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You find the most unexpected things at random places sometimes. Bought Elsa's AND Andy's bday presents, without even intending to. They're awesome though. Shipping might be a bit interesting for Elsa's. I hope you guys like them though.

People who don't want to hear Elaine's stupidity/craziness or don't give a hoot or a holler (where the hell did THAT expression come from) turn away NOW:

He's big! He's red! His feet stick out of the bed!
Peter Crouch!!!!!!! Peter Crouch!!!

He's big! He's red! The sign says, 'Mind your head'
Peter Crouch!!!!!! Peter Crouch!!!

He's big! He's red! He can score without his head!
Peter Crouch!!!!! Peter Crouch!!!

He's big! He's red! It's time he was fed!
Peter Crouch!!!!!! Peter Crouch!!!

He's big! He's tall! He's there for the long ball!
Peter Crouch!!!!!! Peter Crouch!!!

He's big! He's tall! He just fell over the ball!
Peter Crouch!!! Peter Crouch!!!!

Wow... what Liverpudlians do in their spare time. I did NOT write that amazingly hilarious, yet relevant masterpiece; a bunch of bored Liverpudlians did in a message board, but I love it. Can't wait to hear them singing it at Anfield. I'm not the biggest fan of Crouch, at least not yet, but he is very... inspirational, to say the least.