AHAHAHH!!!

So first were the football quotes that were hilarious, and now are....

YOU KNOW IT

MORE MCFLY QUOTES!!!!

AHAHAHAHHHAHA

THEY'RE HILARIOUS. EVEN IF YOU HATE MCFLY, OR PRETEND TO BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE ABOVE CONFORMITY BUT YOU REALLY LOVE THEM (ANDY), READ THEM BECAUSE I SWEAR THEY'LL BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY. I promise you'll laugh at least 4 times

Dougie [to Danny] : At least my hair doesn't go frizzy when I wash it!
Aww Danny...

TOTP: Boys, you've done a lot in 2004. But are there things you want to improve in 2005?
Tom: I'm going to eat healthier, and lose a bit of weight, and exercise more, and that's it.
Dougie: Mine is to swim the Atlantic Ocean. [Solemnly] And I will do it.
Danny: I've swam in that ocean. Mine is to start looking after my little gentle body.
Tom: He meant swim the length of the ocean!
Dougie: Yeah, I didn't mean just go in it, I meant swim the whole thing.
Danny: You'll never do it, Dougie.
Dougie: Yeah, I will. I swam the length of the swimming pool.
Danny: Oh, I get it! I thought you meant the whole length, not a whole length. Cos a whole length, you can see you from the beach if you swim a length.
Tom: Danny, a length isn't a measurement, a length is however long it is from one side to the other!
Danny: Oh, is it?
Tom: See, this is what we have to put up with! He thought a length was a measurement. Like, how tall are you? I'm a length. What's your shoe size? I'm a length.
[Danny and Dougie cackle in the background.]
Danny: Oh dear. I did go to school. Honestly.

Tom: Do you mean, what do I add to the band?
Harry: A few pounds!

Hehe Vicki would love that one.

Q: When are your birthdays?
Danny: "Mines every year"
*The others talk*
Danny: "Yeah my birthday's every YEAR"
*Harry starts talking*
Danny: "Can I get my point in please?"
*Others talk*
Danny: "Well...really mine should be every year, but I'm born on a leap year so I'm only six....in the head!"
Tom: "haha! you thought that would be funny didn't you?"
Danny: "I thought I was being clever there!"
Tom: "Yeah I found it quite cool..for you. So what came first the chicken or the egg, Danny?"
Danny: "...The tree."

Dougie: girls that are hot...
Danny: so you don't like them cold??
Band: ohhhh!! Danny made a joke!!!

Who's the most mental member of McFly?
Danny: Dougie. When he gets going, he's such a wild kid. He's mad as heck!
Harry: Nah, I'd say it's definitaly Danny. Firstly, Danny always leaves his phone and wallet everywhere we go. It's not a joke. It's starting to really annoy me! Secondly, he makes up words the whole time and thirdly, he's crazily vain. He's proper into his hair, like [doing a Danny impression], 'I've gotta do my bush, gotta do my bush!' When he comes out fo the shower, he has this curly bouffant. He doesn't look like Danny at all until he straightens the hell out of it!

Would you rather ride a goat or a sheep?
Danny: Insteat of go-karts, there would be goat-karts, haha! But I'd prefer to ride a sheep, coz there's more to hold on to.

Danny: D'you know what? Going back to the donkey thing, donkeys are cool because the donkey in Shrek is very cool and I'd be like him.

Tom: Two extras died cause Danny is driving

Interviewer: Who's the smartest in the band?
Danny: Me
Tom: In what way?
Danny: I wear a suit
Tom: *laughs* He thought you meant dress sense!

On Tom's birthday at CD:UK
Danny: That's not all, here's Danny's best jam *hands over a small jar of jam* I was up all night making that!

HAHA DANNY'S JAM.

On Tom's birthday at CD:UK
Danny: That's not all, here's Danny's best jam *hands over a small jar of jam* I was up all night making that!

Idiot boys.

I feel sick when:
Tom: One of the others farts in their hands and puts it to my nose - it's a bad thing. Danny's farts smell disgusting. He's got big hands, so it's a massive handful.

OMG ANDY!!!!!!! IT'S YOU!!!!

You can never have enough:
Tom: You can never get enough of Danny. He's really funny. Although, what's amusing about him, is that he is also really annoying.

HEY DANNY'S LIKE ME!

What do you like about Tom?
Danny: I like his car and his guitars. That's all he's good for.

Danny: Danny: I want real celebrities in my mobile address book – not people like Tom.

Tom: I think Danny wears the most [make-up], he loves it - he's got a secret little make-up bag.

Tom: I love Green Day and they're bloody cool and they're here somewhere I've seen them around.
Danny: I'm looking forward to them play.
Tom: My stomachs gone funny.
Danny: Mine has!
Tom: Yeah but your just hungry, mine is 'cos I like Green Day
Danny: Oh, oh right.

Danny: That was a very second moment of secondness....what?
Harry: What could that possibly mean? second of secondness, awkward of silenceness. Danny: The second of silence of awkwardsness
Tom: SHUT UP!
Danny: A second of awkward silenceness.

Danny: A gurge of oppurtunites
Tom:A gur...huh?
Danny: A surge of oppurtunites. It was the first word that came to my head. I'm sure it's a word
Harry: I'm sure it's not.

Interviewer: Did she [Lindsay Lohan] behave like a diva?
Danny: More like a beaver!

what does a beaver behave like?!

How will you relax when you're not on stage?
Dougie: Taking warm baths with Harry

Robin and Elsa are jealous.

How would you like to be remembered in 40 years time?
Dougie: As the great ruler of England. Queen maybe.

Dougie: I kept a hankie once that belonged to a very hot girl who had a cold. I licked the hankie to try and catch her germs! That way, I could chat about catching her cold the next time that i saw her.

ROBIN WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM AGAIN?

Dougie: The person most likely to trash a party is Danny. Destruction Danny, that's what i call him! What's the last thing he broke? He broke my heart, ha-ha! He's constantly smashing hearts!

Dougie: Shall I make up a story to get some headlines? I'm starting a band called Deathstar and it's going to destroy McFly.

Dougie: The Bus. The best mode of transport. It's cheap and the wheels go round and round.

Harry: Loads of my teddies have no hair on their heads because i used to cut it, thinking it would grow back.

Awww how precious!

I love them. I'm sorry if I have no life. NYEH