, elsa sent me yet ANOTHER of her infamous bloody surveys, and this one i shall name "redundance"
BASIC INFO:
1.NAME: Elaine
2.AGE: 14
3.GRADE: 9th. freshie friend! freshie friend! are u embarrassed yet kathleen?
4.D/O/B: march 22

GETTING MORE PERSONAL:
5.DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: yes, i'm reluctant to admit
6.IF SO,NAME??: like i'm gonna say
7.HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIKE HIM/HER: see above answer
8.DOES HE/SHE LIKE YOU??: if i knew, i wouldn't be in such a predicament, now would i?
9.DOES HE/SHE KNOW YOU LIKE HIM/HER??: god damn it. no comment
9A.WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM/HER: GAH!!!!! ELSA I'm gonna shoot u 4 these questions! i donT wanna think about crushes right about now!! NOT in the mood. in this mood, love never works out!!!!! if u really wanna know, wait till i'm in the "happy" mood

PICK ONE(OR BOTH OR NONE):
10.RAP OR ROCK: eh. both, leaning towards rock.
11.GREEN OR BLUE: blue, or a shade in between of the two. the colors of the Sea... ::sigh:: o Aman! the blessed light-i can see Tol Eressëa!
12.STRAWBERRYS OR BANANNAS: strawberries
13.MEAT OR SALADS: meat, of course
14.HALLOWEEN OR CHRISTMAS: CHRISTMAS! i get presents!
15.(FOR GIRLS)FREDDY PRINZE JR. OR RYAN PHILLIPPE: ugh.... um.. if i must: Ryan Phillippe; pity he's married.
16.(FOR GUYS) SARAH MICHELLE GELLER OR JENNIFER LOVE HEWWITT: um... IF i were a guy, which i am not, those aren't the 2 best choices ever. um... i'd say, Sarah Michelle Geller is KINDA pretty, i suppose, from a girl's pov.
17.NSYNC OR CREED: NSync, of course
18.SPICE GIRLS OR BACKSTREET BOYS: Backstreet Boys! yay!!! yes, i admit- i still love them.
19.THE MOFFATTS OR THE BEATLES: um.. i'll tkae the Beatles; at least i've HEARD their songs.
20.THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY OR AMERICAN PIE: American Pie, though i've never seen Something about Mary. can i say Lord of the Rings, instead?
21.NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY OR HERE ON EARTH: never seen them, so Lord of the Rings
22.SCREAM OR I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER: never seen those either, so naturally, the Lord of the Rings
23.CREST OR COLGATE: COLGATE ELSa, COLGATE!!! i hate Crest! it tastes nasty!
24.PEANUT BUTTER OR JELLY: peanut butter, but both are good
25.BIG RED OR WINTERFRESH: ewww i HATE Big Red. can i say Altoids?
26.SKITTLES OR M&M'S: Skittles
27.TOOTSIE ROLL OR PEANUTS: neither, but peanuts aren't bad.
28.POP OR WATER: pop! yay! yen!!
29.TEA OR MILK: ENGLISH tea
30.OCEAN OR LAKES: ocean... ::sigh:: the Sundering Seas... Finrod... Maglor... Alqualonde, Tuna, the House of Finarfin.... but yea. i love the Sea, and the call of the gulls, though the lakes of Killarney are breathtaking as well.. :;sigh:: looks nostalgic::
31.HORSES OR COWS: HORSES, definitely. Elsa-your deranged.
32.CATS OR DOGS: dogs!!! "Cats are little arrogant liberal animals. (NO offense ELAINE)" how are they LIBERAL????? where in the world did u get LIBERAL out of CAT? i love dogs.
33.SISTERS OR BROTHERS: neither, don't have any either
34.TRAILERS OR HOUSES: houses thank u. don't need to be Eminem.
35.SMOKING OR DRINKING: NEITHER!! though if i HAD to, i'd take drinking MODERATELY.

FAVORITES:
36.COLOR: blue, white, and the green of the Sea.... should i get into my whole Sundering Seas speech again? white shores... and all turns to silver glass. and then u see it. (what Gandalf? see what?) white shores (meaningful music from Grey Havens in the midst of the siege of Minas Tirith) and beyond... a far green country, under a swift sunrise. (gandalf looks distant)
37.DOMESTIC ANIMAL: dogs, i suppose
38.NON-DOMESTIC ANIMALS: gulls! eh, no. wolves? i dunno.
39.SHAMPOO: pantene pro v
40.POP: pepsi, or coke mixed w/ sprite, but only i have the perfect mixture

