So Eddie and I are talking, as I am working on Andy's present..
For those of you who don't know him, Eddie is my one African American friend. O yeah! From the 2nd grade!

me: it is very dangerous to wield scissors and type at the same time
eddie: oh elaine!
you're so brave!
*faints*
but i agree
you might cut your keyboard or something
they bleed black. it's nigh impossible to get that out of clothes
hell, it stained my skin even

I never say this, but
LMAO