Alright I'm sitting on the couch in front of the TV, watching McFly music videos (at the moment, starting from the beginning with Five Colours), and I am exhausted, but I will sit and recap all the events since Wednesday. Alright lies, I will not recap ALL, because I can't possibly remember all.

So I shall commence.

Wednesday

Went to the mall. Yes, I know, the mall. With Jen and Vicki! Which was awesome! And shopped around for preppy clothing that make me look like the female version of Danny (according to Kathleen). JEN had to go destroy my innocence and my Elaine aura by DRAGGING me (well Jen took the left arm and Vicki took the right) into VICTORIA'S SECRET. VICKI--WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A STUPID STORE? I DON'T CARE IF JEN WANTED FREE PINK UNDERWEAR!!! And had to buy stupid "sexy little gum" while she was at it. O yeah and then lost it in my car. *GLARES* YES PEOPLE READING THIS BLOG, JEN GOT FREE PINK, MEDIUM SIZED PANTIES THAT PROBABLY DON'T FIT AT VICTORIA'S SECRET. UTTERLY DISGUSTING.

Bought a black vest thing at Windsors after looking EVERYWHERE for a good one. Found the best one at New York & Company, but NOO THEY WERE OUT OF STOCK, EXCEPT FOR THE XS ONE ON DISPLAY. I CAN'T WEAR XS!!

My mom joined us and we went and saw "The Devil Wears Prada" again. It was my mom and Jen's first time, and Vicki and I spent half of the movie either mimicking Emily (the British girl), predicting the lines, and swooning over her hot boyfriend.

Walked to Rite Aid, where they RAN OUT OF ICE CREAM!!!!!! but Vicki and I bought pudding, which reminds me, I shall go eat that pudding right now...

Bought a PINK sweater that SCREAMS PREPPY at Old Navy that night. It scares me that I bought it, and scares me even more that I'm actually thinking about wearing it. Dropped by Kathleen's house after that and have no idea what I did because I've seen her too much these past couple days... Probably watched McFly.. OO NO WATCHED JUST MY LUCK!!! AHH DANNY!

Thursday

I would like to start with a simple math equation. I hope you can understand it.
The Bus= Elaine+Matthew+50 freshmen+a few others

AHHHHHHHHH I SAT THERE FOR 45 MINUTES WITHOUT TALKING!!!!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?! IT'S ME!!!!!!

I texted Elsa, "McFly are my only friends right now!!!"
My Ipod is going to be my best friend if Robin and Kathleen don't get on that thing.
But yay Elsa said she was my friend! And Vicki called me!

Traffic was so bad, so got there late, ran to Koci's BC class.
Turns out, I sit right next to Nick Medling.

LOVERLY
I was supposed to CONCENTRATE on calculus... I sit between him and Michael Yang. How frightening. I don't want to leave that class now though... BAD! BAD BAD BAD BAD! MUST GET INTO IB BUSINESS! VICKI>NICK MEDLING, even if they're both blonde!
Basically the day in class was all syllabi (plural of syllabus, right?) so I won't really talk about, with the exception of this next class, English.

Turns out I don't have Hinman. I have Hufferd. And I also have.. VICKI! in my class, and ROBIN! and JEN!

BUT...

NO SHAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Jesse either for that matter, but NO SHAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG so our first day assignment was to analyze Emily Dickinson's "I Had Been Hungry All My Life" poem and write a 2 paragraph response.