ANSWER:
41.DO YOU LIKE GIRLS OR GUYS?: two words: ORLANDO BLOOM. in case any of you think he's a girl, i must say: GUYS!!!!
42.DO YOU LIKE A GUY/GIRL WITH LONG HAIR OR SHORT HAIR?: i have this vendetta against guys w/ long hair (outside of Middle-Earth & Captain Jack) long hair, major tattoos, and piercings, are turn-OFF
43.DO YOU LIKE A GUY/GIRL WHO IS SEMI-UGLY BUT NICE PERSON OR SEMI-HOT AND MEAN PERSON?: semi-ugly but nice
44.WHAT MOST ATTRACTS YOU TO A GUY/GIRL?: good teeth? WHY GOOD TEETH ELSA? do u have a teeth fettish now? um... i MUST be able to hold an intelligent conversation with the guy, and he must have RESPECT for LotR; not make me feel like shit like some ppl tend to do,
45.WHY DOES THAT ATTRACT YOU TO A GUY/GIRL: if i can't talk to the guy, it's not going anywhere, and i'm sry if it's unhuman, or TOO MUCH to ask from a guy to actually respect me, and treat me like a fellow human being.
46.DOES YOUR CRUSH HAVE THOSE ATTRACTING FEATURES LISTED IN #44?: no comment
47.IF YES,IS THAT THE ONLY REASON YOU LIKE HIM/HER?: see previous answer
48.IF YES(TO ?#47) WHY?: god damn it
49.IF NO WHY?: AI VALAR!!!!
50.WOULD YOU EVER DATE SOMEONE BECAUSE HE/SHE HAS THOSE FEATURES?: DUDE!!!!!! i LIKE ppl bcuz they have those features; why would i NOT date them if they DID have them!!!!! LOGIC PPL LOGIC!!!
51.IF YES,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? ILUVATAR-STRIKE DOWN THIS WRITER, PLEASE!!!
52.WOULD YOU DATE SOMEONE WHO IS SHORTER THAN YOU?: Pip is shorter than u Elsa!!!! there's not too many guys that are taller than me (well now there are, but still)
53.GUYS,WOULD YOU RATHER DATE SOMEONE WHO WEARS MAKE-UP OR NO MAKEUP?:
54.GIRLS,WOULD YOU RATHER WEAR MAKE-UP OR NO MAKE-UP?: NO, okay NO
55.(?'s 53-54)WHY?: bcuz makeup promotes and strengthens our idea of artificial beauty in this screwed up world
56.WHAT IS THE LONGEST RELATIONSHIP YOU'VE EVER BEEN IN?: my dad... 14 years. yea... never cheated either.. this is gay. okay NO
57.IF YES DO YOU REMEMBER THE NAME?: o MANWE!!! VARDA!!!! SAVE ME!

NON-DATING QUESTIONS:
58. IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE WOULD YOU RATHER BE A BEE OR A FLY?: a bee! we're hard workings, and we don't get swatted all day
59. WHY? see above
60.IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE FOR ABOUT 3 MONTHS WHAT 5 THINGS/PEOPLE WOULD YOU TAKE TO THIS ISLAND?: yay! elsa would bring me, but i really don't wanna be stuck on an island, but sure. um... all my LotR stuff (that would fill the Inteceptor) Kathleen, Captain Elsa/Jack Sparrow, Connie, and books
61.IF YOU COULD NAME THE ISLAND, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?: why would i name an island i'm stuck on? but sure... um.... i KNOW!! TOL ERESSEA!!! ::Cries:: o Teleri!
62.WHAT MADE YOU COME UP WITH THIS NAME?: well THINK ABOUT It. it's ME!!!!!! i mean... i DREAM about Alqualonde at night; alas, the fate of the Teleri.... Maglor-why did u!!
63.DO YOU EVER THINK THAT A PERSON OF THE SAME SEX IS SEXY?: no..
64.IF YES,GROSS,WHY?(IF NO GOOD): good!
65.DO YOU THINK THIS SURVEY IS LONG?: i've seen longer. elsa sends me these bloody things
66. TOO LONG?: BLOODY HELL!!!! what is up w/ these REDUNDANT questions!
67. WHY?: ::breathe in; breathe out::
68. ARE YOU BORED YET?: this is amusing me (and pissing me off)
69. WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU CAME TO THIS ?: o no... elsa and her bloody surveys.
70. WHO SENT THIS TO YOU AND WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HIM/HER?: i love u pippin/hanna took/captain jack/elsa, who is NOT achilles!!! i miss thee o hanna!!!! come to picnic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and tell me everything about the concert!!!!! cormanin niuve tenna ta elea le au...