Said a temporary farewell to Andy today!
IT BETTER BE TEMPORARY. *GLARE*

I didn't cry... shockingly enough. I think it just hasn't really hit me yet. I'll probably start crying some random afternoon on the bus when I'm PMSing and I just really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY miss him.

Met up with Andy at Borders. Kathleen and I each gave him his beautiful presents. I'll post pictures when I get them from Andy.
Went to Red Robin to eat. I had buffalo wings that were SUPPOSED TO BE BONELESS! And Andy acted like a totally drama queen. "OMG THERE IS A DROP OF GUACAMOLE IN HERE! I NEED MORE!" and then asked for another cutlery set thing. O yeah! and the expensive drink!
But yeah, laughed and ate and it was all good fun. AHAHA GUYS! WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF DULL?!
SHARP!!!!!!
I AM SHARP!!!!
Need to cut something?
JUST CALL ELAINE!

WHEE!!!
alright i'm over it. ELSA YOU KNOW THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE!

Anyway, acted like idiots. Walked to Walmart where I consumed too many sweettarts too quickly. A roll for a quarter! I can't help myself! Walked to Starbucks where Andy endured the world's longest wait for coffee. Sat on the couches and Kathleen TRIED TO BE BRITISH. THAT WAS THE WORST BRITISH ACCENT EVER.
WAIT. IT DOESN'T EVEN QUALIFY AS A BRITISH ACCENT.
IT WAS THE WORST.... WANNA-BE ACCENT OF ANY KIND EVER!
IT DIDN'T EVEN SOUND BRITISH.
SOMEDAY I WILL GET A VOICE RECORDING AND POST IT HERE.
*SHUDDER*
IF QUEEN ELIZABETH II DIES TOMORROW, IT'LL BE BECAUSE OF KATHLEEN.

Anyway, went to Kathleen's house where we ATTEMPTED to sing "You've Got A Friend". It was very bad and I'm sure Andy will thoroughly embarrass us by posting it on youtube. IT WAS ALL KATHLEEN'S IDEA. ANDY SINGS TO ME. I DON'T SING TO ANDY. OY.
Andy wowed us and gave Kathleen an orgasm (LOOK AT HER BLOG. I QUOTE DIRECTLY) with his voice and guitar skills. I almost cried.

Then Andy left. AND NOW I SHALL CRY.

Alright not yet.

But here are pics, courtesy of Kathleen.



One happy family! There's daddy on the left (Kathleen), mommy on the right (Andy), and baby who looks extremely fat in this picture on the bottom (me).



LOOK AT THE HAPPINESS ON THAT MAN'S TWISTED FACE AS HE TRIES TO KILL ME WITH THE GUITAR!!!! AHH!!!!! INFANTICIDE!!!! MURDER!!!!!



I AM DEAD!!!!! MURDER!!!



Why the hell is Andy so tan lately?



Oh yeah... hot stuff.



All I have to say is:
OY.



We look stoned, my best friend of 13 years and I.



JUSTINE GET OUT OF THE PICTURE!



It's the Xu family children pile. Hey yes I so belong in there! I've lived there longer than Derek and that's a fact!
Hehe I love Kathleen's expression. Classic.

And the world's most adorable little Chinese boy.
Who also spat all over me.
And peed all over me.