legovanan
well kathleen has totally offended me (for the umpteenth time) but this time, i mean MORTALLY offended.
i was talking to her on the phone, while IMing w/ this friend of mine, who i met bcuz she's a total Tolkien freak too. she's awesome! she actually understands me when i start going off on those LONG rants!!!! (i know ur thinking--freak) anyway, "The object of her unholy desire" is Maedhros, who is the brother of Maglor, my love. and so we were talking about it, and it went along the lines of:
"u know, we would be sisters-in-law"
she's like, "awesome"
and we start talking about Maglor, his sweet song, and Maedhros, w/ his flaming red hair.. and all the while i'm talking to Kathleen and i'm telling her what we're talking about, and suddenly, she goes, "yea! technically, they don't even EXIST!!!!!" (i mean what is she talking about?!?!)
and i'm like, "GASP!!!!!! HOW DARE THEE!!!!!!!!"
and i tell Miriel (fellow Tolkien freak) and she's like, "homicidal tendencies stirring"
me: let's jump her!!!
miriel: i second that! teach the impudent mortal a lesson!
me: she doesn't qualify for mortal. she's nothing but a foul Orc! twisted by the evil of Morgoth!
Miriel: i second that foul orc!!

kathleen: wow.. thanks. i'm a foul Orc now.. why don't u just run off to your imaginary boyfriends now?
miriel: GASP!! IMAGINARY?!?!
me: she's been dropped on her head too many times
miriel: yeah, anyone who thinks that they are imaginary, needs a head check!
kathleen: i find this soooooo amusing.. (she sounds like u con)
me: let's just ignore her and go back to our Noldorin Lords
miriel: yea... the Orc will go away.
kathleen: sniff:: i'm hurt!!!

something like that... i should've saved the conversation. that would've been funny.