I JUST DID THE MOST STUPID THING IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND

According to Yogin, everything I do is the most stupid thing in the history of mankind, but this one is particularly stupid.

So my glue stick and my chap stick are sitting on the desk next to my cell phone.
I pick up the glue stick, pop off the cap and WONDER WHY ITS ORANGE instead of YELLOW, and apply GLUE TO MY LIPS.
I then LICK MY LIPS and go, "HMM WHY IS IT STICKY?" AND THEN REALIZE WHAT I JUST DID...

OYYY

That about sums up my day.
As I told both Yogin and Royston.

isilmegerrard (4:08:35 PM): bahhhhhhhhhh
isilmegerrard (4:08:37 PM): i want to go
isilmegerrard (4:08:39 PM): into a shell
isilmegerrard (4:08:42 PM): with lots of ice cream
isilmegerrard (4:08:44 PM): sweet tarts
isilmegerrard (4:08:46 PM): chocolate
MikeLovesBooks (4:08:46 PM): lol
isilmegerrard (4:08:47 PM): soda
isilmegerrard (4:08:49 PM): mcfly
isilmegerrard (4:08:50 PM): liverpool
isilmegerrard (4:08:53 PM): lord of the rings
MikeLovesBooks (4:08:59 PM): you want to much
isilmegerrard (4:09:01 PM): and a bean bag
isilmegerrard (4:09:07 PM): and danny to hold me
isilmegerrard (4:09:12 PM): and sing to me and whisper in my ear
isilmegerrard (4:09:18 PM): while i fatten myself up
MikeLovesBooks (4:09:21 PM): lol
MikeLovesBooks (4:12:02 PM): ya, why cant you be simple
isilmegerrard (4:12:32 PM): i might wanna add that i want that shell to be in england
isilmegerrard (4:12:43 PM): alright just give me danny and i'd be happy
MikeLovesBooks (4:12:47 PM): lol
isilmegerrard (4:12:49 PM): just me and danny
isilmegerrard (4:12:51 PM): we have all our assets
MikeLovesBooks (4:12:58 PM): now we are getting closer to being simple
isilmegerrard (4:13:22 PM): i mean he has his voice
isilmegerrard (4:13:23 PM): his arms
isilmegerrard (4:13:28 PM): his being
isilmegerrard (4:13:54 PM): yeahhhh
isilmegerrard (4:13:56 PM): that's all i need

That shell sounds REALLY nice right now. So if I couldn't have Danny in that shell with me *sniffle sniffle*, I'd take like Vicki, Jen, Kristina, and Robin and have a girls night watching McFly...

No offense Yogin.