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"Tom's fun to pet!"--Vicki
"He's not fat! He's fluffy!"-Vicki

OMG I MUST NOT SPEAK ABOUT ANDY FOR THE NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!

Being completely egotistical and shallow, he ran a search for his name on my blog. Just the page that shows up, and it turned up 45 times.

As opposed to Danny, at 27!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then I got all pathetic and I was like:

andy: you rant about me nearly twice as much as you do about danny
well, not rant, but mention
mua hahahahhaa
me: OMG
OMGGGGGGGG
andy: admit it
it doesnt matter how much you rant about mcfly
i shall still prevail, because subconsciously, it's me you're pining for
me: GASP
GASP GASP GASP GASPPPPPPp
I SHALL NOT TALK ABOUT YOUFOR EVER
andy: yeah right
you wont last a month without mentioning my name or presence
me: oy i just got morbid thoughts
BAD ELAINE BAD
what if you go to college
and you like completely forget me
andy: and you can't just call me he-who-shall-not-be-named or anything like that
me: and we don't talk
and then then then mcfly are still here
and AHH!!!
THEY COMPLETELY OVERTAKE MY SOUL!
andy: oh pish posh
me: AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PERFORM AN EXORCISM!
andy: we'll talk
A MCFLY EXORCISM!
THE WORST KIND!
we'll have to strap you down on a chair and make you listen to country pop until your ears bleed
hmm.. keith urban, maybe
MUA HAHA
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO!!!!!!!!!
NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!
ah well
country is better than rap and metal
andy: well, i'll add those too

AHH!!! MCFLY EXORCISM!

So anyway, this is a collection of the best McFly quotes. I suggest to you all to read it because they're absolutely hilarious, even if you don't give a damn about McFly, or hate them with a passion.

Danny:
-We love gin!
-You get free dressing gowns! (Tom: They weren't free! Danny: OH! Whoops)
-What's a monarchy?
-Can you feel me?
-He's not in the restrooms! Men or women's!
-I'm not the joker, I'm just the dumbest. I say dopey things.
-Yeah Doug misses his mum. He cries every night.
-We don't watch porn on tour! That's what hotels are good for.
-Aw wicked! I'd love to be prime minister!
-We like to strip Doug, cuz he's a sexy little boy.
-You know what would be awesome? If you could have, what are they called, the uh, the sensors in your head that go, "Beep beep beep! Beep beep beep" to stop you from running into things. (I AGREE DANNY!)
-A virgin you say... I've been in one of those.
-You've got nice legs, what time do they open?
-Take my mum to Bingo. She loves Bingo.
-*in the middle of an interview* Can I go to the toilet?
-*puts on a shirt. doesn't work, takes it off* Oh there's a coathanger.
-Hey, wait a minute, donkeys are cool!
-Pull your own cracker. And you'll always be a WINNER!
-I want one of them sit-on-your-shoulder-monkeys.
-We're gonna catch a squirrel, we're gonna catch a squirrel. Danny's got a peanut!
-Hey it's got the same earring!
-Socks or smellies?
-And chocolate!
-That whole inspiring/aspiring thing
-In Ireland pouring down with turkeys! Look, flooded, flooded with gravy! All over!
-Pick up your rat. Release your rat.
-the moldy fridge thing
-I think you're looking pretty damn sexy tonight Tom.
-the whole Tom/hot milk thing
-We like to write songs naked.
-Look at the redness from the banana.
-Look love, your bins' too full!
-You're a good looking monkey.
-Would you like a couch or a table?
-I'm the climbtree.
-I'm the smartest, I wear suits all the time.
-Get that spider web off me!
-Mum's gonna have to wait one more week Doug!
-Don't touch my cow! (HAHA REMINDS ME OF ELSA)
-And he labeled it, "DOUGIE'S PORN DON'T TOUCH!"
-I was attacked by a worm once.
-I've been expecting youuuuuuuu!!!
-(reading a banner) We miss fat Tom. He's right over there.
-I'll just be Danny, the cheese meister!
-I like it when he calls me baby. (On Tom)
-I'm dopey, but the band think I'm thick.

Harry:
-Danny likes to pretend he's Irish. It's so desperate..
-I WILL WIN!
-WHERE'S MY BEER?!
-(Talking to the Beefeaters at the Tower of London): So it chicken now?
-Hotel porn! Wait, too expensive.
-JUDD THE STUD!
-I like to hug Dougie. If people didn't know us any better they'd probably think we were a couple.
-I always get sugar and salt mixed up!
-Welcome. Welcome to my humble abode people.
-I do not have mirrors because I am vain. I have mirrors because they were here when I came here. So the last person who lived here, you are vain. Vain as you like.
-*kisses his own picture* You're a sex god.
-We're not gay! We're just experimenting!
-Is that a turkey?
-We lost it. We've got no lunch.
-Get with the times, man.
-I'd get breast implants.
-We get loads of presents!
-[On been asked about having fans as girlfriends] Well its not like their gonna wake up and ask for our autograph. (OY)
-There isn't a third verse to this song. NYEHHH
-I gotta wear this tonight!
-I'd like to be the first black president of the USA.
-I just wanna go on the soddin' rides!
-Sometimes Eeyore crawls into my bed.
-I like to fart and run, leaving the smell for someone else to enjoy. It's funny.

