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Got this off Robin, Andy, and Meghan. Bold are the ones I personally or through my friends (cough procrastination) identify with.

You know you went to Troy High School if...

- the most popular last names are "lee" and "kim"

-you're sad if you get below a 4.0. (NEVER!)

-you dodge a large group of asians at the end of the day

- you feel like a minority group and your white (hehe I'm asian, though sometimes I feel white)

- the entire school knows your newest secret less than one hour after you tell only one person (uh.. isn't that every high school?)

-you get mad at your mom because she had the nerve to pick you up in the black S class mercedes instead of the white. (alright elaine is not materialistic)

-you know all of the black ppl on campus because there's only 25. (haha and all the girls are on basketball)

-you would rather die than wake up with Coach Garland. (o lord save me)

-you know that mr jundanian is the real santa claus. (OMG DEFINITELY)

-you're happy when you get 5 hours of sleep. (omg.. elaine's every day 9 hours is NEVER disrupted! except on chinese new year)

-weekends are just extra time to study.

-you hear about the 8th graders testing for troy tech and want to show up on the test date with a megaphone and yell at them to all go home because they have no idea what theyre getting into. (alright it's not THAT bad)

-you cry from happiness when you find out you've gotten a C+ on the bio test (OMG!! Any C+ would make me cry from DESPAIR)

-you hate senora johnson (she's not THAT bad. i've had 2 years; we understand each other pretty well. i'll still be #1 in the class while reading a novel)

-girls: you own at least one designer purse (ew no)

-you own an ipod (argh i want one)

-you look exactly like the girl on the hollister bag (ew? what does she look like?)

-you sort chips for Mr. Goodman "for fun" (YES GO GOODMAN!!!!)

-you're done with all your labs 5 days in advance (flippin Royston)

-you call Mr. Goodman "G" (um no, but andrew ayruth used to. According to Matthew and Colleen, Goodman is GOD, though Colleen proved it mathematically somehow last year.)

-you visit your freshman teachers when you're a senior (not a senior yet, but i probably will)

-you start to ask Mr. Madrid to tell you stories (mr. madrid!)

-your away message has the word "homework" in it

-you find a way to work 25 hrs a day

-you wake up at five every morning. (5:52!)

-you freeze your butt off every morning. (OMG the comp sci room is FREEZING)

-you know mrs. darracq laughs more than anyone you`ve ever known. (haha i think i laugh more than her, even though i've never had her)

-Mr. Coglianese's fuzzy green sweater keeps everyone entertained for at least 2 hours (OMG his BEING annoys me, and i've never had him. he needs to get a new wardrobe, a new voice, new glasses, new life, new face, and a new existence! him and royston are BEST FRIENDS through that moodle thing apparently.)

-there are no kids getting stoned in the bathrooms

-you risk getting whacked in the shins with a rolling backpack every time you walk down the "breezeway" of doom (omg that's where my locker is.. it's HORRIBLE. freakin bosboom)

-you fall off of the bio stools every time you try to get some sleep (elaine? sleep in class? never! but i still fall off cuz i'm elaine)

-Mr. J's fish stares at you with it's pointy teeth (definitely. i remember when camron would piss the hell out of the fish)

-the bio rooms are so cold that it seems your teacher is going though hotflashes 24/7

-all the teachers give you tests on the same day (OMG YES)

-your lucky if you get more than 4 or 5 hours of sleep

- from a cool person you become a nerd (hehe i think i was always a nerd, and i love it)

-you can walk to starbucks and back in less than 15 minutes (hehe hayley and i did it today. hehe i almost got run over it was fun)

-when you ask ALL your friends "wut are u doing?" they ALL reply "HOMEWORK"!!!!

-you'd do almost anything for extra credit

- you spend just as much time in the summer as you do at school taking art class, health, driver's ed, and internship because you can't fit it in your schedule

- you live in Chino Hills or Diamond Bar (hell yes!)

- you pray for a late start, but are still late to 0 period (hehe well i power walk to class, or "run" as kathleen says. i'm not late unless the bus is late. then i just whine my way out of it to reid)

- the 1st decile ranges from 4.8 to 4.3 and u missed it by .5 (never!)

-the 3rd decile is from 4.09 to 4.0 (ew)

- you finally realize that procrastination is the only way to survive after a few months into your freshman year (GASP NEVER! halfway through sophomore year and going strong!)

- you go to rallies to see the cheerleaders fall

- or you just ditch the rally to finish hw and study (actually we play cards)

-the best way to insult someone is to tell them they are bound for community college

-you have found a way to sleep in the science building (alright they were 1 minute stints in chemistry)

-your foot gets run over by some roller back pack at least once during the year

-you have created an elaborate schedule which allows you to complete almost all of your homework the period before its due (not personally of course, but camron and matthew.. "let's do everything in bowling except math, which i'll do at lunch" right robin?)

