HAHAH THIS IS SO SAD!
I'm at the LFC official forums and the thread is:
Do you actually love Liverpool more than your wife?

AND IT IS SAD.

Girls, NEVER MARRY A FOOTBALL FANATIC. Liverpudlian lads will DUMP YOU FOR THE KOP!

So this one was the funniest:

"Had to laugh about the guy who was on the radio several months back... Can't remember who he supported but they were on the verge of winning the league and his missus was due to give birth... He chose to watch his team try and win the league, much to his wife's disgust. When told that she could give birth any moment and that he would risk missing it, he said that he'd been waiting 9 months for his child to be born... He'd been waiting 15 years for his team to win the league."

I had to laugh, though half of me is mortally offended. But yeah, this one guy's like, "My girl loves LFC more than me! How lucky am I!"

These guys are just funny.

This guy who's been a Liverpudlian for 35 years: I LOVE EVERTON MORE THAN MY WIFE!

"The questions are...
Could you ever foresee being with another woman?

Could you ever foresee supporting another club?

At least one answer should be "No chance""

And then:
"I LOVE GERRARD more than my wife, let's not even go to Liverpool! "