Dougie:
-Zukie is jealous of our success. The fame of being my lizard has gone to his head.
-Danny's got a pretty freaky shaped body. It's like he's meant to be fat but he's not.
-I'm not just Doug X. I'm Doug Triple X. OOO
-I want to be reincarnated as a bra.
-Harry finally came out.
-the whole Diarrhea story
-We were dating and Tom cheated on me. Not with another man, or another chick, with a horse.
-No guys, I'm not stripping all the f***ing time.
-Are you filming? I'm being funny. *evil laugh*
-There's a secret dreamworld behind Danny's wardrobe. We go there to feed the goats.
-My A string!
-Who the hell is Kanye West?
-Then you've come to the wrong place. We're McFly.
-*being dragged naked on the floor* OWW! CARPET BURNS!
-Those jelly sweetie lips are like kissing condoms.
-I'm glad I learned to play bass so I could chase a giant turkey on tv (HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAA)
-If your turkey gets into a flippity flap, don't get into a flippity flap yourself.
-Does anyone mind if I scratch my bum? I forgot to wipe it properly.
-I got this really crap T-shirt from Harry this year. It said I have the biggest co...[sudden coughing attack] The biggest cough - well it began with the same two letters!
-I'll go out with you if you can play Beethoven's 6th symphony in E flat minor with a diminished root note on the recorder. (I'll take you up on that Dougie. I know Robin would too. Nah, I wouldn't want to date Dougie.)
-Hold on peoples cos this is just gonna blow you away - I've even brougt protection! *puts on Barbie helmet*
-Heh heh heh. RAT VISION!
-Danny's a special child, we picked him up the hospital.
-I thought I was like, stupid, and then I met Danny.
-Let's go attack some children!
-I was swimming in the sea and I felt something touch my leg and I thought ooo. And it was this mermaid chick and she kissed me and I could breathe underwater.
-Louder Tom, louder. Scream dude scream.
-I put Danny in there naked.... And make him wait for his pleasure.
-Do me Dougie style. (DO IT ROBIN)
-I can't say it, it's too rude.
-Back off my mum, you weirdo!
-It'll be cool, like a zoo, except better, cuz it'll have me there.
-If I were a girl Tom, I'd sleep with you.
-Mr. Harry Judd... What a character. Pretty sure he's gay.

Tom:
-You're going to hell you are! This is why I took his gerbils away! (on Danny)
-I WANT SOME FOOD!
-(on having a Little Mermaid doll) But she was fit!
-That bloody pink thing! I was wacking that bloody pink guitar!
-Harry watches his DVD player up in the front sometimes. When he's lost on the Xbox he goes and sulks and watches wrestling on his little thing.
-Harry's doing the next Matrix movie he's playing Neo. I'm Morpheus. What are you laughing at *points at Dougie* You're Trinity!
-Old fashioned aliens. *takes a straw hat* wooooo woooo. Straw flying saucer.. *cracks up*
-Shut up! The Queen is two people away! (In reponse to Danny's: What's a monarchy?)
-I wee in swimming pools!
-Why is it always me on the f***ing toilet?
-Is that the ocean?
-His two American blokes in a jacuzzi story
-Last week, my mum came up and said, "Tom, you're poisioning our family."
-I'm gonna tell the story cuz Danny's an idiot.
-Who bought me this rubbish jumper?
-On the voting polls on our website it always goes Danny, Dougie, Harry and then, right at the bottom, me - and that's only because my sister was being nice and voted for me. (AWW POOR TOM! I LOVE TOM! Precious!)
-Despite the rumours, I am not pregnant. :D
-On Bourbon Street, it's like the law that you throw a girl beads and she has to flash you. (John Ross: No it's not law, Tommy.)
-Erm.. Danny cuz he's got a big curly boosh.
-Sometimes Dougie walks round the house naked and I chase after him.
-I hate drummers.
-The freak went on without us!
-I like cheddar.
-(asked what movie he's do the soundtrack to) Star Wars; and 5 colours would be the theme. dododododo- that'd be Darth Vader
-He's got a beard, which is cool, And a hat.

I SWEAR I'M DONE!