Michael, tell them how I hyperventilated because Shayne wasn't there to analyze with me. I freaked. I couldn't write. I couldn't even understand what the poem was about. I just kept thinking, "AHHH RESTIVE DOOR! RESTIVE DOOR! AHH NEED SHAYNE! MUST HAVE SHAYNE! CANNOT ANALYZE POETRY WITHOUT SHAYNE! AHHH THIS IS POETRY I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT THIS BUT NO SHAYNE!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
I freaked out for half an hour after school on AIM to Michael about it. Finally calmed down enough to write it by talking to Vicki. :D

But anyway, back to the day. Next was Pre-Internship, the CLASS I SHOULDN'T BE IN. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE IN A TROY CLASS EVER!!!!! Not even Spanish 1!!!
AHHHH IT IS SO BORING!!!!!!! PATHETICALLY EASY!!!!!! And Grack is more monotone than Goodman, and not even a fraction as awesome. I HEART GOODMAN. SOMEONE SWITCH OUT OF 0 PERIOD IB BUSINESS!!!!!!!
Sat with Vicki at the opening day rally. Saw Yogin in his "martian" band uniform. IT WAS SO CUTE!! Elsa you would have loved it. You would have squealed and done your purr and say, "AWW HE'S PRECIOUS! *giggle*" (If you know what I'm trying to describe)

Hayley Mommy gave me a BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE CAKE at break. It's the porcupine cake. IT'S BEAUTIFUL!! I still haven't finished it. I love Hayley!!!!!!!!

3rd... what do I have 3rd... must remember... O YEAH AP US! Dickey. I got lost and was nearly late, and I took the very first seat I saw, which was not a good idea as it's right in front of where he lectures so my neck hurts by the end of class. I was just feeling miserable that I didn't really care about anyone especially in that class until Jesse Yang strolls in late from band. *sigh* Him and his short hair. It's quite disconcerting.
Got lost to Spanish 4th. I got lost to 4 classes that day. I have never been in the 300 building so much in my life. The past two years I've had like 3 classes total in there, and this year I have SIX! Everything but 6th period bio. EW. I don't LIKE the 300 building. The 500 building is awesome. It's rank! But anyway, Spanish. Senora Menna talks really fast and she talks alot. I was SO proud of myself. No contact with Spanish (except watching World Cup on the Mexican channel) for 3 months and I could understand her while no one else could. MWAHAHA!
*swoon* Danny is SO precious in "All About You". HAHA KATHLEEN HE BLINKS TWICE!!!

ALMOST DIED AT LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!
*GLARE YOGIN GLARE*
ROBIN, KATHLEEN, and I MADE THE STUPID MISTAKE OF TRUSTING YOGIN TO DRIVE US OUT TO LUNCH.
NEVER. EVER. AGAIN.
WHO GOES 65 ON A RESIDENTIAL STREET?! WHO SWERVES AND SCREECHES THEIR TIRES WHEN THEY TURN? WHO HITS THE BREAK SPORADICALLY JUST TO FREAK ME OUT? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHO DOESN'T LET ELAINE PLAY MCFLY AND PLAYS RAP INSTEAD??!??! (Hehe I know most of you would answer yes to the first part, but no to the second. Mwahaha)
So yes almost died in my venture to Yoshinoya. And the stupid lady working there kept glaring/staring at me and forgot to give me a bloody soda. And we like sprinted to Oracle because we thought we were late.
Oracle was interesting. Kathleen, me, and Robin all in the same class. Odd.

I have never had 2 classes after lunch, so 6th period biology is a very strange experience for me. I sat there impatiently, "What the hell am I still doing in class?" Kathleen sits in front of me, oddly enough. That class is going to be very long, drawn out, and tedious, I can already tell.

Oww my face itches.

So when the bell FINALLY lets out, I dread the evil experience of the bus, so I force Kathleen to take me home, and we stop by Diamond Bar Starbucks on the way, splitting a copy of the LA Times for Oracle while we're at it. That was good. You know, it'd be really romantic if Kathleen were a guy. I swear, some of the things we do, like sitting out in her backyard at like 11 PM gazing at the stars and singing old Disney songs.