- you dont actually do your homework. you copy. you dont know who actually does the homework in the first place. because everyone copies. (gasp never! i'm the one who does it in the first place, and i don't let most people copy, unless your name is Camron Vizcaino)

- people dont understand why you still do sports when you are a senior

- you play calculator games. and you like it. (never!)

- shoot! you can program games. (NEVER)

- you know that every other computer in the library is a fast one (OMG NOW i do. i didn't know that may 25, 2005, the day of the champions league final! DYING IN THE LIBRARY)

- you know your senior ap econ teacher since freshman year as the "teacher who makes the craziest costumes and wins the trophy" (well i don't know if i'll have him yet, especially if i take global studies.)

-all of your friends have had a crush on mr. dickey or mr. st. clair (um no)

- the only time you get to watch movies is if they're in class or when they are for extra credit (OMG I AM SO SICK OF TOY STORY IN SPANISH. WOOOOOOODY)

- you fear the name "elsa" and hide from the short hungarian woman (awww i love the name elsa!! though i prefer hanna!)

- you know who's the hardest and easiest teachers of the grade level above you (haha.. the infamous cerruti)

- you have had the "full experience" of the 500 bldg at least once (oyy every day)

- you've had the urge to braid mr. allen's hair

- you've heard/said the words "Oh my Rod"

- you want booze for trig (um i have roach)

- you have seen mr koci in short shorts during summer health classes (my eyes!! he also tried to rape tim)

- you've been to MORP and went outrageous (niet)

- you've learned to wheedle your way through the cafeteria lines (haha actually ran over a freshie the other day. it reminds me of china)

- you know never to walk thru the breezeway if you can help it, if you're close to being late (i have to be there always. my locker's there)

- you were angry when you learned that you needed a pass to get into the library during lunch (OMG LIVERPOOL WERE PLAYING!!! I still got in though hehe)

- you remember the crazy dodgeball games against the administrations and teachers

- You look foward to the senior Elf Dance

- you love/respect how dickey is so knowledgable and has a phD from Berkeley but decides to teach high school students (uh.. haven't had dickey yet)

- you've been in at least one madrid/liem example during a lecture (haha liem and madrid...)

- you can't wait til sawaya (i just love english)

- you rap sawaya's name (uh not a senior yet)

- you've given up in finding that special someone at troy (haha not exactly, though we never had much hope. england--that's where he is, in the form of Steven Gerrard hehe)

- you know you must be in ASB to win hc/prom queen/king (haha michael tamplin)

- you see the same students in almost every class (in your Honors class, anyway)

- you eat in every class to stay awake (eh i should)

- you dread the wahl (sean wahl likes PSV.. ew)

- you've celebrated pi day (haha definitely!)

- you know the unguarded escape routes from the troy penitentury (yes shortcut to starbucks! and also shortcut to running during basketball hehe)

- you take AP Compsci, even though you hate compsci (AHH I HATE THAT STUPID CLASS)

-you take AP classes just to prove you're smarter than everyone else (no not really, i kinda have to)

- you know how to trick the websensor at school and get to your xanga (OMG IT WON'T LET ME GO TO ELSA'S XANGA IN COMP SCI IN THE MORNING)

- your excuse for everything is "i dont have time"

- your favorite rally is the video yearbook

- the greatest turnout in a football game is during homecoming....about 50x more than normal

- you miss one day of school and feel like you have 100 hours of catching up to do

- May is the month of AP/IB testing, in this month, you have no life (haven't been through it yet)

- you can never complete all that needs to be done (oy)

- your best friend is sparknotes (GASP NEVER!! UNLIKE ROBIN!)

- you feel that everything you do is busywork and a waste of time (spanish!)

- you have become an existentialist in ur junior year and quoted from godot (transcendentalism rules all!)

-you make jokes regardin AP Euro: Fa sho, da!!!!!!!! (um.. not that particular one, but i love euro)

- you know the true meaning of punishment in Crime&Punishment......reading the book!! (brothers karamazov is better!)

- you miss the days of ICT (MISTER GOODMAN!!!!)

- you know Grack is fruity (who's grack?)

- you are sad you got a 2200 on the SATS (haha haven't taken them yet!)

- you get laffed at if you got a 3 or lower on the AP test even tho its college level (haven't taken those yet, and i hope not)

- you are ashamed to tell your SATII scores if they are not 800 (haha haven't taken those either)

- you grab a copy of the oracle......for the flamebroiler coupons (haha no i want to read how they write and criticize)

- a little german lady scares the piss outta you (haha not yet)

- your friends wanna party over the weekend but you'd rather stay home and catch up on your homework (awww.. what friends?)

- when asked "Where's Waldo?" students point to the front office. (hahah definitely. mr. demelia andy!)

NOW that i have sufficiently wasted time.. I shall study for Spanish and Trig finals!

oo finally got the new Enya CD! Amarantine!
Now I'm just waiting on my other Michael Ball CD! I love that man. I think he's surpassing Josh Groban for now. probably because he's british. i think that's it.