me: Daddy, I joined another club.
dad: what club?
me: GSA
dad: what's that?
me: Gay-Straight Alliance
dad: GAY?! Why do you want to be gay now?
me: DAD! i'm not GAY!
dad: Do you REALLY want to marry Kathleen?
me: DAD! the "S" in "GSA" stands for "STRAIGHT", as in "NOT GAY". AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING GAY YOU HOMOPHOBE?!
dad: my daughter's turning gay on me...
*sigh*
1 Comments:
haha- then at least your dad won't have to worry about you wanting to date me.
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