AHH DANNY IS SO HOT IN "PLEASE PLEASE".
Well, he's always hot.
First day of school was surreal. It was like I wasn't there, yet I was. Probably because I didn't see Yogin until lunch when he tried to KILL ME, and probably because it didn't seem real, and probably because I was having an out of body experience or something strange like that.
Wasted my Thursday afternoon talking unceasingly on the phone and hyperventilating over Shayne not being in my English class. Stupid stupid stupid Shayne. OO BUT I SAW HIM AFTER US HISTORY!! Cuz he has 4th and I have 3rd. I almost fainted. I was like, "WHY ARE YOU NOT IN MY ENGLISH!??!?!!?!?! AHHHHHH!!" *Dies*
And he and Jesse are in the same English. What the heck?! NO FAIR! I'd transfer in but Vicki's in my English and they have it 5th, which is Oracle.

Friday

Seemed a little more real, but only barely. I'm sure it'll hit me by Tuesday.
I must say that 0 period was utterly.. blissful. We had a work period and I had... a nice... period... talking.
We'll leave it there.
English I completely embarrassed myself when I gave my spiel about myself in front of the entire class. Well, me talking is an embarrassment, but Vicki decided that it was a good time to laugh at me audibly. BAH.
2nd period was even more tedious. We took the same career test we took last year, and again I discovered that I'm probably going to be some sort of a writer. I finished the calc hw I didn't have.. erm... "time" to finish in class.

Took "tour of the school" in Oracle. That was interesting.
VICKI! SODA MACHINE!!!!!!!!
(everyone else ignore that)

Kathleen took me home again, but what was interesting was Simon saw me and was like, "Elaine, your mom drives a truck?"
Kathleen was so angry about that.

Kathleen wouldn't stop goading me into going to morp, and wouldn't leave my house. We ate cake, watermelon, and watched McFly for 3 hours until she decided that she was going to dress me for morp. I still didn't want to go, but then Vicki threatened me, "you better be at morp or else. i'm going to be there." So obviously, I had to be there. Kathleen dressed me in silk scarves. It was bad.

Morp was bad. Vicki and I just kinda swayed/danced by ourselves or periodically with others, and wished Danny was there. O yeah and I threw a fit (in my own way. Arms crossed sternly :D) when some stupid boys tried to freak on me. Hehe Vicki's still laughing about that.
AHH DANNY'S SO HOT RIGHT THERE.
Moving on...

Vicki looked like a fairy princess. Vicki, I have decided that we are going to carry cameras around everywhere when we're together and take pictures of every stupid thing we do (which would be like... a flash every second). We should re-enact Britney Spears music videos... Don't ask people.

Jen looked like a right weirdo, which was the point of morp when she got there. We had fun with "I like big butts", which came on the second Vicki left. Poor Vicki. Missed her favorite song. Jen and I were screaming our heads off at "Since You Been Gone". That was so much fun. *HUGS JEN*

Kathleen probably got us lost going home, taking Niyati home, and then I had to sit at her house for 2 hours while my mom, her mom, and this other Asian mom talked the whole time. Kathleen was out cold on the couch, so I just sat there.

What day am I on now?

Saturday
Wait today's Sunday, so yesterday was Saturday. Got it. What did I do yesterday? Michael, this is not the time to make another squirrel comment.

I remember attempting to do hw and then waiting for Kathleen to pick me up to go to the street fair in Orange. I didn't want to go at first, but then VICKI again went, "I'm going!" so therefore I had to be there. *sigh* Rode with Kathleen and Justine, and educated them in the ways of RENT en route. Almost died on Irish street getting to Vicki.
I finally got to where she told me to be and she was like, "look right" *looks* "look left" *looks left*
Alright fine it was funnier re-enacted...

