I think Aristotle might be right in some senses. AP English III kicking in here sorry. He said that we use drama/art as a way to purge ourselves of our emotions. I think blog rants purge me of my emotions. I rant, I cry, I listen to sad music, I'm good.

So now here's a list of my stupid analogies, sayings, and just... things that come out of my head from lately, since Eddie says he keeps me around for my brilliant analogies.

These are amusing, trust me.

So Jen was walking down the hall and some freshman with a rolling backpack just walks over her, so she comes up to me pretending to be crying, "ELAINE!!!! I JUST And I respond, "HAHA YOU SHOULD WORK FOR CINGULAR! ROLLOVER!"

Yes shut up. I know that was bad.

So in biology today, Mr. Kirkpatrick is telling us how most of the body is made up of covalent bonds.
Mr. K: What would happen if our body was made of ionic bonds? Remember, ionic bonds are salt; they dissolve in water.
Everyone else: The bonds would dissolve in the water and we'd be dead.
me at the same time: WE'D BE SALTY!

SHUT UP!!! Now David Lee's job in bio is to say, "NO TALKING!" to me whenever I look like I'm about to open my mouth. Eric or whoever it is that sits in front of me, hates me with a passion because he thinks I'm an idiot. Hmm... I think I want to set the curve on the first test... though there is no curve. Hmm... I think I am determined. Don't worry my determination will fall through after SAT class tomorrow.

OY I JUST MADE ANOTHER ONE NOW. So I was telling someone about me and someone else having little conflicts now and again, but we're good overall. So here comes the analogy:
"We're like mole holes... flat flat flat flat HOLE flat flat flat flat HOLE flat flat.."

SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS OKAY!? SHUT UP!

Jen just said she likes guys with:
"mohawks, guitars, and lip rings. o my."
and i say: mohawks.. YOU WANT YOUR GUY TO LOOK LIKE A SEMI-BALD PORCUPINE?!

I like the guitars part and that's about it...
I'd like to add Danny to that list... *swoon*

O yes and at lunch yesterday we were examining my very... multifarious reactions to people. Multifarious, yet unique, however that works.
Reaction to Vicki: VICKI!!!!!!!! *in the crow voice that you've all heard many times*
Reaction Shayne: *SQUEAL AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS AND VOICE PITCH* SHAYNE!!!!!!!!!! *runs and jumps on him, or in front of him, depending on how... accomodating he seems that day*
Reaction to Michael:
*turns around and sees him*
*SCREAMS*

That's enough for now.

O don't be full of it. You know you laughed at least once...