"It's so racially diverse! There's actually white people!"
-Vicki Leach

me: I don't look that far down the table. (as in the Premiership league table)
matthew: Why? That's where you guys are!

me: Arsenal play very beautiful football. NO that does not mean I'm going to turn into an Arsenal fan.
matthew: Elaine, a better bet would be Chelsea or Man Utd.
me: EW CHELSEA... they have like... Drogba
matthew: Yeah they'll have Gerrard too.


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