Got a Henna tattoo, something I've always wanted to do. Something crossed off of my "Things To Do Before I Die" list! I figured I've always wanted to do it and my dad's not home so this is an opportune moment. It's three roses on my left shoulder/tricep area.. whatever it's called. Also bought a shirt that is absolutely beautifully beautiful. It says ENGLAND across the top in bright red letters and then has the English flag (St George's Cross) in a crest with "FOREVER" written on top. Then donated money to the Democratic Party and got a bumper sticker that says, "Friends don't let friends vote Republican". O YEAH! SO TRUE! Must find somewhere to stick it though. Dad would be like, "Why do American display their opinions on their cars? Why?" But I shall.
Had to the world's cheesiest pizza with Vicki's and heard the world's longest UCLA horror story from Sarah. While waiting for Mr. Leach to pick us up, got hit on by a drunk guy. We're sitting on the sidewalk and...
drunk guy: WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME?
me: what?
drunk guy: why haven't you called me?!?!
*I look at him incredulously*
drunk guy's friend: Dude come on, let's go. You're drunk. Leave them alone. Come on.
drunk guy: No! Why hasn't she called me? I met her at a club!
vicki: what?
drunk guy's friend: No dude you're crazy come on. She probably isn't even old enough to go to a club. How old are you?
me: 16
drunk guy: WHAT?! You're not 16! Don't lie!
*drunk guy's friends drag him away*

*sigh*

Got back to Vicki's house and after eating 4 pizzas, had a hotdog, Pepsi, and corn. and somehow I didn't feel stuffed. I am so odd. I've been eating too much lately. Stop eating this pudding...
So we were planning on watching "Just My Luck" or something, and we ended up lying in front of her ipod speakers (with my ipod) on a blanket staring at the screen. At first it started with McFly videos she hadn't seen yet, and then came...

the 90s revival!

I think Vicki brought up something about Aaron Carter, and then it began. We went through all of Aaron Carter's singles and "Girl You Shine" and a couple others. I never knew someone else still remembered all the words to "Aaron's Party (Come Get it)", "I Want Candy", and "That's How I Beat Shaq".
Backstreet Boys
Britney Spears
(YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY!!!!!! *Vicki and Elaine sound effect*)
Christina Aguilera
Busted
Dream Sreet
NSync

That was SO MUCH FUN. We had the most fun observing the effects of puberty on teenage guys through Dream Street. I SAY YEAH!!!!! Ahahah "ALRIGHT! YEAH!!!!"
I don't think we've laughed so much in a while. Watching old Backstreet Boys videos was fun too. Vicki couldn't stop laughing every time they danced. "DANCE DAMN IT! DANCE! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!"
Next time I need to bring over my old Backstreet Boys In Concert tape and my Dream Street Live DVD. :D

Went to bed at 3 AM after listening to McFly for a long time as well.

Sunday

I went to church this morning.

Before you die of shock, let me explain. So Vicki had to be at church cuz she had to carry the cross in a white robe... whatever the technical term for that is..
It was an Episcopal Church... basically Anglican Church in America. It was very interesting. Good experience I must say, and I shall refrain from expressing my opinions on religion here. I even took communion, which Vicki found really amusing. I was like, "Hey I'm probably never gonna do this again in my life, so might as well." At least I got to sing without anyone telling me to shut up. :D
I so wished I had a camera phone to take a picture of Vicki though.

Wandered around Target afterwards with Vicki while her mom bought cat food. We tried on some interesting sunglasses. WE MUST BURN THEM!!!!!! Then went back to her house and watched "Thumbelina" for the first time. Almost cried when Cornelius sang "Let Me Be Your Wings". *swoon* Officially my favorite love ballade. Note, big difference between love song and love ballade. By that I mean Disney, Broadway, kind of love song.

Watched McFly's scenes in "Just My Luck" and screamed over Danny.

Went home, unfortunately, and attempted to do homework, and then just ate dinner at my mom's friend's house. I watched "Ella Enchanted", which was interesting. The Prince was hot, the book was AWESOME, and the elf was precious and adorable. I love it! I can't decide on who I look most.
O yeah and got text-message/spammed by Shayne's cousin. That was funny. Shayne would NEVER use the word "watcha" in 132512395823759128375912385712935721935871239581298357 years. Hell would freeze over and he still wouldn't use it. I would be so disturbed if that happened.

Going to Newport for lunch tomorrow. Must find time to do hw. This is not good.

O yes...

I love Danny.

Vicki and I are so desperately obsessed..